Mylked

I thought that this was supposed to be a milking site, as in, a site where chicks get their nipples until baby food comes out. Then I remembered that I’ve seen Mylked content before and it refers to cock milking. It has nothing to do with milk and everything to do with cum. I remember the first time I saw content from this site. I think it was about a year ago. My initial impression was – that’s kind of a waste. You could have the people in these videos banging each other instead. I mean, there’s a cock and there’s a chick. Put them together and have yourself a party, right? Nah, I watched on and realized that they’ve got something special in this formula.

The basic premise is always the same. There’s a cock hanging down from the ceiling, provided by a guy who’s lying down on a surface with a hole in it, above the scene. The girl is below the table or bed or whatever this thing is, comfortably laying down under the cock. The rest of the dude is completely out of sight and out of mind. The focus is squarely on the naked pornstar and the cock coming down from the sky. They don’t cut the content into another type of shot, they don’t have the guys do any dicking, none of that. This is a great porn site for dudes who like seeing chicks play with cocks, but don’t want to see the actual men who are attached to said cocks. On top of that, the action is extremely hot, all things considered. I didn’t expect it to work so well at first, but once I got into it, I realized that this is a genre of porn in and of itself and it’s executed superbly. Now, it gets me hard every time.

Cocks Get Absolutely Ruined

There’s a bit of ruined orgasm play included within the actual premise, even though you’d have to watch to the end of the videos to realize that. It’s not like I’m spoiling anything. The front page to Mylked shows you three seconds from the end of one of their videos. They themselves are obviously very proud of that part of their content. I know that ruined male orgasms constitute a very popular mini-fetish. In that, I have never met anyone who’s crazy about ruined orgasms, but most men enjoy the content passionately nonetheless. It’s like lesbian porn. Even if it’s not your favorite, you can’t not love it.

The ruined orgasm naturally comes towards the end of the videos and I’ll tell you more about the composition further on of course, but suffice it to say that the cock hanging from the ceiling will be shooting a major load by the end of every video. It’s not always the same cock, as far as I can tell, but it’s not like I can give you a guarantee. I’m not exactly good at telling cocks apart. If it is the same guy every time, then good on him. That guy’s been exclusively cumming on hot pornstars day in and day out for years. Anyways, all the videos culminate with the babes using the cock as a shower of sorts. They slurp a bit of the cum, they let some of it fall on their bodies, sometimes they even play with themselves while the cum is coming in. It’s all very fun.

Cocks as Playthings

The full videos naturally contain a lot of sucking and tugging. The cock in every clip goes through a strong and extended milking session that also doubles as a solo masturbation scene for the babe in question, that is, if you can ignore the cock. The babes often play with high-end vibrators in order to produce the hottest of noises and generally get themselves wet for your pleasure. They really seem to be enjoying themselves. Any genre of porn in which the women aren’t forcefully guided by the male subject is very relaxing for the babes since they know they’re in charge and they get to enjoy themselves at their pace. Plus, it’s easy for them to milk a cock while lying down and casually resting. It’s not exactly strenuous work.

That’s why most of it not all of these babes look damn satisfied to be doing what they’re doing. The job is simple enough and both participants are basically just lying there. There’s no need for any pelvic thrusts so cardio is out of the question. Granted, carpal tunnel is a bit of a concern, since the babes have to do some serious yanking, but they take breaks in between to pleasure themselves, so it all works out nicely. There’s balance.

Various Babes and Techniques

The babes all have their own way of handling the cock, even though the main event is supposed to be the standard handjob that culminates in a cum shower. Some of the babes prefer to masturbate with one hand while they handle the cock with the other. Some babes want to give the cock all the attention. There’s mixing and matching, though most of the videos look roughly the same, in terms of the action you get to see. Some may consider this a bad thing, but look at it this way – there are tons of different babes on here and as far as I can tell, there are no repeats. So, if you happen to enjoy one video on Mylked, you’re sure to enjoy the rest of them as well. You’re just rerolling for a different bitch every single time.

Speaking of the variety of bitches, boy does Mylked cover their spread. They’ve got all kinds of babes on here. I guess they realized that the beauty to this whole cock milking fetishism is in the execution itself and their set and scenes don’t really need to change. Hell, they film all the scenes in the exact same fucking seat. It’s some light-colored leather recliner or some shit, I can’t really tell. Point is, it does the job, so why swap it out? It’s better to swap the babes and get a healthy mix.

Variety of Pussy

There are young bitches, old bitches, ethnic bitches, and naturally, no fat bitches, because who would watch that? This is the perfect spread. Upon second inspection, I have discovered that some of the babes do indeed appear more than once, but they try to mix and match the action so that the videos don’t end up looking exactly the same. One girl I’m looking at right now has three videos. One of them is focused on getting a large cumshot, the next on getting cum all-over her tits and the third has her using one of those extra strength vibrators on the balls of the cock. How do they get the balls through that tiny hole, do you fathom? That must be painful. Maybe they slip through while the cock is flaccid, then they get it hard after the fact. That thing looks like a dick guillotine. I wonder if the guy above is actually having a good time.

As far as pricing goes, I’m pleasantly surprised. Mylked manage to stay below the average pricing for triple A pornography, though arguably without any recognizable names in porn. That’s fine by me. At a certain point I’d like to see new faces that I haven’t blown a load to before as long as they’re hot. These girls are indeed hot, so I’m satisfied with what I get.

Pricing is Dank

A 12-month membership will run you $95. That comes down to $8 a month. This is perfectly reasonable premium porn pricing. The monthly sub is $20 and this is perfectly unreasonable pricing. Avoid it. Try the content. Sample the previews and make a decision. Hell, try for a month if you must but be warned that this is not a very worthwhile investment, unless you watch nothing but Mylked content every night. Maybe try downloading some of your favorite videos so you have something left over after the subscription ends.

I think that Mylked have done a fantastic job at being unique and generally shelling out large amounts of quality content. In an industry that piles on the mediocrity, they’ve figured out a way to stay a triple A porn production studio while not becoming fucking redundant. I applaud that effort. I think that they’re definitely worth your consideration, especially if you like the whole cock milking aspect of their videos. Seriously, check the previews. You can immediately tell if this is going to be your kind of content. The previews are dank. They show off the money shot instead of fucking teasing you with the introductions. This is all around great stuff.