Airport Bust

Everyone hates the airport. The security checks are annoying, fellow travelers are all on edge, flights are delayed, and since covid, there aren't enough employees. If something goes wrong, the staff is rarely able to fix it. At best, you might be able to squeeze a hotel room and meal out of them if your flight is rescheduled for the next day. You'll have to kill the CEO of Delta to get it, though.

Most agree that, by far, the worst part of traveling by air is getting through security. TSA (Transport Security Administration) thinks they are Captain America when, in reality, they are more special Olympics than Avengers. I don't feel any safer with them on the job. 

I couldn't imagine being a TSA attendant. It's a thankless job that pays shit and earns you the vitriol of everyone around you. However, there must be some perks floating around in there somewhere. You certainly get to meet a lot of people. Of course, those people who aren't happy to meet you, but you can't have everything.

That's why certain members of the transport security administration love to flex their power. I imagine it helps pass the time as they wait for the inevitability of death. You've got to keep yourself entertained at work somehow.

Were I a TSA agent, I would entertain myself by forcing people into the private rooms for more thorough checks. I've never understood how or why TSA makes the selections they do. They love to "randomly" select all of the brown and black people, but that's fucking stupid. I would pull aside all the sexy bitches.

Transport Security Administration or Teen Sex Administrators?

I don't give a shit about Ahmed getting through security with a shoe bomb. His feet stink, and there are too many dumb motherfuckers on this planet anyway. What I'm concerned about is rubbing my hands all over Jessica's tittys, looking for a bra bomb. Her titties smell like roses, and her nipples are the color of pink carnations.

No matter how shitty a job may be, I'll work it if I get to grab boobs every now and again. I'll flip burgers at a Wendys while it's on fire if I have to. I'll roof in the sun or landscape in the humidity. Whatever it takes to get my hands on a fresh pair of teen tits.

I don't doubt that you guys would go even farther than I would. I get titties in my hands just by asking, but you guys couldn't pull that off in a million years. I bet you would clean septic tanks out with your tongue just to see a titty, let alone touch the damn thing. 

You would take a job as a crime scene cleaner for one buck an hour, pending you got to touch boobs on your lunch break. You would become Mandigo's personal fleshlight if you got to suck on a bitch's nipple once a day. It's a sad state of affairs, but we all have to do what we have to do to survive.

My readers tend to be unemployed and stay that way. I doubt you'll ever apply to become a TSA agent in the hopes of groping young women. So instead, live out the fantasy on AirportBust.

Airport Bust is a paid premium porn site themed around corrupt Transportation security administration agents that use their power to exploit, fondle, and fuck young teens. Shit, if that's how things work, you don't even have to pay me. I'll volunteer while telling people it's my patriotic duty.

As I said, you'll have to throw a few Benjamins down to get your hands on this fucked up and sexy content. Someone has to pay for the inevitable lawsuits that will follow the filming and distribution of these videos. But don't worry about it too much, gents. Airport Bust keeps its prices reasonable.

What Else is Money For if not Pussy?

There are three different membership options giving subscribers the flexibility to select what works best for them. The first option is a one-month membership for $29.95. This is the most expensive option, so I only recommend it for people looking for a sample of the milk before buying the cow.

The second option is a three-month membership for $59.95. This works out to around twenty bucks a month, which is a significant discount. When you have as many porn site subscriptions as I do, you have to watch how much you spend on new ones.

The third and cheapest option is a six-month membership for only $99.95, which breaks down to $16.66 a month. This is the one I recommend to my readers. You fuckers aren't amateur masturbators, so you know investing in your future jerk-off sessions is essential. No one wants to be left with their dick in their hand and no porn to watch.

Fuck for your Freedom

It's time to look at some of the content on Airport Bust, starting with "Case #8392374." The video is an hour long and has a ninety-one percent approval rating. The suspect is a brunette in her late teens. She was acting sketchy in the security line, and when questioned about the nature of her travel, she couldn't keep her story straight.

The TSA agents on scene pulled her into the private room for further questioning and a thorough search. As agents asked more questions, it became clear that this bitch was purposefully acting sketchy in the hopes of fucking a TSA agent. Well, this officer was happy to bring her dreams to life by piping her with his man meat.

Next up on the docket, we have "Case #4392371." The suspect is a nineteen-year-old freshman student with blonde hair and a tight body. According to agents on the scene, her luggage appeared to have been tampered with.

Once the suspect was taken into a private room, she became insistent that any suspicious items in her bag must have been placed there by someone else. That would be terrible were it true, but there is currently no evidence pointing to anyone fucking with her bag. Something tells me that whatever is in there is all hers.

While rooting through the luggage, the suspect noticed that the TSA agent working the case was concealing a nine-inch member in his britches. The suspect and agent were able to work out a mutually beneficial deal that let her keep her freedom and let the TSA agent lose his pants.

That brings us to "Case #4392371." The suspect is a nineteen-year-old blond freshman with a petite frame and several visible body mods, including tats and piercings.

According to TSA agents on the scene, the suspect was unable to keep her story straight about how much money she was traveling with. That can often mean a traveler is engaged in human trafficking, weapons trafficking, or drug dealing.

The suspect was highly cooprative, but that doesn't mean the bitch isn't guilty. Therefore she was taken to a private room for further inspection. While in the room, she produced some convincing evidence, all but proving her innocence. This evidence was delivered from her mouth and onto the penis of the TSA agent executing the search protocols. If you ask me, a blow job is always worth a bitches freedom. That's why no one has ever given me the key to a woman's jail cell.

That brings us around to "Case #6584372." The suspect is a sexy young Latin cunt in her early twenties. Agents working the case say that there was ample reason to believe that this bitch was smuggling drugs to sell to impressionable American children. That's a capital offense, right there.

The suspect was an uncooperative bitch throughout the investigation, which required us to move her to a private room in hopes of resolving this case without further incident. 

The suspect was unwilling to budge even as agents turned up the heat. Eventually, the suspect was able to use her charms to move the conversation away from drugs and onto the three holes big enough on her body to accept cock. It's tough to charge a bitch with a crime when she is riding your dick.

Agents did their best to collect evidence that could be used in the court of law, but all of the evidence was soaked in pussy juice and cum by the time it made it to the proper authorities. It's a damn shame, but boy, was it worth it.

No one likes going to the airport, but if I were a corrupt TSA agent, I would love it every single day. Get yourself a little whiff of what it would be like on Airport Bust.

The primary thing that I see Airport Bust is missing is a one-year plan. They offer programs for up to six months, but a man like me is all about that one-year membership.

Have you fuckers even been to an airport before? Probably not. Well, trust me when I say that it's nothing like what is depicted on Airport Bust. Airport Bust is way better.