iWank Yoga

You already know what it is. Iwank is not a tube site – it is a tube aggregator site. There are videos here. They are free to watch. They are hosted elsewhere. You come to Iwank to find them; you go elsewhere to enjoy them. It’s a simple enough business model that seems to be keeping the world turning around just fine so far. On the topic of yoga porn, Iwank is doing a fantastic job. Personally, I’m not much of a fan of yoga porn, this is no secret. I don’t like how undefined the genre is. Some of these videos are to die for, others are boring as fuck and there doesn’t seem to be any clear define similarity between them other than a passing reference to yoga. I’ve said this before – the only real connection these videos share is that at one point or another you will spot a woman wearing yoga pants. That’s not even a topic let alone a fetish, but whatever. I’m here to serve, not judge.

For reasons that will surely never be clear to me, there’s a lot of demand for this kind of porn. I can’t wrap my mind around it. Who would be specifically interested in yoga porn? I could imagine workout porn or even sweat porn, but yoga, really? To me yoga will always be that dogshit activity that narcissistic people with too much free time indulge in because they have nothing better to do with their lives. It’s like veganism. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it, but people won’t stop boasting about it, so I am forced to hate it by default. Yoga might have had some potential, but the people that perform it are usually real asshats. Besides, the girls on Iwank aren’t doing yoga either, at least not for long before the cocks show up.

Some Actual Real Yoga

I was absolutely blown away by one particular video on this site. As it turns out, there are indeed some proper yoga videos on Iwank. They slipped through the cracks. I didn’t really find any of these when I was checking other porn tubes for yoga porn. There was a video on here that featured two young babes who were straight up getting flexible with each other, with no silly business. They didn’t take their clothes off or rub their snatches against each other. Hell, their nipples didn’t even get hard. The whole thing was really vanilla. It was an actual yoga session. It’s the kind of shit you could find on a non-pornographic site.

You’d think I’d prefer the hardcore penetration videos to this crap, but think of it this way – hardcore penetration is common and renders the yoga unnecessary. Watching actual yoga videos on the other hand can be very satisfying. Plus, these kinds of videos connect nicely with some specific perverted tendencies like creeping on girls who aren’t aware you’re looking at them, or having a boner at the gym. Except, those things are frowned upon by society, but masturbating to videos on a porn site, well, that’s perfectly acceptable behavior. So, by all means, drink these yoga videos up and enjoy these babes. They’re gorgeous, they’re interesting and they’re really invested in the yoga.

Some Pretend Yoga, For Kicks

The majority of yoga videos on Iwank are mainstream porn videos that gently graze against the subject matter before they turn into a standard sex session with hardcore penetration. I’ll give you an example that will hopefully simplify this shit. I’m seeing a neat video here featuring Valentina Nappi. She’s being instructed in yoga by a hot young buff dude. He’s telling her all about downward dog and what have you, for a couple minutes before they straight up just start fucking each other. The clothes come flying off, the camera zooms in on the pussy and just like that you’re now watching a Valentina Nappi sex clip. There are thousands of those across the web, in significantly higher quality than this I might add. She’s been super-active in the industry ever since she kicked things off in 2011. Did you know that she started off her career by sending an e-mail to Rocco Siffredi? But this review isn’t about Valentina Nappi, or is it?

Look, I’ll admit it – I’m extremely disappointed to see themed porn sections that turn out to be nothing but an excuse for standard cookie cutter porn. I have nothing against standard porn. You can watch it all you want on 99% of all porn websites. But, if you’re already here on Iwank, looking at yoga porn, you deserve to see something special or at the very least the slightest bit unique. I don’t understand the point of even having this section if the yoga pants are the only common thread and they come off at the start of every video, leaving you with nothing but standard hardcore penetration for the rest of it. This shit is not cash money, yo.

Submitting to Your Trainer

I might as well just dive into the themes within these videos, since we’re already here. A good portion of them start off with what seems to be a normal yoga session, though there’s always a gorgeous girl in view. These girls have trainers who are instructing them and helping them stretch. They’re always providing just a bit too much help, though. I don’t think anyone needs this much help stretching, you know what I mean? Still, the trainers are there, proudly lending a helping hand. They’re nothing if not devoted. Most of these videos feature that one very popular position where the guy is essentially pushing in on the girl’s ass with his cock, but it’s framed as a yoga stretch. Some parts of yoga cooperation are just inherently hot, what can I say?

The trainers do what they do best and pretty soon the girls are feeling properly stretched and ready for something a bit more engaging than yoga. The stretching turns into petting, the petting turns into kissing and the kissing turns into deep penile insertions that are sure to tickle anyone’s tonsils. These girls probably walk around with sperm cells on their tonsils at all times. They’re devoted to the taste of cum. Once the sex has begun, there’s not much to differentiate one video from another. These folks usually bang right there on the yoga mat, though rarely they will make the effort to actually move over to a bed. I have no preference here. Mainstream smut is all the same and I’ll fap to it regardless. It might not be unique, but it’s damn hot, especially when it features babes like Valentina Nappi. That girl’s officially over 30 and she’s still giving young newcomers a run for their money.

Lesbian Yoga Fitness

I much prefer the videos on Iwank that feature two girls doing yoga together, both for the obvious reason that two women are better than one but also because yoga play actually fits women a lot better. Women can continue to do a lot of stretching and yoga play even after the sex has begun. If a man gets involved, he kind of takes the playing a bit too seriously by inserting his cock into the girl’s pussy and from that point on everyone’s sort of forgotten about the yoga.

When bitches get together to stretch, they really focus on the role-play all the way through. Sure, they still get naked early in the video and they play with each other’s pussies, but they don’t abandon the whole routine of mystical fitness positions and deep stretching. I’m guessing that a major reason why this is the case is because most of these babes aren’t really gay. They’re just doing their jobs. It’s easier for make-believe lesbians to keep their cool while they’re doing sexual play than it would be for a straight man and a straight woman to keep up an act. Once a penis enters a vagina the focus is permanently stolen in that direction.

It's Good Enough

Iwank have done their job expertly. They pull in quality content from all-over the web and as far as yoga porn goes, well, this is indeed yoga porn. It’s the best you’re going to get with what is a relatively broad topic, all things considered. If you want something more specific, you’ll have to find a dedicated premium site.

If you’re in the market for a free porn tube that has a shitton of quality porn videos that feature yoga pants, then this is the place to be. Be warned, though, the free content on Iwank comes at the cost of you having to bounce from one redirect ad to another before you finally get to your destination. This can be an absolute boner killer for some people. Either way, it’s free content so it’s not like we have the right to complain too hard.