St Mackenzies

Back when I was in school, my friends and I would always talk about what may be happening at the all-girls schools down the street. Our imaginations would run wild, picturing everything from naked pillow fights to class-wide orgies.

Of course, we knew that it probably wasn't happening, but as I got older and spoke to some of the ladies that attended the school, we were closer than we could have ever imagined.

Where Imagination Meets Reality

When you pack a bunch of horny female students into a school with zero cock, shit can get weird. Bitches would spend lunch periods groping and licking each other until they had to go to class again. What I would have done to be part of the action. I think I would have chopped a foot off.

On that note, I heard from the same ladies that girls' sleepovers were even hornier than lunch periods. Bitches would spend all night touching each other's tits and learning where their clits were. Had I been there, I would have been happy to show them their clits. 

While I can never go back in time to relive those moments and make better decisions that could lead to pussy, I can hit websites like StMackenzies to get a taste of what my life could have been. 

St Mackenzies is a catholic school, and you know what that means. It means it's a godless wasteland full of evils that even the Manson family wouldn't commit. When it comes to committing atrocities, not even the nazis or colonial England can complete. Shit, England was the catholic church for most of its history. 

While most of these atrocities were nothing but wickedness, they do have one positive effect. All the evils perpetuated in catholic churches and schools stain the buildings with an aura that makes bitches horny as fuck. It radiates from the bricks and into students' pussies. It might not make up for all the genocide and pedophilia, but it helps a bit.

Would catholic school students spend their lunches volunteering at a soup kitchen instead of flicking the bean had the church done anything helpful for humanity? Maybe. Maybe not. It's hard to tell, but what I can say is that they wouldn't have done it with such reckless abandon.

Regardless of what makes these bitches horny, whether it be hormones or heresy, I'm here for it. My eyes are glued to the screen, and my cock is lubed in my hands.

The web design on St Mackenzies is reminiscent of an actual private school website. It's engaging and adds a flair to the site that you won't find in many places. The main menu resides at the top and includes the options Home, Updates, Pupils, Teachers, Forum, Join now, Log in and Contact. 

Up above the menu is a link to St Mackenzies' live streaming site. It's full of sexy teens doing everything from stripteases to bean flicking. It's one of my favorite proprietary live streaming sites, and there is always a bevy of sexy teens performing.

St Mackenzies hosts a forum that bustles with teen porn fans like yourselves exchanging trade secrets and new websites. It's not the most active forum, but there is plenty to sink your teeth into.

The performer listing is split into teachers and students. You can read that to mean MILFS and teens. Has there ever been a better lesbian combo than MILFS and teens? I think not. If you throw in some interracial, you've got the holy trinity of modern porn.

Private Schools Aren’t Free

Just like attending a private catholic school, St Mackenzies will cost you some money. The main difference is that porn websites aren't extortion. While the site costs money, it's well worth the cost. Your penis will thank you every time you cum.

There are three membership plans to choose from. The most expensive is the recurring one-month membership for $30.00. Because of the cost, I do not recommend going this route.

The second most expensive is the two-month recurring membership for $54.00. That's a ten percent discount compared to the one month. It's not much, but it's better.

The only real option for me is the three-month recurring membership for $72.00. That's a twenty percent discount compared to the one-month package. I'm not an idiot. I know I'll still be masturbating to teens three months from now. 

White Socks, Pink Pussies

With that said, it's time to dive into some of the content on St Mackenzies, starting with an untitled video starring Essie Gilligan and Ivy Rain. Essie and Ivy are both pretending to be sick, so they can avoid taking their weekly tennis lesson. As a result, they are wearing cute little skimpy tennis outfits. 

While waiting for the doc, Essie plays with her clean white socks, pulling them up and down over and over. Ivy looks on amused, wondering why Essie could be having so much fun playing with her ankle socks.

Eventually, Ivy questions Essie, and she explains how vital socks are to an overall look. Sock choice should not be a last-minute decision. Now Ivy can't help but play with her white socks as well. 

All this play is making the girls a bit randy, so they slowly start stripping layers of clothing off. It doesn't take long for them to end up completely naked except for their ankle socks.

Next, let's check out another untitled video, this one starring the beautiful Morgan May. Morgan May is alone in the library and should be studying, but she has other things on her mind. Ever since she woke up this morning, her tits have felt swollen, bouncy, and sensitive. Morgan doesn't know why that is, but she wants to take advantage of it.

It's then that Morgan notices you watching from behind a bookcase. Your first instinct is to run, but Morgan doesn't seem bothered by your presence. In fact, it seems to be turning her on. 

She puts on a show for you by squeezing her huge natural tits together. The more she touches her tits, the hornier she gets. She removes the shirt of her uniform so that only a bra separates you from seeing the whole package.

She does a little dance for you, bouncing her tits up and down while your eyes remain glued on the prize. All the bouncing has her tits escaping her bra, so she decides to take it off and let her tits hang out in the open. Now you're hard as a rock. Are you about to jerk off in this catholic school library? You better make sure a priest isn't watching, or you'll start a masturbation train.

French Tickler

That brings us to a video starring Miss Ray. She recently decided that being a student isn't for her. However, she learned several languages before she quit, so the school figured she would make for the perfect language teacher. Now Miss Ray is one of the youngest teachers on the St Mackenzies campus.

Her being young means that Miss Ray still has a youthful horniness and isn't much older than the students. There is no way that could lead to any sexual activity.

Class is starting soon, and Miss Ray is studying her french book when she realizes she hasn't read German in some time. But as Miss Ray reaches for her German textbook, she finds an erotic novel instead.

She knows that her students will walk in at any time, but Miss Ray can't help but read a few pages. Pretty soon, she finds a hot passage and starts rubbing her body down.

Before she can stop herself, her hand reaches her clit and starts flicking the bean. She looks at the clock. They will arrive any second now, and Miss Ray is unable to take her hand away from her pussy.

Finally, let's review a video starring Sunflower Hill. Sunflower is a new student waiting in the principles office to meet school officials for the first time. She is wearing her school uniform for the meeting, complete with a boater hat, blazer, pleated skirt, and Navy pantyhose. 

The uniform makes Sunshine feel hot to trot, and she can't shake the urge to start removing it as if a man were watching. She begins by just adjusting her pantyhose and smoothing out her pleats. She thought maybe that would scratch the itch, but it only made it stronger. It won't be long until she is buck naked in the principles office.

We've all dreamed of fucking catholic school girls, so bring that dream a little closer to life on St Mackenzies.

My complaint about St Mackenzies is the lack of video titles. What the fuck? I'm not sure what they thought they were doing, but it's fucking stupid.

However, It certainly doesn't stop St Mackenzies from being an incredible porn website, so visit it today.