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Fuck Studies! There are some immutable facts in this universe that can't be ignored—shit like gravity and thermodynamics. No matter what, you can't leap off the planet, and if you do, the cold of space will turn you into a popcycle.

Of course, we aren't here to talk about the basic principles of physics. We are here to talk about pussy, but there are some pussy laws as immutable as the nature of reality. One of these is that every man wants to fuck school girls.

Why Teens?

I'm not sure what neurochemistry causes this visceral reaction, but it's fucking potent. Who am I kidding? I know exactly what's happening. Young college-age bitches are horny, fertile, and sexy as fuck. Time hasn't had the chance to wrap its crooked fingers around a young bitches supple flesh. The tits still ride high, the ass still pouts out, and the pussy is still like a steel trap.

They also represent an innocence that is lost during the college years. At some point, a bitch gets hit with that one dick that dirties her hands and takes away her purity. Every man wants to be that dick, but no man wants to come in as the next dick. It's a lot to live up to.

The real question isn't why men love school girls. It's why do men love tarnishing a young woman's shine? Perhaps guys are evolutionarily predisposed to wanting to fuck virgins. We crave fresh, never frozen beef flaps that are still pink through and through. Does it make us assholes? Maybe. Do we care if it does? Not at all. 

We relish in it. The proof is in the pudding. Check out what the most popular categories are on your favorite tube site, and teens will always be near the top of the list. We want our pussy hot and fresh off the factory line.

Women hate this fact. They think us to be creepy for wanting to fuck eighteen-year-olds. Do you know what I say to that? Fuck you. Ladies want to fuck rich guys. We don't care how rich or poor a college chick is. All we care about is if she is hot or not.

Unfortunately for you fuck heads, you struggle to get a GILF to fuck you, so hot young teens are out of the question. Good thing college bitches are dumb and poor because many choose to get naked in front of a camera for a little extra spending money. It's got nothing on feeling tight teen pussy sliding up and down your shaft, but it's as good as you'll ever get.

If you're looking to get your fill of teen porn right now, let me point you toward Fuckstudies. Listen, math, English, and science are important and all, but it's not nearly as crucial as Fuck Studies. 

<strong>Fuck Studies has studied precisely what makes a man hard as a rock and filled their site with the most arousing content being produced</strong>. Everywhere I look, I see nothing but sexy teens and twenty-somethings. I almost tried to push my cock through my computer screen and into a bitches asshole.

Outside of the blindingly bright white background, I love the design on Fuck Studies. It manages to be familiar while still uniquely them. The main menu rests at the top of the site and contains the options Home, Videos, Sites, Categories, Teen cams, Search, Log in, and Join now.

Thirty-Plus Teen Sites

Fuck Studies does not host its own teen live cam service but instead links to Chaturbate. However, they are part of an expansive network of teen porn called Teen Mega World. I recommend every single fucking site on the network. When it comes to superb teen porn, these fuckers have it dialed in.

Unfortunately, you won't be accessing the best teen porn on the internet for free. They are a paid premium site, so you have to break out your wallet, but trust me when I say it's the best few bucks you'll ever spend.

Considering a membership grants you access to the whole network of thirty-plus sites; the price is a steal. There are four different membership plans to choose from, so you can select which best suits your needs. 

The first plan they offer is a two-day trial period for one dollar. There is a limit on how many times you can re-up on that plan, so only plan to use it as a sample.

The second is a one-month membership for $29.95. This is the worst and most expensive of all the membership plans, so I don't recommend it. Hopefully, you're self-aware enough to know you'll still need porn to watch a month from now. 

The third option is a three-month membership for $19.95 a month. That's a thirty-three percent savings compared to the one month. It's much better, but still not as good as it can get.

By far, the best membership plan is their one year for only $9.95 a month. That's access to over thirty teen porn sites for under ten bucks a month. It's basically free at that point.

So what exactly do you get for your ten dollars a month? Between the thirty-plus sites, you'll have access to well over five thousand exclusive videos with updates every fucking day. There are over fifteen hundred models on the network, and all videos and pictures are in high resolution.

Fucking > Learning

Let's spy on some of the sexy content here on Fuck Studies, starting with "Blow job as a Means of Distraction," starring Hot Pearl. Hot Pearl is a fucking hottie, but her boyfriend spends all his time on the phone. Pearl understands that his job requires it, but she wants a fair share of his attention as well. 

While the two lay in bed, Pearl watches her boyfriend yap away. She wants some of the dick, so she tries asking for it, but he doesn't even hear her. Pearl changes tactics and strikes some sexy poses with her mini skirt on, right in front of his face, but he doesn't so much as budge. What is this guy? A fag? No job is more important than fucking this sexy teen.

Finally, Pearl breaks out the big guns, whips his cock out, and starts sucking away. Now the boyfriend can't help but notice, so he closes his phone and gives Pearl the attention she has been dying for.

The next video we have is titled "Hard Sex at Geography lesson," starring Hazel Grace. Hazel Grace needs to pass her geography exam, or she won't be able to graduate. That wouldn't be such a big deal if Hazel weren't half a retard.

However, what she lacks in smarts, she makes up for in looks. Hazel hires a tutor to help her study, but it's still not sinking in. No matter how hard she tries to concentrate, all she can think about is fucking her tutor. 

Eventually, the tutor picks up on the vibe. At this point, he is fed up with trying to teach this bitch, so he might as well fuck her instead. It won't help her pass her test, but it will help her pass the time until his next lesson.

That brings us to "Blow Job as an Exam Ticket," starring Nessie Blue. Nessie Blue has a shit ton of school assignments that she should be working on, but instead, all she can think about is partying, riding big cocks, and drinking in the sun. While those are all fun activities, they aren't conducive to getting a degree.

One day, while Nessie is supposed to be studying, her tutor creeps into the room to observe her work, only to find her daydreaming. He watches her for a while, and soon it becomes clear that she never intends to pick up her book and read.

He approaches Nessie and questions her about her study habits. She has no excuses for her behavior but doesn't know how to change it. It's not her fault that studying is boring and sucking cock is fun. That's just the way the universe made her.

The tutor has had enough, so he says, "Fuck it." If this bitch wants some cock, then some cock is what she will get. By the time he is done with her, she doesn't even remember what school she goes to.

Everyone loves beating off to teens, and few sites have the collection of teen porn that Fuck Studies does.

The only thing that upsets me about Fuck Studies is the bright background. I'm not trying to turn my computer into a fucking lighthouse. I'm trying to drain my balls without my neighbors thinking I'm building a nuclear reactor in my basement.

Everyone loves teens, which means everyone will love Fuck Studies, so head over immediately.