PornHub Bondage

What’s up, you big freak!? I heard you’re looking for even more things to get that flaccid cock of yours hard! Well, don’t worry! Uncle PornDude's always got you covered! Today, I’m gonna be talking about bondage! Not just any kind of bondage though. No, my fiendish friend. I’m going to be talking about only the highest quality bondage on the internet. That’s right, today we’re skipping all the drudge and going straight to the top. 

Today’s featured website is none other than the biggest fish in the lake! Pornhub. No matter where you go, no matter how freaky and experimental you get, you’ll always find your way back to the REAL front page of the internet. Well, at least it was for a very long time. XVideos (My personal favorite) might have passed it by as of 2022. But, this doesn’t mean that Pornhub is not considered royalty in the porn world. 

Today, Pornhub is probably the most recognized website in the porn industry. I say XVideos surpassed it as the most visited porn site because the kind of content they have is A LOT more unique. People like wild-ass amateurs nowadays. Most people are no longer into watching clean professional actors earn more money than they’ll ever see. That doesn’t mean there’s not a place for the once king of the porn industry. 

The content on Pornhub is still some of the best you’ll find on the internet. And it’s certainly some of the highest quality content you’ll find for free. Are you looking for some rope action to get your rocks off? With Pornhub, you’ll be able to see all kinds of unique, kinky action in better quality than you can find anywhere else. This is the one place to be for consistently high-quality, well-performed, cum draining action! But, hey… who doesn’t already know this? 

Classic Perfection

Once you land on the page, you’ll know your way around. Shit, if your grandmother landed on Pornhub, she’d know her way around. The layout of the site has been seen so many times, we’ve probably memorized the sitemap subconsciously! (I’m not even joking). Is there even much point in me describing the site design to you? Everyone from you to your mom to your fucking dog knows what the design is! Haha! 

The black, white, and orange-gold color is a scheme that will probably be remembered once the power grid finally blows, and we’re sent back to the dark ages! For the next couple of centuries, that damn pre-video jingle will be in the minds of half the earth’s population! 

Once you land on the page, you can make your way over to the categories section. There are plenty of categories for you to choose from. There doesn’t seem to be an option to search the categories by alphabetical order. Considering how big a deal the site is, I found that pretty strange! I suppose it doesn’t matter. The category page is likely there as a stylistic choice. You can choose the category you want by looking to the left of the page. 

You’ll find one of the most extensive filter systems you’ll find on any site ever. If you’ve read my blogs before, you’ll know that I’m a huge sucker for choice. An extensive and comprehensive filter system is a huge win for me. Yes, I would love Asian bukkake videos that are only 5 minutes long and uploaded this week. That’s the shit that I live for. 

Under the main filters, you can find the entire list of categories on the site. Pretty neat, huh? Well, there’s more! You can mix and match that shit! Once you pick a category, you have the option to choose another category to combine! So, if you’re looking for bondage porn, guess what? You get bondage + whatever the fuck you like! Bondage + Lesbian; Bondage + Latina; Bondage + Gangbang; Bondage + MILF. Anything to your heart's desire! 

In the middle of the search page, you'll find the highest quality videos you’ll ever come across! Just hover over the thumbnails to immediately watch an HD video preview. There’s no lag or loss in computer performance. You’ll basically have the option to watch half of a video without clicking on it! You lucky son of a bitch! Haha! Pornhub’s search page provides some of the best eye candy in the fucking game: HD videos with minimum ads. What more can you ask for? 

Oh, I almost forgot! You also get the option to hit the “All gay” button! That’s right! If you want to enjoy bondage without looking at genitals you don’t really want to look at, Pornhub has got you! You want to see a guy choking on some dick? Or maybe some pure pussy action? You’re always just a click away. 

Highest Quality in the Game

You’re not gonna find better quality with such consistency than at Pornhub. Trust me, I’ve scoured the internet for pretty much every porn site that’s been willed into existence. From years of research, only a handful of websites have matched Pornhub’s consistent high quality. Sure sites like xVideos have the edge. They’re new, unique, and all the best amateur sluts upload to the site regularly. In fact, a lot of people now say that Pornhub has lost its edge! And perhaps it has! But who the fuck needs edge when you’ve got the hottest bitches in the world in HD all the fucking time!?

Are you fucking kidding me? Okay. Once you’re done jacking off to a grainy video of your fucking next-door neighbor, why don’t you take a second to appreciate some high-quality shit? Every detail of pretty much every video on this site is thought of carefully. For free, you can enjoy top-tier production and camera work, not to mention acting that will blow your mind! Where else are you gonna find these Japanese teenagers, tied up and forced to squirt bucket loads in super HD? Where?! Nowhere! That’s where!

Sure, XVideos has a tonne of videos of Japanese bitches squirting. But can you find videos of a nameless 18+ schoolgirl squirting like a broken hose in HD? You might be able to find something similar, but it won’t be in HD. Sometimes, it’s nice to watch every single twitch, every drop of sweat when a girl is being tied up and forced to orgasm. It’s the detail and the camera work that really gets you going! 

Not only do you get to enjoy the highest quality of videos for free! Let’s not forget one of the site’s many claims to fame. The fucking comment section! What? Did you think I was gonna leave that out!? Haha! Come on! Sometimes, if I’m having a bad day, I’ll just head on over to the comment section of any video! I won’t even watch the video! I’ll just read the beautiful chaos that’s the Pornub comment section! I literally saw a guy help someone with their math homework once! From hilarious jokes to helpful life advice. The Pornhub comment section is a reason to visit the site if anything else! 

What I Liked

I love the sheer amount of high-quality videos this site holds. Sure, I agree that Pornhub’s lost a lot of its edge. I don’t know if it was all the PR stunts or that their top actors are now legitimate celebrities. But, Pornhub is no longer considered the big bad boy of the porn industry. That doesn’t mean the quality of videos has to take a hit! Ever since its rise, the quality of videos has only gotten better! 

So, if you’re looking for some unique bondage content without having to guess where a bitch’s pussy is through five pixels… This is your place to be! For the record, the content is still fucking great! You’ll still find amazing original content on here that’s sure to get your cock nice and hard! Oh, did I mention that everything you see is original? 

What I didn’t Like

There’s not much to dislike about one of the best porn sites to touch the internet. If I could think of anything, it would be the site’s clean-cut style. Would it hurt to have just a little bit of edge? I mean, come on… not EVERYTHING has to be in HD. Couldn’t you film some nameless couple some unthinkable shit through a shitty camera just once? 

Tips From ThePornDude

The only suggestion I would humbly give is this: More than two choices for combinations! I don’t want to combine JUST TWO categories. I want to combine as many as I fucking want! You’re one of the biggest porn companies to ever exist. This should be a piece of fucking cake! 

Conclusion

If you’re looking for some good old rope-tying, ass-spanking, pussy-dripping fun, look no further! If you don’t mind looking through a misty camera lens to see a bitch choked half to death, fine! But, if you want the best of the classiest bondage play on the fucking internet… Pornhub is still up there with the best of them. You’ll be hard-pressed to find a place with as much consistent high-quality. This is the difference between a great burger and caviar! Sure, a great burger tastes great! But, we all really wanna stick our dicks in caviar. Go treat yourself, naughty little freak!