CFNMeu

Literal abbreviations might make for shitty looking URLs, but I love it when a porn site cuts to the chase right from the title. CFNMEU or Clothed Female Naked Male EU is a European site that deals in… I’m not even gonna bother. You can read. The acronym is stupid, but perfect, as it tells you all you need to know about the damn place. 99% of the marketing is in the name. The first downside is that they’re kind of indirectly implying that they’re the only porn site in the world that does this sort of thing, which obviously isn’t true. Still, it’s not the first time a porn site names itself after the exact fetish they’re playing with, so it’ll fly just fine. I personally like the simplicity. The other downside with CFNMEU lies in the fetish itself.

Kinda Gay Though

When you’ve got clothed females and naked males on screen, it’s kind of obvious and a given that the objects of sexual idolization in the videos are the men, not the women. Oh sure, you can fap to these videos as a straight man and get off to the idea of being fondled by a clothed woman while you’re nude. I’ve actually had sex, fully nude, with a clothed woman before and it’s pretty dank. I wouldn’t call it better than average, but it’s certainly a nice and fun way to mix things up.

This fetish kind of converts the male into a sexual object while taking attention away from the female. The female in the scene serves to use and abuse the male, as if he were a sex toy. It can be fun to feel like a sex toy for one evening. And, for some people, this kind of passion runs deep. There are dudes out there who want to be the sex object far more often than once in a while. That’s why we’ve got sites like CFNMEU, to bring the clothed female, naked male fetish to fappers worldwide and all this in extremely high definition. It’s great stuff.

The Boys are Primed and Ready

This site, like many other of its kind, is part of a network. You’ve got a big studio behind these productions who are naturally trying to churn out as much porn as they can with the boys and girls that they’ve hired. They don’t focus on one fetish alone. They use these pornstars for a bunch of different innovative plays, fetishes and passions. This is all well and good, but we’re hitting a bit of a snag.

The main roster of people on CFNMEU is comprised of hot young nubile boys. They’re the male counterparts to the nubile bitches you usually see in western porn, except these are European boys. They’re cute and young-looking. Some of them exude Chad energy, but for the most part these are proper twinks. I'm talking clean shaven, carefully plucked, waxed, tweezed, skinny wannabe muscle boys. They’re every gay bear’s dream. You see where I’m going with this?

Inevitably, It Gets Really Gay

When you’ve got this many perfect candidates for gay porn, you can’t not make gay porn. It would be fiscally irresponsible to waste this talent on cumshots and blowjobs, especially when they’re clearly working hard to look hot all-around. Some of these dudes have better asses than the average pornstar. No, saying that does not make me gay. Real recognizes real. Not that I have a great ass or whatever. I mean, I might, I just haven’t checked, because I don’t care. But these boys have great asses, for boys I mean. Shut up, I’m not gay.

Scroll down the home page on CFNMEU, past the main porn they’re serving and check out their other productions. It’s all gay porn. You get to see tons of hot dudes with huge cocks fucking other hot dudes with even bigger cocks. This place is the ultimate gay fantasy. It begs the question: Why the fuck am I reviewing this place as a straight site to begin with? Well, because CFNMEU is actually perfectly straight in every way. The other channels are gay, sure, but this one isn’t. They’re close, but not quite the same and you just have to contend with it. If you want to enjoy CFNMEU’s content, you have to look past the occasional gay shit and jump into the videos you want to see, directly. I’m sorry.

Molesting The Man

The best part of CFNMEU’s content are the videos that feature naked dudes being molested by clothed babes, thoroughly, in casual scenarios. They’ll be hanging out at home; the dude will have his clothes on and when the chick arrives, he gets really submissive. She orders him to strip, his clothes come flying off and then the action starts. The babe starts exploring his body like he’s an actual fucking sex toy. She sucks his cock, jerks it a bit, shoves fingers and toys in his asshole and mixed and matches these kinds of activities at random.

What I like about this approach is that the girls are clearly not trying to satisfy the guy as much as they’re trying to just dick him around. I’ve seen millions of blowjobs and handjobs and I’m telling you, these are not intended to be satisfying. They’re intended to be fun for the chick. The guy is lucky to get satisfaction, but he is not promised any satisfaction. His job is to sit there and be a good boy. This is fantastic dommy mommy shit. If you like being dominated by strong women, this is the smut for you.

The Solo Content

For reasons that are truly beyond me, around half of the content on CFNMEU features solo expositions of the dudes that are otherwise featured in the paired-up videos. So… you get bonus content in the form of solo dude smut, which is gay porn. This confuses the hell out of me. Gay men don’t like women in their porn. The main content on this site features women abusing men, so it doesn’t fit under gay porn. But the solo action is only appropriate for gay men or straight women, or really anyone who likes naked dudes. I doubt that straight dudes could ever possibly enjoy these clips. I’m getting strong bisexual vibes. That’s the only way this smut could work.

If you happen to be bisexual, and a male and submissive as fuck, then this site is going to feel like the perfect fapping destination for you. No kidding. These dudes are gorgeous, the babes are cute enough. Their bodies don’t matter much, since you never get to see them. The solo videos are very well recorded. They remind me of the kind of shit you see with babes on Sapphic Erotica or IFeelMyself. You know, a delicate and soft exposition of the human form. Except, here they do that with dudes, not chicks.

A Misplaced Diamond

I don’t believe that calling CFNMEU a clothed female naked male site is enough to categorize the site for fappers who are looking around for something new. As a straight male who likes being subdued by babes, you might be fooled into thinking that this place is perfect for you. God, forbid you dive into one of the videos on here originally produced by Str8Hell. Some of the videos on CFNMEU are sourced from that site, from older videos. There’s nothing wrong with acquiring other sites’ videos and peddling them forward, I’m fine with that. The problem is that Str8Hell doesn’t actually do CFNM exclusively – they do gay punishment with multiple men. Oh sure, the videos have babes in them, but they’re not the kind of babes you can fap to. Hell, they’re almost never in focus. What the fuck are you supposed to do with this?

Like I said, the only way to enjoy the entire site is to be a bisexual male. Everyone else is going to feel a bit off. You’ll either be bothered or confused. Either way, it’s annoying and doesn’t really encourage you to sign up for a paid subscription. That’s the final nail in the coffin. You can’t be expected to pay for these videos if included in the price is a gigantic bundle of gay porn that you didn’t ask for.

Pricing

Let’s keep this part simple, shall we? 1 month, $30. 3 months, $16.65. 6 months, $13.33. you can also get a 1 month renewing subscription for $20 a month. Simple enough. The pricing doesn’t bother me. If you pay for the six-monthly package, it’s cheap as shit. But you’re mostly just paying for gay porn.

I’m not judging. If you like the men on this site, by all means, sign up. For what it’s worth, the videos are indeed very well made. Plus, the previews for these videos are available for free, without any limits, so you can test the place thoroughly before you make any decision. Good luck.