Rape Board

Oh boy, this is a weird one. I’ve seen other websites like RapeBoard before and I have to say, I’m not particularly phased. This here porn forum does a fantastic job at bringing together a variety of rape-centric themed smut from all-over the web, with a nice focus on extremely hardcore and abusive looking shit. Naturally, the word rape in the title doesn’t actually refer to real abuse of power in that sense. That would be illegal as fuck and I wouldn’t review it. No, my friends, this is a website where rape enthusiasts can get together and marvel at pretend situations of the worst possible thing that can happen to a woman.

I say woman, even though I know that men can get raped just fine as well, because surprise-surprise, 99.9% of the content on this site features women being raped. Whether they’re being taken by a dude, a chick or an Eldritch abomination, it is the women that will be providing the suffering on this fantastic yet kind of disappointing site. We’ll get to the bitching and moaning later on in the review. You know how I love to bitch and moan. It’s my go-to when I find something that I don’t approve of. All in all, RapeBoard is a site of great potential and even greater wisdom. Their database of content is gigantic. I have technical aspects to complain about. We’ll get to that.

Careful Curation of Content

Like what I did with the title there? That’s called alliteration. They taught me that at writer’s school. Just kidding, I never went to school. I spent my youth banging your mom. Anyways, back to RapeBoard. This is a curation website, plain and simple. It’s a bit of a strange format for a smut site and I don’t know if you’re familiar with the concept, but I’m sure you’ve seen something like this before. In short, the people behind the site go out of their way to find the smut for you. That’s about the end of the spiel. They seem to be into rape fantasies, obviously, and if you’re reading this review then you probably are too. Well, RapeBoard is here to find the content for you from different sources so that you don’t have to look for it yourself.

Their standard approach here is to cast a wide net and include any and all content that is rape-worthy, so to speak, but they do have a certain bar of quality that they try to float over when they decide what does and does not belong on their website. For example, I’m not seeing a lot of amateur productions here. There are no potato cams or ten second videos on here for you to cry about because they’re not available in a higher resolution. You don’t get any of that bullshit. Most if not all of the content on RapeBoard comes to you in proper HD, as it was filmed by proper pornographic teams. Hell, most of this content comes from really reputable studios that do rape fetish nonsense. Keep in mind, when I say nonsense, I’m not trying to make you feel bad for enjoying rape porn, I’m just trying to point out that your entire fetish is stupid to me. This is because women never say no to me, so I can’t exactly get in your mindset. Don’t judge me too harshly, we’re all friends here.

You Can Download the Smut

“Hold on a minute there Porn Hombre” – I hear you shouting through your CRTs as if I can actually hear you. “You said that this was a curation site, not a distribution site. What gives?”. All shall be explained in due time my child, and that time is now. You see, RapeBoard have aspirations of being a multi-source porn distribution site that provides you with all the rape content you could ever possibly need, all for free. That’s an admirable goal. However, they fall so short of the mark that they’re practically in an entirely different business. The whole point of a free porn distribution site is the ability to actually download shit to your computer or phone, right? Yeah, they tossed that out the window somehow. It’s still there, in theory, but it’s so convoluted that I’d rather be given a colonic by a Vietnamese combat medic with nothing but a rusty nail and a prayer.

Under every video listing on RapeBoard there’s a link that supposedly allows you to download said content directly. Instead, most of the time it just led me to a dead page that said that the link that I’m trying to access is unsafe. It bounces me back as if I just tried to download random executable files off of Limewire. That’s some shady shit, let me tell you. When the links did resolve, I ended up on Daofile. If you’re not familiar with that site, I’m not surprised. It’s a B-tier file sharing site. There’s nothing wrong with them, they’re just … B-tier. They’re not nearly as popular as Mega. Anyways, long story short, all of these files are paywalled behind Daofile. You have to get a premium subscription to a secondary website if you want to download… free smut. That’s not very cash money, my guy.

Paying for Free Smut

I’ve seen this approach before and I can’t judge it too harshly, since RapeBoard are obviously just trying to make some money for their efforts. I can understand that. It’s perfectly fine. The problem is that their entire site is actually free, but they link to external downloads that are anything but. In essence, you’re paying a subscription to a site that you don’t give a shit about, so that the site that you do care about becomes actually useful. I am not especially down with this particular sickness.

It’s not that Daofile are being unreasonable with their pricing or whatever. The standard 31-day subscription will run you $25 which is pretty damn respectable if you’re looking at this as an investment for high quality porn downloads. The problem here is two-fold. First of all, when you sign up to an external file sharing website, you’re not actually getting the promise of content from the original site, in this case RapeBoard. Rather, you’re hoping that it’ll be useful in that context down the line. If it becomes obsolete, then you’re fucked.

You have a subscription that you don’t give a shit about. And speaking of obsolescence, how can you know that Daofile will remain RapeBoard’s official and exclusive file sharing solution in the future? You can’t. I’m not saying that RapeBoard has as reason to jump ship, of course. But what if something happens to Daofile? What if their terms change? You’d be stuck with a subscription you don’t want. That’s a great reason to dissuade you from considering the yearly subscription, for example.

My Bottom Line

We’ve gone full circle and now I think you understand why I consider RapeBoard to be a curation site instead of a distribution site. What I recommend that you do is that you think of RapeBoard as a newspaper for all things rape porn related. They’re really good at curation and finding high quality videos that are worth your time, especially if you’re the kind of freak who finds this shit particularly arousing. So, you could use RapeBoard as your wake-up page at the start of the day to see what’s new in the world of rape smut. Then, if you find something particularly sexy, you could just find that content out in the wild and pay for it as its source. It’s not optimal, but hey, I personally love the curation on RapeBoard and I think that these guys really know their smut. They clearly jack off to this shit more than you could. So, by all means, give them your trust when it comes to the exploration of the field of rape pornography.

As for the porn itself, I regret that I haven’t said more. Honestly, I’m trying not to think about it too hard. But, when I said Eldritch abominations, I wasn’t kidding. There are all kinds of standard rape on this site, but there’s also a healthy smattering of monsters and ghouls and all kinds of creepy crawlies getting it on with unwillingly participating women. It’s all extremely fucked up and well scripted. Hell, the first video I saw on the goddamn site featured that horror movie character with the needles in his face. What was his name again? Needleface? That can’t be right. Well, you know who I mean. He has a white face and it’s full of needles. So, on this website, he takes out his frustration at having needles in his face by raping random gorgeous babes. What a world we live in. Enjoy the rape smut, you freaks, and I hope you find something about RapeBoard that you particularly enjoy. Happy fapping. Remember to ask for consent before you dick your fleshlight.