TerrorXXX

Oh, the horror! I got so scared watching Terror XXX that I couldn't sleep last night! I was being sarcastic if you didn't notice. TPD doesn't scare that easily especially not from a porn site. The only thing that can scare me and give me a bad night's sleep are stupid mistakes and badly done tube sites. Besides that, maybe when my girl wants me to 'commit' to her. Those are the only things that scare the shit out of me and the ladder is not because of commitment issues, so stop being uncle Freud trying to get into my head. 

The only head that is relevant is the one that I saw on Terrorxxx.com. You want to know something? Something real? I like it. Watching a zombie give a blowjob to a dude who is equally scary as the girl sucking him off kind of gave me a tingle in my loins. Now take that to uncle Freud and tell him to analyze this twisted fantasy. Who knew that these kinds of things even existed? Terrorxxx.com is a horror porn site that says that they explore deeper things than just porn performers in weird make-up and costumes but okay. Whatever floats their boat.

Terror, fear and sex go hand in hand together

Most of the scenes are starring Dana Vespoli, Portland, Oregon native who discovered her passion for horror and porn as a kid. Just like me, I discovered porn as a kid but the horrors came later on in my life and they weren't a movie they were real-life ordeals. Furthermore, Dr. Freud, I'd like to add that my mother touched me... Just kidding!! I'm just pulling your leg. Which reminds me. When we're talking about leg pulling the scenes on Terrorxxx.com have something similar. All of the videos have an eerie feel to them. The scenario is well written and the acting by Dana and the rest of the crew is decent. Once the 'horror' parts start, well, what can I tell ya...it was fun to watch, to say the least.

The scenes have a certain angle to them. I wasn't kidding when I said that it was fun to watch them once the horror starts. They have these themes that they are covering like sleep paralysis, nightmare clown hooker, amusing the demon, and so forth. You get the idea. They all have this weird and twisted hook to them that is super fun to watch because the lead-in to sex is fantastic. As they said, they are playing with the feeling of fear and arousal. When the two combine, you got something different and cool on your hands. 

Models section could have been better and where are the models hidden?

I always could imagine the likes of Adriana Chechik playing a vampire, sucking the blood out of the dude’s scrotum. It kind of makes sense to see her in that kind of a scenario considering her personality. Dana Vespoli is doing just a fine job playing all these demons and naive patients getting gripped by their therapists. I kind of get off on her fear but more so on the arousal that she feels once the one-eye demon starts poking her insides. So demonic. The rest of the models are doing a fine job too. I mean, when you have a scenario that reads 'put on a pig mask and start having sex with Dana' you don't really have to do much. Things just kind of flow from there.

Still, the selection of models is impressive but I am not sure if all the ones listed in the Models section actually were featured in the videos. The section has James Deen and Abella Danger listed as featured actors but I didn't get to see the videos where they are playing Poltergeist or the girl from The Ring. I'm not saying that they are lying, that wouldn't make any sense, just saying that maybe I haven't been looking good enough. Just saying. Maybe. The ones who I did manage to find had just brief information about them, a picture, and the video that they are playing in. That's it. Not much to show in the section that could give some more meat to the main dish. Ya feel me.

Check out the merch in the store it's scary just like the videos

Once I managed to check out the videos and the Models section I wanted to open up a bottle of beer. I wanted to check out the next section with a chill feeling in my body and just have fun checking out all the mugs and dildos with Terrorxxx.com logo on them. Even a flashlight would have been cool to see in a kind of a vampire-looking way, with pussy lips having fangs. I'd stick my dick in there in a second. Or, like that pig mask on sale... Nothing like that was waiting for me on the Store page. I mean, if you are going to have a store, you first need to have items to sell. They only had a sticker for $10 and a shirt that sells for $35. Let me repeat that, a sticker for $10. If this isn't a rip off I don't know what is. 

My beer became warm as I was fuming right next to it. They could have placed so many sites on there and slapped a drop shipping price for all I care, I'd probably buy something. They have a cool visual brand and you could market so many cool things and props used on set. Like hooks used in the videos, those horns the devil had, that pig mask I mentioned, something. No. They had a sticker for $10 and a shirt for $35 with a regular print that's not even that scary. Now that's scary! It scared the shit out of me! I had to get another cold one, this one went to waste.

Check out the prices for a six-month subscription it's scary just like the videos

I was expecting the prices for the membership to mirror the business plan they had at the Store but thank God they came to their senses when it was time to get the real bucks from their fans. Or did they? I finally managed to drink my beer like a normal person and it chilled me out. I love that feeling. I immediately wanted to pet my cat and pretend that I am a James Bond villain. Where's my pussy? Anyway, if you want to subscribe, you can do one month, three months, or six-month subscriptions. Well, it seems that once again I kind of jumped ahead of myself. Once I saw that their six-month subscription was $99.99 it kind of threw me off. Guess I’m going to need another beer because this site is starting to play around with me.

I've done so many reviews of premium sites and they all have fair prices and awesome content. I can understand if Terrorxxx.com is trying to do something different and they need props and finance for it all but to charge $200 is way too steep for a niche site that, who knows if you can make a profit off it. I know that the rule is, that the more niche you go, the better, but damn, $200 is too much. Sorry Terrorxxx.com but I just can't agree with you on this one. 

I managed to survive the horrors of the shop this site has to offer

What a ride. We had the ups and downs when we went over this really interesting site called Terrorxxx.com. They are unique in the way that they want to cover the story a porn video has. They are fun. They want to be scary but they are interesting. They are most definitely doing something that few are trying to do and it shows. It is obvious that this is out-of-pocket production and that Terrorxxx.com is going for the independent route which is commendable. I can always respect the hustle another artist is doing. With that being said let's take a look at the other side.

There are some minor details that the site needs to fix. If you want the whole steak the whole dish needs to be perfect not just the meat part of it. They are expensive. For the value that you are getting, one could argue that it's a rip-off. I can't say that, I have way too much respect for their work so I will give them 8 out of 10.