Squirtalicious

With a name like Squirtalicious, I’m surprised I haven’t reviewed this place already. Let’s get something out of the way super early – I’m reviewing this place as a fetish site centered on squirting and that is indeed what it is. However, this place serves perfectly well as a mainstream porn site for people who are just generally interested in pussy. I can’t stress this enough. This is a fetishistic site that fits fappers of all sizes and ages, provided they’re straight men above the age of 18. They live up to their name and they do a fantastic job at marketing themselves. I rarely run into premium porn sites that let me get a proper taste of the action without having to spend money. These people really want you to have a good time. I cannot stress that enough. They’re going out of their way to give you a fantastic deal.

I was really surprised to find out that this place is part of a network. More specifically, Squirtalicious operates under the Adult Time digital subscription platform. These guys are making it a point to distinguish their business model from that of porn networks. I’m sure there’s a huge difference, but for you, the consumer, it hardly matters. Adult Time have a bunch of channels under their “not network” and you can check them all out under one subscription. However, we’re going to be looking at Squirtalicious for the most part, because I like reviewing these places separately.

Squirting Babes in HD

You don’t have to spend a lot of time on Squirtalicious in order to see the action firsthand. There are countless hot babes on here who do indeed know how to squirt well, provided they’re given the proper stimulation. Stimulation is exactly what they receive. There’s no preferred gender combination on Squirtalicious. There’s the prerequisite that there must be at least one woman in the shot. Beyond that, you could see just about anything. There are lesbian videos, straight videos and even two male one female threesomes, which is pretty rare on sites that focus on the female form. Either way, these babes receive all kinds of pounding that inevitably leads them to a large vaginal explosion.

We’ve been over this before. Pussy juice is a myth. It’s regular garden variety urine. Do I care? Not at all. Should you? I don’t care about that either. Look, if a bitch is so painfully aroused by me that she decides to explode her bladder all-over my cock, I consider myself lucky and I want to be grateful. That kind of shit doesn’t exactly happen every day. Sure, you could learn the best technique to encourage a bitch to squirt, but it’s not like you can milk any babe every day of the week. This kind of squirting takes talent. I’m sure it wasn’t easy for Squirtalicious to find this many women who are properly capable of blowing a massive load of pussy juice. I commend them for their efforts. This place shines on account of the babes’ ability to projectile orgasm.

Crazy Amount of Variety

I’m not used to seeing this much random disjointed porn on themed network channels. Usually, when you check out a site dedicated to a single fetish or sexual preference, all the videos are roughly the same. That’s the whole idea of having multiple channels under one network. You get one channel per setup and the content just kind of keeps coming in the same form. Squirtalicious pulls a real 180 here with a bunch of content that could not be more different across the board. Yes, all the videos feature squirting, but I’m talking about all the action before and after the squirts. These videos can be more than an hour long. Do you think the babes spend all of that time shooting liquid out of their peepholes? I don’t think so. They have to do something else in the meantime.

To that end, they’re given all kinds of opportunity for depraved sexual fuckery. I’m seeing swingers’ parties, lesbian orgies, double penetration, and even cinematic solo Playboy style videos of MILFs just sort of standing around looking pretty. All of these videos eventually arrive at a point where the babes are getting stimulated towards a wet explosion, but most of the runtime is simply not reserved for that. It’s as if the directors behind these videos were trying to challenge themselves towards seeing how far they can veer off course before returning back to the squirting that they initially promised their viewers.

A Delight to Fap To

I like this random approach to fetish smut. The only thing better than having a thousand high quality squirting clips is having those same clips encased in a thousand different sexual scenarios. This is a great way to mix things up. Plus, I needn’t remind you that we’re looking at the video selection for a single channel across a network. I can only imagine what the rest of the network might provide. I’ll dig into that later, but for now, let’s keep drooling over pussy juice.

These girls are damn gorgeous and I couldn’t find a single one that I wouldn’t fuck in real life. They’re not all 10s across the board, but I’d definitely call them the next best thing. Consider this for a moment. You get a gigantic stream of high-quality content featuring some of the hottest women in porn and every single one of them is a guaranteed squirter. Do you see why I said that you don’t have to be a squirt fetishist in order to love this place? Hell, you don’t have to be a breast fetishist to appreciate a fine pair of tits. The girls on Squirtalicious are doing amazing work and I can’t get enough of them… which may be a problem.

Only Six Pages?

If you had any doubts that this was legitimately a channel that is part of a network, here’s your proof – they only have about six pages worth of videos. That’s still more than a hundred videos, but come the fuck on. Are you serious? This isn’t nearly enough to justify a premium tag. That being said, you can’t subscribe to the site exclusively. You have to get the entire network. I’m guessing they were aware that they couldn’t get away with six pages worth of content for a full-time subscription.

They boast that new updates for your subscription will be available roughly eight times a day, or in other words you get eight new porn videos daily. I doubt that they’re talking about Squirtalicious though. I think they’re summing up across the entire network. This is all well and good, but Squirtalicious needs to grow. On the one hand it’s doing a great job at marketing excellent pornography. The network is host to over 55 thousand videos. That’s great stuff.

On the other hand, this place does a shit job at being your one-stop shop for squirt porn, on account of how there’s barely enough porn here to get you through a single extended weekend.

There’s Hope for Squirtalicious

The way I see it, the network behind this site has every incentive to keep growing and filming new squirting clips. That means that Squirtalicious has every reason to grow. We can expect it to grow. For now, it’s a meager offering, but they’re doing the best they can with what they’ve got. I still think that the network is worth subscribing to, not because of the content on Squirtalicious but because of the price for the whole package.

They only want $20 a month for a recurring subscription with the option to pay $100 in advance for a whole year. You don’t need me to tell you that this is a huge discount. Check out the network’s listed sites under the join page. They weren’t lying about the abundance of content. Hell, they even got gay smut on here. You could get a subscription then share it with your gay uncle to really maximize for cost. Don’t tell me you don’t have a gay uncle. Everyone has a gay uncle. Maybe yours hasn’t come out yet.

Anyways, I love what I’m seeing on Squirtalicious, but they desperately need to grow the site more for it to justify a subscription on its own. Thankfully, the entire network has a $3 three-day trial that you should definitely try and then immediately cancel when you’re done, because it auto-renews at a $30 a month rate, which is blasphemy. At the very least, you can check out all of this content for $3 and make your own decision on whether or not this place is worth a subscription.