Virgin Massage

Virginmassage.com. The name makes me wonder. What is the best way to lose virginity? For guys, I think the best option is to buy a hooker who won't spill the beans about you cumming after two seconds straight. For chicks, the best way is to get it done by an experienced man who knows that ladies are into romantic stuff, candles, oil, wine, and all the crap. 

What about going to a massage session and letting a man deflorate you right there on the massage table? Obviously, both dudes and chicks dig this scenario since virginmassage.com has managed to beat the competition, stay on top of the game, and get a review by me. This site has been around for some time now, and it's my turn to explore it through and through. Onwards with the details.

The website design

A big-ass slideshow captures the essence of virginmassage.com. It shows beautiful teen chicks lying on a massage table and older men who work their way from tits to pussies, especially hymens. Each photo, for some fucked-up reason, shows a close-up of a gaping pussy, putting an emphasis on the fact that the chicks are actually virgins. I am finding it hard to believe it, but I am gonna pretend that I am buying this shit. 

The tagline Beautiful virgin girls get a massage again tries to convince poor fuckers into the improbable ordeal, and it is a good idea. Although unbelievable, the tagline and the slideshow make virginmassage.com unique. You know, it's not likely you will forget about this website easily. A simple white background suits the massage theme, although a big chunk of text on the homepage instead of video thumbnails came as a surprise. 

The text goes on and on about the website's uniqueness and puts emphasis on how the teens who are getting a massage feel. The chicks tremble, get nervous, before the desire to get off overwhelms their subtle being. The chunky text notes that all videos are HD and that all models are teens. The free tour option is a great addition to all of this. It is supposed to help visitors decide whether they want to go premium or not. Let's see how the tour page looks!

Things are taking an unexpected twist

Somehow, this whole virgin thing gave me a boner. On the other hand, it made me wonder if there are any anal scenes. I mean, virgins don't get it up to their asses straight away. It takes time, and I understand that, but I am gonna be pissed if I don't see at least one anal scene! I was in the process of mentally preparing myself for seductive scenes with no real banging. That's when I hit a bump on the road! A twisted, unusual bump!

What the hell?! I am touring my ass off, and a big story catches my attention. I don't pay much attention to it because I think it is yet another video description. I take another look and realize that I have been fooled. This is almost a full-length erotic story describing a stepdad touching a troubled chick. I understand that the writer behind this wanted to touch the incest theme and make the whole massage ordeal look hot, but this story sounds more like a confession of a crack whore than an erotic story. "Hello, I am Olivia, and I am a crackhead. It all started when my stepdad made me smoke a funny cigarette and told me to get naked", kinda thing. 

As a writer, you need to make your text readable. That's fucking important. The video descriptions are not hot and without any proper structure. I am talking about content counting over 900 words, that are just one huge block of text! Yeah, I know that you have come to virginmassage.com to watch porn and not hear me shitting on some descriptions, but I guess that you should know NOT to read them. As simple as that!

What about the content?

I am looking at the HD sign, realizing that what's important is the videos. Virginmassage.com chose an unconventional layout and put all of its videos on a single page, turning the whole counting ordeal into a nightmare. If my calculation is right, virginmassage.com counts around forty videos. It's not a lot, but I realized early on that virginmassage.com really focuses on one video and tries to make it perfect. The joint use high-quality cameras to shoot the scenes, hires imaginative writers to write descriptions and talented photographers who make these huge photos that show the inside of each vagina on virginmassage.com.

One of the latest videos shows this teen Olivia Cassi who is getting a massage by a MILF. They kiss, the MILF rubs Olivia, pours oil all over her, and then uses her fingers to stimulate a shaved pussy, and the never-touched-before hole. Olivia has obviously liked the intimate session and had no problem with sharing it with the rest of the world. However, she was deflorated a couple of times in a couple of other sex scenes I saw on other websites. I have heard about some hymen restoration surgeries! Maybe that's what happened?! I know that virginmassage.com wouldn't lie to its members! 

I want to find out more about the models

With virginmassage.com, it's all about the models! The website intentionally puts the focus on their bios, trying to make the whole story more believable. All of them are from Russia and ready to spill the beans about their first field trip in kindergarten to the first time they felt a wet spot on their panties. I feel like I know these chicks if you know what I mean! When I think about it, I understand that some people are probably gonna get attached to the models featured in virginmassage.com videos due to their troubled stories. Something like when Asian dudes get attached to anime sluts and then watch the animated series for years and years, never getting bored of the same old stuff. 

I know that the tarts are in good hands, but what about virginmassage.com's future members. The about us section doesn't exist, but I have reasons to believe that the website was launched somewhere in 2019. Since the collection size is still on the small side, I am guessing that the update schedule is not as frequent as I want it to be. Remember me telling you about the importance of a good tour page? Well, virginmassage.com doesn't reveal much, keeping things like the updates, future releases, models' list, and stuff like that a secret.

Show me the money

Again, virginmassage.com chose the unconventional path! Only one membership is available, and that is the monthly one. It costs $24.41, or €23 (recurring). Don't expect any bonus content. However, all members get to download HD videos without limitations. The picture galleries are also available. Of course, you won't have to worry about ads, pop-ups, or any similar annoyances once you go premium. The only way to contact the page is via a contact form.

The best part is that the content is unique and that all teens look stunning. No saggy tits, hairy pussies, or any similar monstrosities. Everything is nice, clean, and smooth, and the videos have that sensual vibe. Maybe the best way to describe the content is as female-friendly. No gagging, two dicks in one ass kinda things. Some might see it as a downfall, and some will find it erotic. I don't know whether it is good or bad! It's fine as long as it rocks your boat, I guess.

It's time to end this review and let you enjoy

I think that is the best idea I've come up with the whole night! I should shut up and let you be in charge. Maybe you are into this whole sensual stuff or have a thing for virgins. Maybe you will find the descriptions exciting and imaginative. Who am I to judge you!? I have told you everything there is to know about virginmassage.com, and I rest my case.

Are you gonna spend a couple of dollars on mesmerizing teens who have a thing for oily massages? I guess it depends on a number of things, but most importantly, your sexual inclinations. One small tip before the end - don't bother looking for the models on other porn pages! It will kill the charm! Have fun, and remember that everything runs smoothly when it's all oiled up. Sayonara!