SxyPrn Massage

What’s up, you animal!? Are you finally tired of jacking off to videos that make you question your morality? Haha! You might just need a break from all that hardcore action you’ve been enjoying! Don’t worry! I’ve got just the thing for you! How about indulging in some super HD videos of girls rubbing each other up and down before eating each other out? Sounds good, right? That way, you won’t have to explain TOO much when someone finally walks in on you. It’s easier to explain that than all the filthy shit you’ve been watching!

Today, I’m featuring one of the more unique porn sites, Sxyprn.com. Shitty name aside, this site has content that’s well worth watching. You’ll just have to get past the obnoxious amount of ads before you can really enjoy a video! When you finally get to sit down with your dick in your hand, you can enjoy some top-quality tantric videos with hot girls and great lighting! The studios on this site really go above and beyond to impress.

I also have no idea where they’re finding these fucking girls! These bitches look fucking phenomenal! Just how many hot girls are willing to show the world just how slutty they are? I’m just fucking with you! I already know the answer to that! 

This probably won’t be the site you stay on for the rest of the week or even the rest of the day. But, I can guarantee you, you’ll find a few videos that grab your weiner’s attention. There are a lot of unique videos on the massage genre alone, and there isn’t one crappy camera in sight! The consistent quality of this site is enough to rival Pornhub!

Sexy Mess

The first thing you’ll notice when you land on sxyprn.com is the pop-up ad in the middle of the page. Just click “Decline” and you’ll have full access to the page. Except you won’t, because the pop-up will appear again! And again! And when you’ve finally closed that for good, a couple more pop-ups appear at the side of the screen. Unfortunately, that seems to just stay there. It doesn’t really matter how many times you close it!

Once you’re done getting over the frustration of the initial pop-ups, you can browse the page. There aren’t any banner ads on the page, yet the border is thicker than a pair of legs! I mean, who the fuck designed this site? Don’t they know you should wear glasses when you’re sitting at your computer for too long? 

Not to mention the sorry excuse for navigation bars. At the top, you’ll find navigation bars that take you to different sections of the website. You can view live events, as well as photos, torrent files, the top videos, trending videos, and more. The second navigation bar acts more like a filter. For each button, there’s a number of content relating to your search. For massage porn, there’s over 2000 videos in the videos section; there are currently 36 videos in the photos sections, and over 3700 files in the torrent section.

Underneath that, there’s another navigation bar that allows you to filter between latest, trending, most viewed, and “orgasmic” (whatever the fuck that means) videos. Underneath that, you’ll find a small list of related tags. That list has got to be the worst list of tags I’ve ever seen on any porn website! There’s about five of them. Seriously. Five. I mean, there can’t be more than five tags related to the massage genre! 

Thankfully, each video allows you to hover over the thumbnail. You can see a clean preview of the video you’ll potentially shoot your load to. And, you won’t have to needlessly click on any of the videos, lest you get redirected to some other completely unrelated site! You can also see the video status for each video under each thumbnail: like ratio, number of views, title and video information, etc. I see they still have the totally useless emoji filter. I don’t need an emoji to express how hard I came to a video!

Sensual & Sexy HD Videos

Each video is posted by a certain channel. Since there doesn’t seem to be much user activity, I’m guessing community-based features revolve around the active channels. That might suck if you’re just a regular user. But each channel provides consistent videos that are high enough quality to make you feel like you’re the lucky guy who gets to cum in a girl’s mouth. But, if you want people to have some real fun, it’s probably best to let users have the opportunity to interact with the website. 

Once you get past the forest of ads, you can enjoy amazingly produced videos with gorgeous performers! I mean, really. There isn’t one girl in this whole website that looks okay! Where the hell are they finding these girls? Not only are these girls drop-dead gorgeous, but MAN can they fuck! You’re not gonna find many 5 minute videos here. With all that time and money put into good cameras and lighting, these bitches have the fucking stamina to match! 

Since each video is produced by one of the channels on the site, you’re not gonna find a lot of amateur content. Everything here is created and produced with a lot of thought. It would be a shame if you just blew your load in the first 2 minutes. You’ve got to savor this kind of content, my friend. This kind of content is what separates the porn connoisseurs from the average porn consumer! 

Above every video, there’s a list of related tags. So, you can send yourself down a naughty little rabbit hole! Before you know it, you’ll probably end up in a completely different genre with a completely new fetish! Or, you can follow the featured pornstars, and enjoy the content they make. You can also follow the channel if you’re really impressed with the production. But, I’m telling you. With girls as talented as these, it won’t be the fucking production that impresses you. 

There’s a video of a gorgeous, thicc Latina “masseuse” rubbing oil on the back of some stud while she grinds on his back. If your dick hasn’t shriveled up in envy, you can almost imagine what it would feel like to be that guy. The video quality is just THAT good. That girl was a fucking trooper too; after she was done giving that guy the greatest boobjob in the history of boobjobs, she goes on to get piped by ANOTHER dude. I can always appreciate bitches with that kind of stamina!

If you’re looking for something a little more sensual, you can enjoy some girl-on-girl action with Mckenzie Lee and Destiny Cruz. You can watch as they take turns massaging each other in perfect video quality! I’ve got to admit, this is some of the most sensual videos I’ve seen in a while! You’ll almost forget you wanted to masturbate when you watch how those hands softly press up and down an oily, sexy body. Until one of them starts to eat the fuck out of the other’s pussy! Then your cock will perk right back up! If you don’t blow your load halfway through the video, you’ll get to watch one of the girls whip out a Hitachi Magic Wand! They weren’t weren’t using that on each other's backs, I’ll tell you that!

What I Liked

Sure, the ads are intrusive and annoying. But, you might just forget about that when you look at the quality of every video. With over 2000 videos, it’s pretty impressive that every single one of them is high-quality! I mean, if I didn’t know better, I would think it was some kind of competition! Sxyprn lets you enjoy perfect streaming quality with high-value production and the hottest girls you’ve ever seen! And you get all of this for free! That’s right, my friend! These are good times!

What I Didn’t Like

It’s all well and good that you have perfect videos with hot and talented sluts. But, what the hell is the point when I can’t enjoy them without closing an ad every few seconds! While you’re searching for a video, not a minute goes by before you’re closing something. I mean, how the fuck do you expect people to enjoy your content if they can’t even get to it? 

Tips From ThePornDude

Would it kill you to clean this site up? I mean, if I was on this site for the first time, I would have no idea that your videos are so damn good! I wouldn’t be able to get to them because I would’ve given up after the fourth time I closed an ad! The web design doesn’t exactly scream “great video content” either. It kinda screams “We sort of just made a site for some shitty porn”. A fucking highscooler could make a site cleaner than this! I mean, why the hell are your borders so big if there are no banner ads? It’s just empty space! 

Conclusion

Sxyprn.com is a great place to find some high-quality sensual porn. You can enjoy gorgeous girls in great lighting and perfect video quality. And you can enjoy all of it for free! The only catch is the outrageous amount of ads you’ll be closing with your free hand. Sure, the content is great, but the constant pop-ups make the site barely usable. There’s a free download option that you can use. If you find something that really perks that pecker up, just hit the download/torrent button and enjoy it without interruption! Otherwise, I’d just find a site that respects your time!