NudeVista Massage

What’s up, you filthy degenerate!? Are you tired of jacking off to the same filthy shit you’re finding on the dark corners of the internet? You should give your brain a break from all that hardcore degeneracy you’ve been filling it up with. Before you know it, you won’t be able to get your dick hard in front of a girl unless she’s ball-gagged with a Hitachi Magic Wand up her pussy! No real girl is gonna wanna fuck a guy who’s already suffering from Deathgrip syndrome! Haha! (That’s when you’ve been jacking off to so much degeneracy, that normal sex won’t even get you hard!)

So, if you want to avoid multiple trips to the pharmacy for viagra pills, I suggest you take it easy! Fortunately for you, Uncle PornDude has just the thing for you. It’s about time you relax and enjoy some sublime, sensual action! That’s right, my friend. Today, we’re going to be talking about massage porn.

This is the type of shit your girl can walk in on you with, and you won’t have to rush to a new tab! Your grandma can finally look at you from heaven without THAT much disgust! Haha! There are plenty of places online for your filthy ass to get off to some beautiful, well-produced, truly sexy slut action. Today, we’re going to a lesser-known site: Nudevista.com.

Nudevista.com isn’t exactly known as the world's biggest porn platform, but that doesn’t mean it lacks the kind of content that would make Pornhub nervous. NudeVista is a porn aggregator, taking thousands and thousands of porn videos from all over the internet. Yet, unlike most porn aggregators, the sites it links to aren’t all backwood random ad forests that seek to do nothing more than force random ads down your urethra!

This site features pretty damn good websites, including Motherless.com and one of my personal favorites Tnaflix.com. There are millions of videos on this site’s database. So, you’re inevitably going to run into some pretty shitty sites. But, most of the time, your viewing experience is going to be fucking impeccable!

The massage category is no exception. You’re going to find so much content, you might not be masturbating to anything else for a while! That’s probably a good thing! Those poor girls choking on 10-inch cocks for your pleasure need a fucking break! You know you’re just supplying a demand, right? Well, it’s time to demand something a little less dirty and a little more sexy! It’s time for your filthy ass to grow some class!

Simple Yet Sexy

The design of this site is nothing to blow your load over. If you’ve read any of my blogs on this site, you’ll know that I find the overall design pretty unimpressive. The site looks like an old search engine. And, the logo looks like one of a failing business from the late 90s. If you took one glance at this, you’d never guess that this site had a collection of millions of the sexiest sluts on the internet!

That being said, there’s not a lot wrong with the overall design either. The ads on the site are at a minimum. Unlike a lot of porn aggregators, you won’t be clicking off of new tabs every time you click a blank space on the page. In fact, NudeVista provides a pretty solid browsing experience! IN FACT, get this! One of my last blogs about this site talks about the lack of thumbnail previews. When I last visited this site, all I saw were minimal thumbnails that I could browse through like a photo gallery. That was fine, but I thought it would be better if there was some kind of video preview. No one wants to go to a whole other site just to realize they’d rather jack off to anything else!

So, imagine my surprise when I was browsing through these thumbnails again and noticed what used to be static images turned into slideshows when I hovered over them with my mouse! It really brings a tear to my eye, knowing that my world-renowned porn habits are making a difference! Bravo, guys! You’re truly coming into your own!

Sexy Sensual Fun!

NudeVista is a porn aggregator. That means you won’t find any original content here. What you WILL find is millions of videos that you might not have seen in any of your searches. Sure, you can search for high-quality, well-produced content on Pornhub. But, are you sure you’re gonna find a professional masseur fucking his client? (I’ll get to this in a while.) That’s right! There are some videos here that you wouldn’t have imagined existed!

This site links to sites that you might not have heard of or are completely aware of! And like I said, most of these lesser-known sites aren’t just backwoods shitholes that seek to do nothing more than drench your computer in pop-up ads and sneaky malware. You’re mostly going to experience the kind of sites that seek only to get your dick hard and your tissues damp! I particularly like the links to Motherless.com. I don’t really browse that site anymore, so it’s pretty fun to find a lot of the stuff I missed! D

But, today, we’re talking about the classy shit. (Kinda!) And Motherless.com is anything but classy! I’d love to see what the massage category there would be like! Haha… maybe I’ll check that out next! Until then, I’ve been enjoying the kind of content you’ll dream about for the next few days! Like the video I saw of a guy recording himself getting the most heavenly blowjob from his masseuse. I was so fucking jealous! I mean, just last week, I had a masseuse jerk me off, but she didn’t do it with nearly that much skill! I didn’t even get a blowjob, the cheap bitch!

Oh, and that professional masseur? (That’s a male masseuse for all you less than cultured swine out there! Haha!) That video is totally real! I saw a guy giving a girl a professional massage before he started giving her a professional finger! Seriously! She must have paid so much money for that! The camera wasn’t on this sexy set. It was in a room where you would expect someone to go for sports massages! So, imagine my surprise when the guy just gets up and fucks her! This wasn’t some stud, mind you. He was just a regular guy, massaging his client before fucking her! How wild is that?

What I Liked

Most of the sites NudeVista links to are pretty solid. I’m totally over the days of having to go to a porn site just to click off of an avalanche of pop-up ads just to view a video in fucking 280p. We don’t live in 2005 anymore. I don’t want to have to do that. NudeVista is one of the few porn aggregators that take this into mind. They feature some of the most reliable sites on the internet!

What I Don’t Like

That being said, there are SOME sites featured on this site that I fucking hated. Namely boombj.com — one of the worst porn sites that I’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing. Forget the fact that it’s an ad-filled nightmare that slows down the basic function of the site. Just getting to the fucking video is a task!

I remember having to click the damn thing multiple times just to get the “play” button to work! Sometimes, a new tab would open showing the same video page, and when I went to the previous tab, it was a completely different page! How the fuck does that even work? In all my years of visiting any kind of website, I’ve never seen one as fucked up as this one! I’d give any video linking to that shitstorm of a site a hard pass!

Tips From ThePornDude

NudeVista isn’t that bad a site. Considering the amount of content in its collection, it’s doing pretty damn well! Kudos to you guys for following my advice and adding a form of video previews! You really made me proud! I’m sure you’ll be seeing your activity go up in no time! (As well as your user’s cocks before they click on a video!)

I still think you should allow extra options for filters. Right now, the few links you have at the top are okay, but in terms of narrowing down the search for thousands of videos, it just ain’t cutting it! I want to be able to CHOOSE the duration of videos I search for, not just search from longest to shortest. I mean, at least include the option to search the other way around. Most of your users are gonna be done in under 5 minutes anyway!

Conclusion

Nudevista.com has a collection of over 400,000 for just the massage genre! So, if you’re looking to get your rocks off to some sensual, sultry sluts, there are few places to look than here! The browsing experience is great, considering the video preview feature and minimum ads. You have the opportunity to get off to hundreds of thousands of sensual sluts from all over the world. And you get to do it for free, you lucky bastard! So, go get some lavender oil, and have yourself a swell time!