XVideos Squirt

One way or another, we all end up on XVideos eventually. This is the depraved safety net that we all depend on when other, more popular mainstream destinations let us down. XVideos is an unchecked Wild West of smut and I hope it never changes. You never know what you’re going to find here. Between the independently uploaded amateur smut and the professional clips that were put here for marketing purposes, this place is an absolute fucking gold mine. You dive in at random and end up fapping to porn that you didn’t even know existed. That’s what XVideos is all about to me at least. I revel in the randomness and the unpredictability.

Granted, when you’re checking out a specific section of a site, results get an awful bit narrower, but XVideos doesn’t lose its disjointed charm of unpredictability. Today we’re looking at the squirting section. It’s a classic. Squirting is depraved enough to get me excited, but not so fucked up that it would turn away casual fappers. It’s a staple of quality pornography as far as I’m concerned. Fun fact: the first time I opened up this section to do this review, I only saw trans babes shooting giant loads. I forgot that the last time I was on XVideos I was checking out transgender porn. Apparently, the gender switch works just fine regardless of what you’re checking out. Funnily enough, you can stay on the squirt section and flip over to the gay side of things. This … makes absolutely no sense, since cumshots are technically not squirting, but I’m not here to get technical. No-one really cares about the true essence of squirting. We’re just here to fap. Now, I’m just going to assume that you’re a straight man interested in pussy ejaculation, given the popularity of the trend. But, keep in mind, that if you want to see trans cocks or even gay cocks, you can. Just flip the switch on the top right of your screen.

The Juice is a Lie

I’ve been going on about this a lot lately, across the other reviews under my own squirting section, but I feel the need to share this particular PSA – the liquid that females squirt is definitely plain old urine. How they manage to make it so clear is beyond me. Maybe chicks piss clearer urine when they’re aroused. Either way, the science is in and squirt porn is definitely just piss porn with extra steps. What are those extra steps you might ask? Why, the rubbing of course.

I’ve seen a lot of squirt porn over the years and I’ve also caused a few pussy explosions with actual women in my personal life. It would appear that squirting is very closely associated with clitoral stimulation. You know, rubbing the button on the front as opposed to sticking your cock inside the snatch. For some reason, bitches cum a lot wilder when they’re being rubbed up front. I know the orgasm is better and far more satisfying with G-spot stimulation, but if you want a babe to actually shoot a load, then you’ll have better luck rubbing her clit. You should also consider one of those insanely powerful mega vibrators that shake hard enough to knock down plaster.

Pleasures of the Female Flesh

Most of these videos feature girls wildly exploring their own bodies with the same energy necessary to drill through concrete. They’re very focused. Most of them are camwhores who do solo work on camera for money. You know the type. They lounge around their bedrooms in front of a webcam and take donations while they finger themselves for hours. They’re fantastic. I live and breathe for camwhores, well, when I’m not fucking them in person that is. I love this kind of content. These babes work really hard to provide a good quality squirt explosion for your satisfaction and they’re damn talented at it. I also appreciate that it’s difficult if not impossible to fake this kind of action, so you know that the squirting is properly real. I’ve seen a lot of male explosions in porn that are very clearly fake. They use fake cocks connected to tanks of semen-like liquid. You get none of that with female squirting. This shit’s amazing.

The babes sometimes get help from other people. This is more common in professional videos than in amateur ones, but there’s healthy mixing and matching to fit anyone’s preference. I personally prefer the solo videos because I can focus in on one babe exclusively. It’s a nice feeling. It allows me to immerse myself into the idea of getting hosed by a babe who’s lying down in front of me. This is the kind of content you want to blow up on a giant TV. Then again, this is XVideos, so the quality might throw you off a bit. XVideos do technically support higher resolutions, but since most of this content is either rehashed or it’s a professional preview, you can’t expect too many pixels at a time. It’s just the sad reality of the situation.

Squirting 2 – Clitoral Boogaloo

It would appear I have fallen out of the loop of squirting pornography, because while I’ve been fapping to other smut, the babes that make this shit have invented new ways to spray like there’s no tomorrow. Granted, they’re kind of pushing the limits of what constitutes actual squirting, but that’s beside the point. They’re innovating and I like it. So, what exactly are they doing, you might ask? Well, they’re cross combining every possible way they can squirt onto themselves and onto each other. A perfect example can be found right here on the front page of XVideos’ squirting section. I’m seeing several videos in which babes shove all kinds of liquids up their asses then they squirt that shit onto each other and into each other’s mouths. This is squirting taken far beyond what nature intended. Still, it gets me hard as nails and I fucking love it.

I’m seeing all kinds of liquids mixed into all kinds of combinations of anal and vaginal insertion. Hell, they even figured out how to add cum to the mix. Sometimes they’ll throat the cum then puke it back out. Other times they’ll mix it with milk, shove it up their own asses then spray it onto a babe’s breasts. This whole fucking place is a shrine to the various ways in which women can squirt liquids out of their bodies. Granted, none of this content fits under the standard definition of squirting. But hey, regular squirting is literally just violent peeing during an orgasm, so why the fuck should we limit ourselves to only one kind of liquid projectile? Fuck that noise. Dive into this smut on XVideos at random and enjoy all kinds of female ooze.

Getting Original

We live in a very exciting pornographic era of independent porn producers who are trying desperately to stand out through originality and experimentation. That’s why there are clips on XVideos that feature babes squirting while they’re also role-playing as characters from the Korean TV show Squid Game. This makes no sense. I know. The thing is, these camwhores, who are officially independent porn stars at this point, are trying their best to break through past their competitors and ahead of mainstream productions. To that end they do all kinds of random bullshit, but they also try to target conventional porn genres. That’s how you end up with a ton of squirting videos combined with all kinds of disjointed themes that have literally nothing to do with pornography. It works well enough, to be honest.

A few of the videos on here don’t actually feature any squirting, but that’s because the people who uploaded them used as many tags as they could think of in order to promote their videos. It’s a rare occasion, but it happens. You might end up watching a ten-minute-long clip, waiting for the squirting, only to get to the end and see no vaginal fluid what-so-ever. This is sad, but thankfully it’s also rare. For the most part, you will indeed see babes exploding in all kinds of combinations with all kinds of different costumes and weird stories. Sometimes they involve their boyfriends, other times they get their female friends to join in. There’s also a healthy supply of babes in cosplay doing hardcore squirting and throwing anal sex in the mix for no reason other than to spice up the action. I love this section of XVideos and I think you will too.