FaceSittingMoms

FaceSitting Moms! What’s up, you marvelous meat masher!? You’ve got a naughty little secret, don’t you? That’s right, I know! You secretly wanna fuck your mom! Haha! Don’t worry. You’ll get no judgment here! It’s fucking weird, but you’re not alone! There are plenty of guys out there who wanna fuck their moms! But most don’t actually get to, and most don’t actually want to… They just like the idea of it. SOME actually do fuck their moms! Haha! 

Oh, you’re surprised? I once saw a private Facebook group where a bunch of moms talked about how they gave their sons “free use”. That means those degenerate bastards got to fuck their moms whenever they liked! Could you imagine that? You’re getting just hard thinking about it, aren’t you? You sick fuck! Haha! Well, unlike those lucky little bastards, your mom isn’t THAT much of a slut. So, you’ll have to settle for jacking off to MILFs online who are!

Luckily for you, there are plenty of them! Today, we’re exploring territories that every man wishes to find! Inside of a bitch’s legs! That’s right! I’m talking about Face-sitting! And today, we’re going to Facesittingmoms.com to get it. 

This site has a collection of MILFS you won’t find anywhere else specifically dedicated to sitting on guys’ faces until they’re satisfied. And you may not want to leave until you’re satisfied! Don’t get me wrong, though… This isn’t gonna be one of those shining reviews I love to give. In fact, this one’s a little “meh”. 

I mean, in my opinion, any porn is good porn. But I wouldn’t blame you if you skipped over this. If you’re into fantasies of slutty MILFS giving guys a face full of muff, this might be for you! Just expect to pay an unnecessary fee for kind-of-okay content. 

Pure Wet Mommy Dreams

Facesittingmoms.com is a pretty unique site with an even more unique web design. And when I say “unique”, I mean it looks like it was thrown together by a drunk teenager using basic HTML and 2012 DreamWeaver! Seriously, I don’t think I could find a more “I didn’t get paid to make this site” if I fucking tried! 

The only thing this site’s got going for it is that it doesn’t really look like any other site. That would be more of a compliment if it wasn’t for the fact that no one really makes sites like this anymore. Seriously, why couldn’t you just use WordPress? Well, at least you won’t have to deal with ads… That’s right. You know what that means. This is an exclusively paid site! But we’ll get to that later. 

When you land on Face Sitting Moms, you’ll find a large banner of mature sluts smothering a guy’s face with her muff! Yeah, I bet just the thought of that is getting you off! Hold on, tiger! There’s more! When you scroll down, you’ll find an uninterrupted list of MILFs advertised with their own body of pictures. It won’t take you long to figure out that these aren’t exactly professionals. That’s right! These ladies are the real fucking deal! You’ll actually be beating off to someone’s mom! You’ve gotta be paying for something, right? 

That’s pretty much all there is. Yup. It’s really that underwhelming. The featured models don’t even come with a video preview — just a collage of photos and a description below. Who the fuck would want to pay for that?? You’ve got to let your users know at least a little of what they’ll be paying for! Well, if you’re looking for a preview of the action, there’s a little icon at the top left. It looks like a useless pop-up, but it’s the only action you’ll be getting from this site as a guest user. 

Once you click the icon, you’ll receive a download containing a preview of all the muff-smothering, MILF goodness any mom-crazy freak would want to pay for! 

Jerking Off To Real Moms

There’s a pretty respectable list of a handful of MILF models on facesittingmoms.com. You can tell that these ladies are of the breed we love! True, bonafide hoes who do it for the love of the game! Not even age can hold these babes back! I’ll say this right now; I’m not a huge fan of this site. But one of the few things it’s got going for it is the collection of MILFS you won’t find anywhere else! There’s something special about jerking off to sluts that most people get the chance to see. 

And if you’re a special kind of pervert, there’s something special about knowing she’s someone’s actual mom! Haha! The models featured here range from your typical “ride a hatchback to the grocery store” kind of MILF. The ones that you wouldn’t look twice at, but if she offered to suck you off, all of your teenage fantasies would come rushing back. 

Then there are the kind of models you WOULD give a second glance! The type of MILF that’d make you check her ring finger to see if she’s fair game! I’d say there’s a balance of both kinds of these mature models to enjoy. The only catch is $24.95. Yup! If you’re looking to get off to mature sluts who most likely upload their slutiness as a hobby, you’re gonna have to increase your porn budget yet again!

For $24.95 per month, you’ll get to enjoy videos of 37-year-old Melita from the Czech Republic completely crushing a guy’s face with her pussy! I mean, I haven’t seen a mature babe look this good in a tube dress and stilettos! That kind of dress is a slut favorite! There’s nothing in between you and that pussy. You can watch this bitch just hike that motherfucker up and go to town on this lucky bastard’s face!

Speaking of lucky bastards, I swear they’re using one guy for all of these videos! After going through a list of these girls, I’ve noticed the same fucking guy under each of these bitches’ asses! Talk about fucking lucky! 

They really tried to save as much money as they could on casting! This lucky son of a bitch must have stuck his face in a whole cast of mature pussy! And he probably got paid for it too! And you’ll be paying to watch him with a gang of sluts riding his face! Just try not to let the envy make you lose your boner, haha!

What I Liked

There’s nothing like jacking off to a slut you know only a handful of guys get to see. And it’s even more exciting knowing that it’s someone’s mom! Somewhere out there, there’s a guy or girl that has no idea that their mom gets off to strangers getting off to them fucking other dudes! Maybe the price is a little steep for what you’re getting, but that alone is enough to pay for! 

These sluts are as authentic as it gets too! You won’t find these MILFS anywhere online! So, you’re really getting an experience most people won’t! The internet truly is a great place, huh? 

What I Didn’t Like

The site claims to update regularly, but this shit hasn’t been updated since fucking 2020. Seriously… the latest post you’ll find was posted in fucking 2020. The sites all but shut down. I haven’t come across a platform as inactive as this in a long fucking time. I mean, at this point, just take away the subscription fee! 

There are links to forums, blogs, and a Twitter page related to this site, and none of those things even advertise the fucking site anymore! The forum you’re directed to has one forum linked with the title “facesittingmom.com” and the forum is completely empty! I don’t think it’s been updated since 2015! Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind pay for an inactive service? That alone is a reason to give this site a hard pass. 

Tips From ThePornDude

Close the site. That’s my tip. Seriously, either update the site with SOME form of content or just close the thing. The main page doesn’t even look like something designed in the past decade! Not only do you not update with new content at all (let alone regularly), but you’re expecting users to pay for it?? I wouldn’t even be surprised if the developers just forgot this site fucking existed. 

If you want to see any kind of increased activity on this site, it would be best just to remove the subscription fee. Sure, it would make these lovely MILFS a little less exclusive, but are they even old enough to care at this point? 

Conclusion

If you’re willing to pay for REAL MILFS to fulfill all of your face-sitting fantasies, then facesittingmoms.com isn’t a bad place to stop. You’ll be beating off to mature muffs you couldn’t find anywhere else online. Unfortunately, that’s as good as it gets. The content isn’t exactly anything special, and the site hasn’t been updated in two years. But if you’re really craving some exclusive face-sitting action from someone’s ACTUAL mom, you’re only a few clicks away!