Dare Dorm

While it still happens from time to time, I've mostly retired from having sex with one bitch at a time. I'm too much man for one bitch to handle. I don't even really fuck with threesomes anymore. If I'm not fucking at least three bitches at once, I'm not sated.

Far From a One Woman Man

I know it might sound crazy to you guys, but when you have drilled out as much cooter as I have, one pussy sounds boring. I need more to bore into than just one. And yes. I understand that there is a mouth and anus also, but trust me. Mouth and anus don't feel nearly as good as mouths and anuses. 

The speed at which you guys would cum if you hopped in on one of my group sex sessions could only be measured in picoseconds. In the time it takes me to blink an eye, you fucks would have nutted forty times, at least. 

Thankfully I have more control than you bastards ever will. I could fuck a room full of the sexiest models in the world for three days before I cum. I'm like a nut monk.

You guys will never be able to live the life I do, but you can go on DareDorm and pretend. For many of you, it's been a long time since you lived in a dorm. And even when you did, it never saw pussy. It only saw you, a bottle of lotion, and a box of tissues you use for both cum and tears.

How much would you pay to go back to college wearing the body of a more attractive and confident man to fuck all the bitches you never could twenty years ago? I bet you'd give up an arm and a leg for that opportunity.

Unfortunately, this isn't an episode of Family Matters, so I can't take you from Steve Urkel to Stephan Urquelle. And even if I could, the Porndude time machine isn't operational yet. However, what I can do for you is introduce you to Dare Dorm.

Dare Dorm is everything you wish your college experience was like. It's nothing but guys getting to fuck groups of sexy sluts willing to do whatever it takes to make them cum. God damn. College is awesome. I might have to go back soon.

One of the best aspects of Dare Dorm is its inclusion in the Reality Kings network of porn sites. Reality Kings is one of the best porn networks out right now. These guys never fuck up. Every porn site they make is a ten.

The thing is, you don't get access to a site or network like this for free. As with all reality King locations, Dare Dorm is paid premium porn website, so be ready with your wallet along with that tissue box and lotion from earlier.

Priced To Go Out The Door

The nice thing is that Reality Kings prices their content to move, so you won't have to sell your house to get a look at these college cuties. They offer four levels of membership, so choose the one that best fits your lifestyle. For me, it's all about what's cheapest.

First off, they offer a fantastic forty-eight-hour trial period for only one buck. That should give you plenty of time to figure out if Dare Dorm is right for you.

If it indeed is, you have three different membership options to choose from. For $29.99, you can get one month plus one month free. That's only $14.99 a month, which is the most expensive option as of writing this article. You can't afford to mess around with monthly memberships when you have as many porn subscriptions as I do. 

Alternatively, you could get a one-year membership with six months free for $6.66 a month. Is that a coincidence? Probably not. Considering how many times I've put the mark of the beast in a bitches mouth, Satan probably follows me around.

The final and best option is a five-year membership for only $229.99. That works out to be only $3.83 a month. Holy fucking Christ, on a cracker, that's cheap. It might as well be free at that point. For that price, I'll take two and gift one to a friend. Trust me. For that price, you're getting way more than your money's worth.

Coach Cockshard

That's all well and good, but the best part about Dare Dorm and Reality Kings is the content, so let's check it out, starting with the aptly titled "Soccer Sluts," starring Carmen Caliente, Eve Ellwood, Jayde Symz, and Nick Galloway.

The women's soccer team just won the regional championship, and now it's time to celebrate all of the hard work they put in over the year. It was a long hard battle to get the trophy, but boy, was it worth it. Spirits are high, and everyone is ready for a good time.

Coach Nick Galloway is particularly proud. He really turned this team around from a bunch of directionless sluts to a bunch of directed sluts. What Nick doesn't realize is that the whole team noticed the boners he has tried to hide during training. Every time the girls stretch, his dick comes to attention.

The ladies would be more bothered by it if they didn't find Coach Galloway so god damn attractive. They love watching his cock get hard through his shorts. As the party continues, the ladies realize they could have never done this without their coach and should really find a way to reward him for all his hard work and dedication.

Most teams would get their coach a plaque or buy him dinner, but these bitches have something else in mind. Carmen, Eve, and Jayde push Coach Galloway onto the bed and start stripping him down. At first, the gallant captain resists, but who could turn down three sexy college girls begging to suck your cock? I certainly couldn't.

Moving on, we have "Dorm Birthday Surprise Party," starring Liv Revamped, Ayumi Anime, Natasha Blue, and Jay Savage. Few things go harder than a college birthday party, and Liv's will be no different. Her friends have already gathered, but the birthday girl is running a bit late.

Once she arrives at the dorm, the fun can really begin. Natasha gets this party started off right by delivering Liv twenty birthday spanks. The same number as the years she has been alive.

However, attention is distracted from the spanking when Natasha and Asian beauty Ayumi start making out and playing with each other's tits. While spanking is nice and all, lesbians making out and fondling each other takes precedence.

However, Jay and Liv don't want to be outdone, so they crawl into bed, and Liv starts going to town on Jay's hard member. What a trooper. Even though it's her birthday, Liv is still willing to suck cock.

The lusty lesbians see this and think two can play at this game. Why stop at one-way oral sex when you can 69? So the two start attacking each other's vaginas like the inside is full of gold.

This is Liv's birthday, god damnit, and she refused to play second fiddle. Jay can see that his slut wants to bring it up a notch, so he throws her down and jackrabbits on her pussy for all to see. Now things are turning into a battle royal of cum and pussy juices.

Living Like a Saint

St Patties day is one of the best times of the year at any college. After months of hard study, everyone can lean back, get wasted, and fuck the shit out of each other. What's not to love?

In "Girlfriend Gone Wild," starring Kali Roses, Kat Monroe, Miki Cruz, and Logan Long, the party gets a little extra wild. Logan is lucky enough to have gotten the three hottest sluts in school to attend his party. It's only a matter of time until things start to get freaky.

To help matters along, Logan rubs cake frosting all over Miki's face, and Kali licks it back off. That kickstarts the sexy fun, and before you know it, all the ladies are getting naked and showing off their bodies. Smash cut to two minutes later, and everyone in the party is fucking the shit out of each other.

Dare Dorm is everything your college experience never was. While you can't go back and change history, you can at least beat off to people doing college right.

The Reality Kings are masters of their domain, so there isn't much to complain about. All I want them to do is continue making fiscally responsible decisions so they can be around forever.

Dare Dorm is as close as you'll ever get to having an orgy in college, so head over now and relive the good times that never happened for you.