SxyPrn Yoga

What’s up, you dirty little dick duster? You ever get tired of masturbating to the same shameless shit day in and day out? I mean, aren’t you tired of looking at yourself in disgust? I’ve been there. You decide to have yourself a little “me time”, and the next thing you know, you’re blaming your parents for what you’ve become. Well, it’s time to take a break from all that self-chastisement, my friend. It’s finally time to beat your meat to something you can be proud of.

It’s time for you to beat your meat to some hot yoga bitches. What’s more wholesome than young ladies doing yoga, right? I’ll tell you what’s not wholesome. These ladies doing yoga! Haha! Hey, at least it’s way more respectable than that shit you’ve been watching lately. If your family could see the kind of deranged shit you get off to… Haha! I’m just fucking with you. Where the fuck do you think that side of you comes from, huh? You think you just got there all on your own? 

No, my friend! Grandma was a super freak! Haha! Anyway, we’re taking a trip to Sxyprn.com. This site has a collection of unique yoga videos that I think are worth looking into. This isn’t by any means the spot to stop for yoga porn. I mean, the number of videos contained isn’t even in the thousands. But there are a few great gems you probably couldn’t find anywhere else. 

I think we ought to start treating these babes like the rarity they are! Haha! When you find a particular internet slut that catches your eye, but you can only find her in one place — that’s special! I still remember a video of a Japanese girl I saw masturbating on a field next to a freeway. She walked on the field with a trenchcoat and nothing underneath but a dildo up her pussy! Like, holy shit! I don’t know how long ago that was, and I STILL think about it! 

Anyway, let’s get right into it! 

Hot Blondes in Hot Pants

Well, I’ll start with the better things first. Sxyprn.com uses a lot of open space for thumbnail placement. This ensures you’re not distracted while looking at these beautiful babes in tight-fit yoga gear. It’s just a shame that when you click in an open space, you’ll end up on a completely different website. It’s amazing how long it’s taking this site to fix this problem. 

I’m telling you, this site has plenty of potential. But it won’t last long if its users are on completely random sites half the fucking time. Regardless of the overuse of ads, (Yes, there are still annoying banner ads and on-page pop-ups.) Sxyprn has a sweet collection of yoga content for you to get your dirty little cock into. There are only around 370 videos. That’s enough for you to get through in about a month. Chances are, you’ll probably skip quite a few. However, there’s enough to make you stay seated and glued to your cock! 

Above the thumbnails, there are a collection of navigation buttons. They kind of act like filter systems. (Clearly, they want to wait until the kid they have designing the site graduates from high school. That way, he can pay for his own web design lessons!) You can sort the search page in order of: Latest, Trending, Views, and Orgasmic (Those are the most favourited videos). 

Assuming you haven’t clicked anywhere in the last few seconds, you can hover over each thumbnail to watch a video preview. The preview is seamless, but it’s not like you’ll be speedrunning here. If you accidentally click an open space while you scroll, you’ll end up jacking off to an Alibaba sales page.

Each thumbnail has an indicator of the length of the video. So, you’ll know just how long you’ll have to hold your orgasm before the climax. You can even favorite, like, and add a video to your playlist!

Sex-Imnprovement

There’s nothing more cultured than appreciating a woman expressing her feminine nature. You don’t need that much to entertain yourself. You can just appreciate the divine creation of the female figure. The best among us truly knows how to savor what really matters. If you are one of these men, you’re in for a really good day. Sxyprn.com has a sweet collection of hot yoga girls that simply want to share their figures while they stretch to Nirvana. It’s a beautiful exchange of desires. You get to admire the female form in all its grace, and she gets to feel centered and a little slutty! 

There’s a lot of unique content to find on this site, and the yoga category is no exception. You’ll find everything from the typical “yoga instructor” scenario to zen videos of ladies spreading their legs open just for you. After these sessions, you’ll feel calmer than you’ve ever felt before. And this time, you won’t have to look at yourself in utter disgust when you’re finished! 

Oh, I almost forgot! It only took me complaining about it for about 2 months! But, Sxyprn.com finally allows you to register to their site! There was a period when you weren’t able to create an account. Because of that, you couldn’t like, favorite, save, or even comment on any of the videos. Now, you can fully use all the free and original content on the site!

You can enjoy videos of a girl doing yoga in little pink hot pants. It’s a simple pleasure for the most refined among us. Except, at the end of the video, this slut just takes off her clothes and starts to masturbate! Imagine ending a video like that! Haha! I mean, I wouldn’t mind if every girl did this when they recorded themselves doing yoga. I mean, it can’t be embarrassing if everyone’s doing it, right?

You can also enjoy videos of girls doing yoga naked. That’s really it! No guy is coming in to rail her like he’s trying to bring her back to life. There’s no sexy talk. Just the feminine form in all its beauty. Stretching to the heavens for you to enjoy. Now, if your mom came to your room and saw you watching that, do you think she’d be ashamed? Of course not! She’d be proud her son has some fucking taste! 

If you’d like some “yoga instructor” action, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy! I mean, a collection of yoga porn wouldn’t be complete without a yoga instructor scene, right? In the video I watched, some luck motherfucker was getting brain from his yoga instructor for the entire video. I shit you not! That shit started with them standing in starting position. A few minutes in, that bitch’s mouth was glued to his dick for the rest of the fucking video. It was almost 20 minutes! There was absolutely no yoga being instructed! Haha!

What I Liked

I truly appreciate the originality of these videos. There isn’t anything super special about the videos on Sxyprn.com. But I can say you can’t really find content like this anywhere else. It’s also great to finally be able to create a fucking account! I’ve been watching these videos, trying to make a playlist for too fucking long! 

I can’t complain about the variety of girls. It’s fucking beautiful. Nothing gets my cock plumper than all kinds of bitches for me to choose! 

What I Didn’t Like

The ads, guys. Come on. You’ve got to do better. If you don’t figure this out soon, it won’t matter that people can finally sign-up. People will go literally anywhere that will keep them on one page for more than half a fucking minute! I still can’t pause a video without opening another page. In no way is that okay! Get some more fucking banner ads if you have to!

Tips From ThePornDude

It really couldn’t hurt to fix the overall user interface. It’s simple, but the barebones style makes lit look more unfinished than anything else. An ugly user interface and invisible pop-up ads. From a site with this much potential, it’s pretty fucking sad. 

More photos would be a strong bonus. There are only 27 photos compared to 370. On any other site, this metric would be the complete opposite. I’ve got no idea how it’s harder to collect photos than videos. Here’s a tip. Take some snapshots while you’re filming. That’s an extra 300 photos right there!

Conclusion

So we go back to the slow but ever-improving Sxyprn.com for some tantric gems! There’s a lot that the man of culture can enjoy on this site. There may not be many videos, but there’s enough originality for you to enjoy a quiet night to yourself. You can finally jack off to something that will leave you feeling fresh and calm, rather than disgusted and sad. Namaste, you beautiful pervert!