AlohaTube Bondage

Hey, what’s up, freak!? Are you finally starting to run out or shit to get your cock hard? Haha! I’m just fucking with you. If that ever happens, just go back to the basics. Once the fucked up sites stop getting you hard, that’s when you know you’ve gone too far! Haha! Until then, let’s enjoy the beauty of bondage! 

Today, I came across one of my favorite porn aggregator sites! Alohatube.com is one of those super simple sites that put way more time into throwing content on the website. You can find the sluttiest girls from the four corners of the world doing shit you didn’t think was possible! The creativity you’ll find in these girls is fucking astounding! All the shit that you missed while your basic ass was looking for kink videos on Pornhub ended up here! Shit, there are so many uploads, you might just run into a video of your sister! Haha!

With millions of uploaded videos, Alohatube is one of the best sites to go to if you’ve got a bit of a bondage fetish. You won’t believe the number of unique videos on this site! It’s enough to rival xVideos! I’m not even kidding! I’ve compared the two before! Just for the Bondage section of the site, there are over 190,000 videos! And those videos aren’t just filler either! Each one of those videos will keep you glued to your seat. I’ll give just a few examples later on just so you know I’m not fucking around. 

You’re about to experience some of the BEST amateur content on the fucking internet. That’s right, my friend. You just found a fucking goldmine! Congratulations! Your cock will thank you! 

Simple and Filled With Sex

Alohatube.com has never had the sexiest web design. The purple and diarrhea brown (or what that color is) give a weird kind of kinky vibe to the site. Those aren’t really the colors anyone would usually choose for a porn site, but it kind of works!

One of the first things you’ll realize while on the site is the lack of a navigation bar. Sure, this site may have millions of the internet’s kinkiest videos, but it’s actually a pretty simple site! You look for videos, and you fucking jerk off to them! There are no promos, no photos, no links to models, no links to live cams, etc., etc. Alohatube.com is an honest-to-goodness aggregator for the best amateur videos the internet has to offer. 

There are about two filters available. It’s pretty much up to you to look for and decide what you want to jerk off to! And you’re going to have a really tough time deciding. You can only cum so much in one day! Did I mention that there were no ads? That’s right, you lucky bastard! While you’re happily browsing through the craziest videos on the web, you get exactly ZERO distractions! Well, there is an ad banner at the bottom of the page right out of your way. But, your on-page experience is as pure as your sister’s pussy! Haha! 

Beneath all of the videos on the page, there’s a giant list of categories for you to choose from if you ever get bored. But, trust me, you’ll never get bored. You might have gone in looking for bondage videos. But, you’ll come out with fetishes you didn’t know existed. That’s a guarantee! 

Best Bondage Online

As I’ve said, Alohatube.com rivals the biggest porn sites in the sheer amount of unique content. I mean, sure, none of it is original! It’s an aggregator site, pulling videos from all over the web. So, I guess it’s kind of cheating. But, the videos that end up here, happen to be the wildest, kinkiest shit online. The users on sites like Spankbang would have a hard time thinking of shit like this! 

Let me give you an example. After just a short time scrolling, I found a video of a girl who underwent the most intense session of breath and water play I’ve ever seen. This bitch started on the floor with her shirt being cut off and ended up with a fucking hose in her pussy. While being tied up, this bitch ended up being dunked in a tank of water, forced to hold her breath. This was some of the most extreme watersports I’ve ever seen! And probably some of the most extreme bondage I’ve seen!

She ended that video with a hose to her pussy! I couldn’t imagine what I would do in that situation. Would you pass out from pleasure or shock? Haha! Scroll a little further down and you’ll find the wildest, most extreme bondage videos you could ever find scouring the internet. I’m talking double penetration, breath play, double blowjobs... I’m not kidding, I literally saw a bitch tied up and forced to guzzle two cocks at the same time! I don’t even know how that’s physically possible. 

If you’ve got a bit of a milk fetish, there’s enough content for you too! You won’t have to look too far to find a petite little babe bound to some poles and hooked to a milk machine. You could see her pussy drip as she’s milked like a fucking cow! You won’t last 5 minutes watching that video! Haha! 

One of the wildest videos I saw was of a girl strapped to what looked like a dentist's bed. This bitch had a flat pole that stretched across her body. On one side of the pole, there was a giant dildo attached and inserted in her pussy. On the other side, there was a smaller dildo inserted in her mouth. Across the top of the pole, there was a short chain clipped to both of her tits. I watched in amazement as this piece of art just fucking laid there. That had to be one of the heights of pure bondage goodness! I don’t think it gets much better than that! A plug in every hole, bound and helpless, dripping all over the fucking floor. If you’re looking for grade A bondage. My friend, you’ve found it! 

What I liked

This might not be the most sexily designed porn site in the world. But, you’ll still get one of the best on-page experiences you’ll ever get in your life! If you’re looking for heavier kinks like bondage play, get ready for some top tier eye-candy! Alohatube.com will satisfy you with the list of videos alone! Sure, the videos don’t belong to the site. So, you’ll have a slideshow instead of a video preview when you hover over the thumbnail. 

While you’re looking through the videos, there will be no on-page ads to distract you! No pop-ups to take you to random Amazon sales pages. No banner ads trying to sell you dick pills. Just pure kinky fun with some of the craziest, sexiest videos on the fucking internet. I don’t think I need to further explain how creative these videos are. 

What I Didn’t Like

So, I just harped on about how amazing all this freakish fetish content is. And I wasn’t lying! You’re going to fucking love it. Here’s the kicker though: Every video is on a third-party website. Yeah, so you won’t actually be seeing the video on Alohatube.com. You’ll actually be seeing it on whatever website the video is from. 

The thing about THAT is that it won’t be Pornhub or anything nearly as reputable. I can’t remember how many porn sites exist today. It’s somewhere in the 10s of millions… I think. So, the sluts that upload these videos don’t upload them to the top 5 porn sites. They upload them to whatever porn site is available. Whatever gives them the most following or the most amount of money or whatever. The point is, the ads on these sites will break you. Sure, they might break your computer too. But, unless you’re willing to stomach an unruly amount of ads to see a hot video, they most likely will break you.

Tips From ThePornDude

It would be great if there was a little more I could know about the videos. Slideshows and titles beat random snapshots and unrelated descriptions any day! But, something like a view count would be helpful too! Maybe even a thumbs-up ratio. Sure, the video could look amazing, but what if it sucks? I would have wasted perfectly good computer performance submitting myself to an unnecessary advert hell. 

It also wouldn’t hurt if there was an option to choose multiple tags! There is a shit tonne of videos and a shit tonne of categories to match! I’d love the opportunity to narrow down my searches with tags that I can choose simultaneously. You know what I’m talking about: Indian + Incest + Big tits. Make it happen! 

Conclusion

Alohatube.com has some of the best collection of kink videos on the fucking internet. If you’re looking for some good old bondage play, you’ll have a tough time finding a better site! The amount of creativity collected here will make your fucking balls explode! The only downside is the obnoxious amount of ads you’ll have to deal with when you’re redirected to the video’s website. If your ad-blocker works, you can just wack that bad boy on and have yourself a ball! 

Alohatube.com is truly the place to be for all your kinky needs. Who needs a sexy website when you’ve got millions of sexy content! Your friends aren’t gonna see you for a long time, haha! Knock yourself out, you fantastic freak!