FartDom

Fart Dom! Would you like a near-infinite supply of fart fetishism videos that may or may not be too gross for this world? Get therapy. Go to a therapist and tell her that you are aroused at the idea of having a woman sit on your face and let farts rip over and over again while you pass out from lack of oxygen. Maybe your therapist can help you. Maybe you can make a change. Maybe you can turn into a real boy and have normal aspirations, you goddamn weirdo. Alternatively, if therapy can’t rescue you and you’re just too far gone down the fart fetishism rabbit hole, consider FartDom. This is a fantastically disgusting website.

The first thing you should notice about FartDom is that you’ll be immediately redirected to Clips4Sale, because that’s where these videos are hosted. That site provides services for studios who don’t want to own their own websites for whatever reason. I don’t know the ins and outs of their arrangement, but suffice it to say that even though you’re on Clips4Sale, we’re still very much talking about the smut work of FartDom and everything they’ve achieved over the years. And boy, has it been many years. This shit’s insane. They’ve got videos dating back to 2009. That’s a century in porn production years. Jump to the last results page if you’d like to take a nostalgia blast to the face. Shit looks so retro it’s insane. I know that 2009 was an advanced age and all that, but there’s no comparison between that smut and the 4K polished shit we’re used to seeing today.

A Huge Collection

My hatred for farts aside, there’s much to be said about FartDom’s overall devotion to their fetish and the success that they’ve had over the years. They started over a decade ago and they’re still going strong. They’re making too many videos to keep up with and I doubt any one of you could watch all of these videos beginning to end.

There’s too many of them. Lord knows how they were even recorded in the first place. That being said, this is easily their greatest asset. Sure, the porn quality is also relevant and I’ll dive into that too, but consider the fact that if you’re a fart fetishist, this destination alone gives you an entire decade’s worth of hyper-focused smut. It’s all dedicated to fart domination. That’s female on male domination, not the other way around. That would make no sense.

Paying Individually Sucks

I wish there was a way to enjoy this entire collection of videos for some kind of primo subscription package like a $100 yearly sub or something. Unfortunately, there are no available subscriptions on this site. None at all. Instead, because this is Clips4Sale, you can buy any one of these videos individually. This is a terrible deal. What’s the point of having literal thousands of videos if every single one is billed individually? Five videos on this site cost as much as a monthly subscription to a premium porn website. This is ludicrous.

Sure, it’s better to own a video for life than to have a temporary subscription, but most porn sites these days let you download the smut, so what the fuck is going on here? Do FartDom really believe that their videos are so irreplaceable and precious that people will be bending over backwards to pay for this smut? I don’t believe it. I can’t believe it. Hell, even rich people shouldn’t be pissing away $5 a pop for thousands of smut videos. It makes no sense. It would be a nightmare just getting the damn things in your cart. There’s no option to mass buy or mass download them. It’s a goddamn embarrassment. If you want one video, you’re set. If you want several, you should probably go fuck yourself. I hate this approach to clip sales.

Video Quality Varies

What do you expect from a website that’s been around for longer than Instagram? The video quality varies, because camera quality improved over the years. Quality standards for porn studios have also gone way up, now that it’s much more affordable to film in a high resolution with a proper light and camera setup. The videos from 2009 look like potato cam versions of the smut that came out this year. The vibes are the same, the exposition is the same, the farts are equally pungent from what I can tell – they nailed the formula at the start and they’ve kept with it.

The resolutions have gone up, of course and so has the overall video clarity. Initially they uploaded content in 360p and 480p. Today, the standard’s 720p. You might be confused about the double posted videos. Every recent video appears twice in a row. That’s because they’re selling all of these videos as two different versions with different resolutions. This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. If you buy a video in 720p you should also get it in 360p, but alas, it doesn’t work like that on FartDom. If you want to nab both resolutions of the same clip, you pay twice. That’s the way the cookie crumbles. I swear, whoever is behind this business model needs to have their balls shaved with shards of broken glass. Either that or they need sense knocked into them. Sheesh.

Thirst for Gas

All the dudes on FartDom give me strong convict vibes with their beaten up faces and their various shady tattoos. I’m not surprised. You have to be a pretty fucked up kind of guy in order to inhale buttloads of farts. And no, it doesn’t matter that they’re female farts – they’re still basically toxic for you. It’s one thing to smell a fart from a distance, but inhaling this crap could knock you the fuck out. It’s a terrible idea.

That being said, this is the internet. Half of all fetishes are based around terrible ideas. As long as it’s not illegal, it’s a fetish and there will be countless people standing passionately behind it. I would assume that FartDom have been making a killing for many years, given that they’re this successful and they’re not slowing their roll at all. That implies thousands if not tens of thousands of regular customers coming in for more fart inhalation videos. I’m sickened, but curious.

Ugly Ladies Love to Dominate

The bitches on this site vary from barely fuckable to extreme butterfaces. Some of them have half-decent bodies, but seriously, these bitches are no-one’s first choice. You can tell they really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find willing recruits for this fetish. It doesn’t make a lot of sense when you think about it, though. I mean, the dudes I understand – they have to inhale farts. But the chicks, they only have to fart and get eaten out. That’s not exactly hard. So, why are most of these girls bottom of the barrel material? They’re not even B-tier, they’re straight up ugly.

I found it very hard to fap to these videos, not just because of the farting fetish, which I can easily look past, but because I straight up would not want to fuck these babes. I can’t hide it. I’ve fapped to some real banged up women, but these bitches really push me hard. Once in a blue moon you’ll find a bitch worth fucking, but you have to skip many pages to get to her. Just for your information, most of the women on this site are African American. No, that has nothing to do with my opinions on their looks – the white women are ugly as well. Everyone’s ugly here except for the occasional diamond in the rough.

Any Hope for FartDom?

Of course. They haven’t stayed afloat for this long by being completely useless. You can go through the library and at least try to find something worth watching. It won’t be easy, but it’s doable. If you’re a diehard fart fetishist and you also care for your women to be dominating, then you’ll most likely find something likable on here. You will, however have to look very hard. I’m sorry, but it’s the truth. Skip across entire pages until something catches your eye.

As for the pricing, well, one video is cheap, but buying several at a time will in fact bankrupt you. Just be responsible. Buy one video, jack off to it, then come back for one more. There’s no need to stock up on paid videos. It’s great for business, but not great for your wallet.