Gloryhole Secrets

This bad boy’s a classic. GloryHoleSecrets is a porn website true to its name. They keep it simple. They do it well. You get to see countless gloryhole shots with gorgeous babes who suck the cocks dry and flaunt the loads. These babes were made for sucking. You can tell they’re enjoying themselves. It’s like a sport to them. I always like seeing these kinds of perfect babes really focusing on the cock. They do their best work when they’re goal oriented. Plus, it’s nice to see women actually doing work. Normally, in professional porn, babes just sort of sit there while they get plowed. On the one hand, it reminds me of real life, on the other, it bothers me to no end. If I’m paying for porn, I’m paying for the babes. I want to actually see the babes perform. That’s exactly what GloryHoleSecrets is all about.

I’ve reviewed a lot of gloryhole themed sites in my past and few of them left as lasting an impression as this one. It’s not that they’re doing anything particularly original or special. It’s standard gloryhole smut. It’s just done right, you know? It’s uncomplicated and straightforward. There are money shots all-over the place and the cameraman knows exactly what to zoom in on. I’m seeing exactly what I want to see and not a single thing more. If I’m going to be paying for a premium website, I want to get this kind of premium treatment, especially if that premium website is trying to sell me on a singular type of performance. Blowjob sites should have blowjobs. Anal sites should have anal and gloryhole sites should show me the utter decimation of the female mouth, preferably through a smile.

Top Notch Quality

The videos on GloryHoleSecrets are all clearly recent. They’re filmed using modern cameras and through modern standards of quality. There’s a team behind the camera making sure everything’s up to code. I can’t guarantee this, of course – these videos could be shot by one guy in a basement somewhere, but I’m doing sleuth work. I don’t think one guy has what it takes to pull off this level of pristine quality. The visual fidelity is so high that if you look into the eyes of any of these girls you can see the disappointment in her father’s soul. That’s how crisp we’re talking here. Porn doesn’t get any better than this.

If you’re the kind of guy who hesitates to pay for porn, on the off chance you might get gipped out of your hard-earned cash for something subpar, well, you can lay your concerns to rest with GloryHoleSecrets. These guys put the money to good use. They hire the hottest babes and they set up the hottest scenes. I found it painfully easy to fap to each and every one of these scenes, without exception. I like how they don’t feature any unnecessary cuts. The whole action is there, from beginning to end. You’re basically watching a cock milking tutorial, except you don’t have to see any part of the guy, well, except for the cock. This kind of porn really does solve the issue of men in porn for me. I don’t want to see men, but I want the girls to suck cock. Bingo. Enter GloryHoleSecrets.

Amazing Babes

You won’t be recognizing any of these babes. Sorry. I did some digging and if I’ve got my reading glasses on in the right direction, this is a Canadian company. Can’t say I see a lot of Canadian porn in my line of work. Anyways, the Canadians have come in clutch with some of the hottest babes I’ve seen in a long time. I didn’t recognize any of these faces or any of the tits. This turned out to be a good thing. It’s refreshing to see new faces in porn. I know the triple A starlets that pretty much run this business are a staple of porn and all that, but what’s wrong with seeing some new perfect 10s? There are more than enough perfectly hot babes out there. Why not check out some new ones?

You can tell that the casting behind GloryHoleSecrets is very stringent. All of these girls have perfect bodies and cute faces. All of them are perfect for porn. Plus, they all seem to have the same dedication to sucking cock. GloryHoleSecrets must cultivate a pretty healthy workplace environment for the babes to be this relaxed and happy during filming. Sucking cock for an hour for work can’t be easy. It takes a talented studio to really make the girls feel at home and comfortable, so that they can really give it their all. That’s the kind of devotion to smut I’m seeing here. It’s all around fantastic.

Closeups and Zooms

I mentioned that the cameraman behind these videos really knows what you want to see. Beyond the wider shots in which you get to see the babe’s body, you also get a lot of handy close-ups in which you can really experience the drool and precum oozing all over the girl’s face. She gets all kinds of wet and sloppy. These blowjobs are next level. They almost look surreal. The girls really know how to keep the wetness going. I’ve received a lot of blowjobs so I can tell you firsthand, it’s not easy to cultivate this much spit and keep it going throughout. The girls throat the cocks and you get to see the point of entry nice and clear. You can count the damn spit bubbles if you’d like.

Then, there’s the cumshots and oh dear God are these some of the best cumshots I’ve ever seen in porn. The girls suck the cocks dry, but they never swallow before they’re given permission by the director and I am very grateful for that. They scoop up every last drop of cum from the cocks and they show it off for you. You get up close and person with their mouths and you can see the nice glob of jizz they’re lovingly holding on to. They smile, they laugh, sometimes they even gargle. Eventually, they get the green light and they swallow it all. It’s a final reward for a job well done. They seem really proud of themselves.

Pricing Makes Sense

I’ve been seeing this exact same price point repeating on a lot of premium websites lately, especially in the Americas. 30 days for $30, 1 year for $100. It’s a simple enough discount and I think it works pretty well. There’s also a trial membership for 3 days that costs $5, but it rebills as a monthly subscription when it runs out so be careful not to let it expire. Cancel it on time. It’s a great way to test out the content and see if you like it. I always appreciate these kinds of trial tiers. They don’t outright state it on the pricing page, but I’m pretty sure they won’t let you download the content under the trial tier. They probably just let you stream that shit.

The rest of the tiers, though, definitely let you download all the smut you want, straight to your PC. I wasn’t able to test their download speeds just yet, but I’m sure it’s perfectly serviceable stuff. As long as you get to keep the smut that’s a part of the subscription, you get a gold star from me. Plus, these videos do fall under the type of porn that one would appreciate watching several times over. Why stream them twice if you could just download them? This goes doubly if you have a favorite. That being said, if you’re on a gigabit connection with no bandwidth limitations, the world’s your oyster. I leave it to you.

Totally Worth Your Time

You know I’m a picky fapper. I don’t give out glowing recommendations if I don’t actually mean it. GloryHoleSecrets takes the cake. I have no regrets. I fapped to this content three times before reviewing this site and I’ll be back for three more after I’m done. The girls are thirsty, the cocks are… well, they’re cocks. What can I say about the cocks? Some of them are circumcised? Who cares?

The chicks are off the hook, the dicks are present and loaded and the people behind the camera know what they’re doing. Plus, the site is optimized to hell and back and you get a decent preview of the action long before you’ve signed up for a subscription. I also made sure to try this bad boy on my phone just in case and it looked even better than on PC. Granted, I’m really proud of my phone, but the point stands. This is a fantastic website and I can’t overstate it. I hope you enjoy GloryHoleSecrets as much as I did.