Smoking Heaven

For a long time I never really got the whole thing about smoking. Then a friend of mine remarked that there is nothing nicer than seeing a pretty lady who puffs on a cancer stick a bit. I am not sure what it was, but that comment got me to start looking at smoky seductresses in a new light. It kind of reminds me of Sean Young and her role in the original Bladerunner. It was something about the combination of looking classy and trashy at the same time.

Whatever the psychology behind it, I decided why not check out adult entertainment that appeals to that aesthetic. I started looking into it one of the first sites that popped onto my radar was Smoking Heaven and the devilish deviants I saw on it. And when I did, I came…and then came again. After my head cleared out all the jizzum and my other one cleared the euphoric fog, I arrived at a few conclusions.

To Be Honest, The Site Does Not L0ok Like Much At First

When I first checked out the Smoking Heaven main page, the first thing that I thought was "cookie cutter." It has the same sort of basic outline that so many other, minor adult movie publishers have used and ripped straight from a standard Wix template.

But upon further examination, I did find that the site creators put in more effort than I thought. Of the one hundred and twenty-one models they have featured (so far) appear in almost one hundred and fifty videos which comprise well over four hundred scenes. Moreover, I found that their photographers are clearly obsessed with their craft as there are now more than twenty-five thousand photos. Not only that, but you can view these pics one at a time or set them to autoplay in the form of a sideshow, and in different sizes.

Going back to the videos, they all stream in high definition using a flash player and come with a playback option. Not only that, but the web designers were smart enough to include an advanced search option to make finding the various sub-genres of jerk-off material simple.

Each Video Comes With A Unique Scenario

You all know that this site is structured around showing women doing sexy things while smoking. And to capitalize on that while also being creative, they have developed a ton of content that features all sorts of other freaky shit. Between aggressive handjobs to slobber-filled blowjobs which will make you precum without touching your junk.

The variety of women is quite impressive as there are women who tend to be in the mid-twenty to late thirty range though you'll find the occasional nubile and a decent number of cougars as well. When it comes to body type, there is a fine selection of starlets most of whom are in the thin or curvy category. However, there are an impressive number of models who have truly epic tits, some of them are bigger than your head!

There are other sorts fo saucy sex scenes in addition to that involving committed cum stars, but they all involve blowing a load of smoke throughout each set of scenes.

When it comes to content, my only complaint really is that not many of these women are sucking on an even more phallic-looking cancer stick like a cigar. Still, there are a decent number of them, so I cannot complain too much. The low level of stogie smoking aside, it would appear that this website's content has been well received by the people who are into this sort of smut.

With so many to look through, even a pervert like me does not have time to go through the dozens of deviant movies done by these divas, but I did get a good idea of what the fandom thinks by looking at the video ratings. When it comes to the most recent uploads, they all consistently have a rating of above four and a half if not five stars.

And finally, it looks like the producers are still making more content on a semi-regular basis.

You Also Get A Nice Collection Of Photos For Membership To

As one should expect to see on any given professional porno site, this one allows you to download all of the dirty deviant sex acts to keep for free! And they make keeping all of your smut organized as simple as possible. Members are able to download all videos along with a .zip file of the massive compilation of comely pornographic pictorials.

They are formatted in such a way so that just about any modern device's programs can read them and the same applies to the videos, too. Specifically, the movies can be downloaded as .wmvs or .mp4s, and they are all rendered in 720p or 1080p high definition.

This Site Is International Friendly As Well

One thing that I really enjoy about European and British adult websites is that they are cognizant that not all of their viewers are native English speakers. Keeping this in mind, they often include at least a few additional well-translated versions of their sites. In this case, they crafted not three or four, but eight alternate versions of Smoking Heaven. Besides English, there is a Japanese, Korean, and Russian version along with the five main European languages – i.e. German, French, Portuguese, Italian, and Spanish.

And before I get to the last part of my critique, I suppose I should bring up how membership goes and what it is going to cost. For thirty days, it'll be slightly below the industry high-end being $27.99, but like other premium porn sites the longer your subscription and the more you spend upfront, the more you save in the long run. So, for two months, $54.94 will save you a couple of bucks and change overall, and a non-recurring 90-package is $75.00 total or the equivalent of just $25 a month.

There Are Not Too Many Extras, Save One

When it comes to community interaction, there really does not seem to be much, even though I have noticed that this site does have a decent reputation elsewhere on the net. And if you are expecting any sort of bonus features in terms of polls, a forum, or anything else to add to the experience (other than maybe cigarette recommendations in the title) there ain't much to speak of.

The only way that the webmasters went above and beyond was by crafting a Smoking Heaven app exclusively for Android. It is not that big a deal since this site is otherwise mobile-friendly. But if that's the sort of mobile phone you like, that app might add to your experience of this site. In fact, I would recommend you do this as the mobile version for all other devices could be optimized better.

Do I Find This Site To Be Heavenly Or Hellacious?

After having thought about it, the biggest issues I have with this site are the models. If you are looking for super sultry starlets who represent the best that Europe has to offer. Again, they are not ugly or anything, and most of them, amazingly, do not have yellow teeth. But it would be nice to see sexy ladies like Jasmine Jae, Anastasia Lux, or Harmony Reigns make an appearance.

I suppose it is nice to see new faces like Vicky Serling along with Emma Butt's, well, big butt, and Michelle Thorne's massive mammaries. The rest of the site might look mediocre, but the performances put on by those women and many others makes up for it, and the cost to join is not too steep. Given all of these facts, and that this is a hard to find niche, I am going to give this site a four out of five hand rating.

So, to sum up, I think that you just might want to pull out a pack of Menthols, spark up then drop your drawers and enjoy jerking off to the ladies on Smoking Heaven.