Torture Tickle

Remember the fun and frolics you had with your first girlfriend? All that tickling and play-fighting? Nice, right? Well, fuck your fond memories. Today we’re talking about tickling porn; believe me, this is nothing to giggle about.

If you like to see women being tortured in BDSM sessions, but the thrash of a whip upsets you, and you’d rather hear giggles than screams, not only are you a pussy of the porn world but there’s also a site that caters for your kink.

Nah, I’m just kidding! Tickling porn is actually pretty fucking watchable and is far from just giggles. They say laughter is the key to a woman’s heart, but I didn’t know it was often used as a way to make a woman cry, orgasm, and squirt all at once!

That was before I discovered the titillating world of beautifully submissive women being roughly tickled until they’re quivering. Let me explain…

What is Torturetickle.com?

When you put in the hard work and spunk inside a woman, people rub her pregnant stomach and say congratulations. But we guys are cast aside. Nobody ever tickles our balls and says well done, do they? If that pisses you off, then I think TortureTickle.com might compensate for it.

This premium porn site is dedicated to bitches getting tied down and tickled to within an inch of their lives. Yes, they beg for mercy, but that makes their tickling maniac attacker tickle them more. Surely that’s a breach of the Geneva Convention?

Tickling as a form of torture goes back hundreds of years and was dreaded by everybody from Medieval English peasants to disobedient servants in Japan. Now, it’s a sexual pastime for so many people that dedicated porn sites have sprung up to cater for it!

The mission of Torturetickle.com is fairly simple, to tie up stunning, amateur girls and ruthlessly tickle them until they’re turned into a wet giggling mess. If they beg for mercy, tickle them more!

Torturetickle.com is said to be “the leading tickle torture site online” and one which dedicated tickle fetishists manage. But is it all it’s cracked up to be, or will you giggle and piss yourself at how shit it is, like a dumb teen slut being mercilessly tickled? 

Design of Torturetickle.com

Wait a minute Doc, are you telling me you built a time machine out of a tickle fetish website?" was the first thing that went through my mind when I saw the design of Torturetickle.com. What the fuck? It feels like I went too far on Wayback Machine. 

The site’s content is stuffed into the middle of the homepage on a BDSM-red background. The clipart-style logo looks downright awful.

The menu is about as exciting as my ex-girlfriend's conversation. You have four options: Previews, updates, join up or sign in as a member. This doesn’t exactly get my body tingling so far, but what’s the porn like?

The Tickle Porn on Torturetickle.com

On the preview page, you get nine (generous fucks) free images in fairly high resolution of bitches getting their shit tickled, whether it’s with giant feathers or by nimble fingers.

On the updates page, you get 94 pages of grainy thumbnails previewing the latest tickle porn that the site has uploaded. You're taken to a generic “signup to see more” page when you click on the thumbnails to see more.

Now, I’d love to give you an in-depth analysis of the premium porn available to members on this tickle fetish site. But, like the big titty street whore who offers me a gumjob for $6 every time I heard to the 7/11, it’s tempting, but it ain’t happening. 

Why the fuck would a respectable porn connoisseur like myself put my credit card details into this dinosaur of a site when I can find sluts being tickled until they squirt (in 4K, I might add) for free elsewhere?

Desktop/Mobile Experience

On a desktop, loading the site on Google Chrome feels like getting dominated by an awkward girl with no self-confidence or fucking a woman in the ass after she hung out at Taco Bell all night. It’s just not right. 

On mobile, it doesn’t get much better. Hell, what kind of mobiles were people even using when this site was considered up to date? The text overlaps, the thumbnails are tiny, and it just looks shit. The nine free images on the site are like the equivalent of someone spunking on your face and not even offering you a tissue, but they do load ok, though.

What I Like About Torturetickle.com

There isn’t much to like about this site other than that it’s a relic of the internet that’s useful for seeing how far porn has come. 

I mean, it’s fair to say that it’s a niche site as there ain’t that many porn sites dedicated to bitches being tied up and tickled until they’re left a humiliating mess.

It also has a fuckload of models, according to its previews page. Who knew that many women loved being tied to a chair or placed in medieval-style stocks and tickled mercilessly?

With the soles of the feet being the most ticklish place for many people, there’s naturally a lot of foot fetish-themed kink on here too. I saw pics of women being bound in medieval stocks that looked like something from the Witch Finder General’s basement and then having the soles of their feet tickled until they screamed out for mercy.

What I Don’t Like

I know the ancient greeks used to see the tickling of feet as a pretty sexual event, but I didn’t realize they also used to slide their hands under their cloaks and jerk their dicks to this very website. Honestly, this site is fucking ancient!

On the homepage, there’s a long-forgotten relic of an ad that now spells, “Adobe flash player is no longer supported”. What the fuck used to be there? An ad for Runescape? Free tickets to the Nuremberg Rallies?

The site’s logo also makes me wanna cry, and not just because it’s associated with the light torture of beautiful women. It’s a pixelated feather surrounded by Torture Tickle on top, then Torturetickle.com underneath. Thanks, guys. We definitely know where we are now. Seriously, the thing looks like something Mr Bean drew on Whistler’s Mother to hide his fuck up.

And, of course, this foot fetish website doesn’t have a secure SSL certificate, and the copyright in the footer hasn’t been changed since 2007. Who is actually paying to keep this thing alive? More importantly, does it still have paying members?

With any premium porn site, potential customers have to be given a free sample of smut to get an idea of what kind of filth they’re signing up for to see if it’s worth it. Nine damn photos? For real? I want at least 1.5 minutes of HD tickling porn, my dude. This shit just ain’t gonna convert. 

Suggestions That I Have For Torturetickle.com

If the person running this site is still alive, either modernize it or take it out into the woods and put it out of its misery, like Lenny in Mice And Men. 

I know there are a lot of dumb fucks out there, but surely there aren’t any stupid enough to put their credit card details into this antique, poorly secured, and largely dormant paysite, right?

Also, give a little to get a little and share some of the allegedly legendary tickling porn you have to offer those who sign up for the site. The photos are high-res, but it’s also the 21st century and photos just don’t cut it for porn fans completely spoilt by 4K, virtual reality, and other smut at the cutting edge of porn.

Conclusion

This a premium porn paysite catering to a very unique fetish. However, it offers nothing of premium value. Not only that, this site is $30 a month for a membership. Seriously?

If you’re looking to see bound bitches ties and tickled, then there are far better places to see it in both better quality and for better value.

I genuinely believe this site isn’t active anymore. The latest updates only list the month, not the year. But judging from the quality, I’m guessing the last update was at least five years ago. I just don’t see what the purpose of keeping this site live is.

So, to sum up this ticklish review: Sorry, torturetickle.com, but the experience of visiting the site was more torture and less tickle than I had in mind.