Muscle Fan

Women with muscles are like kids with guns – it’s weird to think about, but a lot more common than we’d like to admit. Unlike kids with guns, though, women with metaphorical guns are less of a problem and more of an opportunity. They scare me. I’ll be the first to admit it. I’m a relatively strong dude. I got muscles in all the right places. But the thing is, muscles weigh a lot more than fat, skin and the like, especially when you build them up. I like to lift women up and bang them up against walls. I like bending them over and also having them ride me and what not. Usually, this is doable. It’s easy. I don’t have to think very hard. I strip a woman, I lift a woman, I hoist a woman. It’s straightforward stuff and it doesn’t take that much effort.

Lifting a muscled-out babe who weighs three times as much as me, but is also a bit shorter than me, sounds like a nightmare. I’m not kidding when I say that muscle growth really increases a person’s weight. The numbers can get absolutely crazy. I think that when you fuck buff babes, you’re better off just letting them do all the work. Focus on providing a decent hard boner and let them put it where it needs to go, lest you pull a ham string trying to do something you are straight up anatomically incapable of. It’s not worth the embarrassment. Get yourself a powerful giantess and have her rule your world. Be careful with the handjobs, though, please. A properly strong woman has all the strength necessary to yank your penis clean off or just snap it in two with the effort it takes to split a Twinkie.

Fantastical Comics

I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t delay talking about the subject matter for half the goddamn review. Let’s talk about MuscleFan before I forget why we’re here. It’s a comic site, a premium one at that. I can’t say this is a common occurrence. Porn comics are extremely popular and porn comic sites are a dime a dozen, but almost all of them offer free viewing of random comics coming in from different independent creators. The indie artists want exposure, the indie webmasters want views and clicks. It all comes together quite nicely. MuscleFan is going about this whole thing differently.

First of all, this content isn’t randomly thrown in from external sources. These comics are drawn and written by a small number of extremely dedicated artists who not only specialize in comic books, but they’re muscle chick porn enthusiasts, exclusively. If you had asked me about this crap yesterday, I wouldn’t have had any idea that this particular narrow-ass niche even existed. Imagine specializing in muscle chicks. MuscleFan currently holds 197 comics, and they’re charging a premium subscription the way that porn video sites usually do. I call this a daring approach. They believe in the value of what they’re producing and distributing and they want to cash in on it. The upside to this approach is that you get proper quality delivered to you en masse with no ads. It’s all on the up and up. Very professional.

The Muscle Babe Comic Experience

These comics might be coming in from different artists, but there’s clearly an overarching trend of deeper theory and understanding that encompasses all of them. MuscleFan managed to find several talented artists who all share the exact same fetish in the exact same way. The approach to the art, storylines and most importantly, character development, is exactly the fucking same across all of them.

You get giant babes who are muscly, duh. They’re strong. Super strong. Like superheroes. There are men in these comics, though they’re rarely featured on the covers. They play an important role in the action. The girls fuck their brains out. They’re also your self-insert surrogates for the action. One thing I find really interesting is that even though the babes are inherently super strong, the guys are senselessly deflated in order to make the contrast all the more striking. The girls are giant behemoths, towering above any average sized man, but they’re coupled with men who are, for want of a better term, dwarfing under them. The men are abnormally tiny. Hell, in one of these comics I saw a dude who was not just figuratively, but literally deflated. The giant muscle babe had to blow into his cock to inflate him to a decent enough size to bang.

Men Like Being Weak?

This is cookie cutter sex fantasy at its finest. You take a man and a woman, drive a wedge of authoritative inequality between them and push them as far apart as possible. Peter Pan fucking Tinkerbell or Ant-Man being fucked by a literal wasp are just some examples of how this kind of dynamic usually appears in smut.

This kind of pairing doesn’t necessarily have to be about size. You could play around with it more fantastically or use metaphors, but at the end of the day the message is clear. Some fappers like dominating their sexual objects, others like being dominated by them. MuscleFan is a case of the latter in action, across many gorgeous comic books.

Strong Women are Cool

They’re also hot. Very hot. I don’t dig the whole muscly vibe. It ruins the natural curvature of the naked female form. That being said, this smut wasn’t made for me; it was made for you. A lot of men appreciate the muscly form of a properly decked out female body. People have preferences. It’s all good in the hood. I get how you could find these women attractive. Hell, every single bitch in every single comic I saw on MuscleFan had giant tits. They weren’t deformed from all the chest exercises either. They were properly round globes of love and happiness. I’d bury my face in between them any day. I’d be careful shoving my cock in there though, lest it gets smashed in half.

Think fast: What’s better than one buff woman? That’s right, two of them. There are quite a few lesbian themes, scenes and storylines among MuscleFan’s comics and they’re clearly made with love. They’re also clearly made for male masturbation, because no lesbians act like this. Trust me. I’ve done my research. There’s a lot of room here to allow for the main female characters to explore their own sexual adventures and just generally act like superheroes. The storylines fit the muscle fetishism nicely.

Worth Getting Into

Between the quality of the comics, the dedication of the artists and the overall excellence of the site, I’m blown away. I didn’t really see myself saying this, but I wholeheartedly recommend MuscleFan. This place is worth paying for. I know it’s a weird and generally unpopular fetish, but for those who genuinely love buff women and interesting comics, it’s a fucking godsend. I don’t see how they could get dethroned by another similar site. It’s just not possible. Everything on MuscleFan has been dialed up to 11.

The storylines really stand out, too. They’re original and inspired, with unpredictable twists and turns and relatable fictional environments. Relatable, as in, reminiscent of shit you’ve seen before. They’re not everyday occurrences. Plus, the stories tend to acknowledge the fact that these bitches are gigantic. They don’t randomly take place in universe where women just happen to be Amazon queens. Instead, the story includes references to their size as well as their muscle growth. They mix all this in with magical or sci-fi elements with a lot of variety. Plus, most of these stories are episodic, giving you every reason to keep going. You could also fap once to one comic, then come back when you’re ready to go again and see how the story continues. It’s a fantastic way to fap.

Fork Over the Dough

Pay these babes. Pay them now. Throw your money at the computer screen and unlock fast bulk downloads of all of this content. Get yourself some high-resolution pin-ups as a bonus. Fap on the go, on your phone, or kick back and relax at your PC. These comics can’t be matched in quality or quantity, especially if you’re a picky fapper who wants to see muscly babes and nothing but.

This place is going to cost you $20 a month, at which rate you could probably just download all of their comics and fap to them for months to come. If you want something more long term, in expectation of new releases, they’ve got a 3-month subscription for $40 and a 12-month option for $100. I think that’s fair enough, honestly. The discount is also pretty decent. All in all, this place has been a delight. Dive the fuck in.