Cuffed Teens

Girls playing with handcuffs sounds so innocent, right? This is the tagline of cuffedteens.com, the fetish website I will be reviewing today. Yep, the tagline sounds classy and all that, but did you really think that I was gonna choose some girly, vanilla website to present?! C'mon now, you know me better than that! Cuffedteens.com is kinky, wicked, pervy, hot, and unique. You'll have to spend a couple of minutes reading this review to the end, and then I am gonna let you enjoy these perverted chicks! Let's get this shit over with! Andale!

This joint has been around for twelve years

Yes, that's right, and I am not mentioning this lightly. Attracting members for years and years is not an easy job, especially in the oversaturated adult market that counts millions of similar websites. Cuffedteens.com obviously beat the competition, and today has one great victory to celebrate - they are getting a review from me! What makes cuffedteens.com stand out? First of all, cuffedteens.com is a clean, well-organized website with big-ass thumbnails that are sure to catch anyone's attention.

Cuffedteens.com is a premium website, meaning that thumbnails are all that you're gonna see as a visitor. To unlock the content for downloading, you'll have to sign-up and choose a membership plan. If you go with the credit card payment option, the price for a monthly plan will be €19.99 and €55 for ninety days. There is also this Send Cash option where the prices are slightly different - €15 for 30 days and €40 for a 90-days membership plan. In both cases, you can rest assured that your private data won't be revealed to third parties. Nobody is gonna find out that you are a pervy, always-horny fucker!

Here comes the juicy part

Now, when I got the whole membership ordeal out of the way, I am ready to turn my attention to naughty sluts. The homepage alone was enough for me to realize that cuffedteens.com is a diverse place featuring both teen and slightly older hotties. Asian chicks, redheads, ebony goddesses, naughty blondes, and big-titted mamas..all of them under one virtual roof! As the website's name suggests, all of these ladies were handcuffed, sometimes behind their backs, sometimes to some weird suspension chains hanging from ceilings. All of them were unable to move their hands! End of story!

Models are amateurs, but they look damn fine! Most of them are in their early and mid-twenties. Vixens are natural, with only a couple of alt chicks that fit into the theme perfectly. At the time of this review, cuffedteens.com counted 190 models. I kinda expected to see bios, but all I got to see once I clicked on a model was a full list of her movies. However, once you get the hang of things around here, you will be able to enter the model's name as a keyword in the search box to filter the content.

The thing I appreciated the most

The first noteworthy fact is that one new video is uploaded to cuffedteens.com every Wednesday. Finding a fetish website that boasts weekly updates is not as easy as it sounds. I mean, you need to find a hot girl who is willing to show her body, put her in handcuffs, shoot the porn, deal with the production, sound, and similar shit. Not an easy job, despite the hordes of fuckers who think that making porn is the world's easiest job! Think again, losers!

Another thing I appreciated was the neat layout. For example, the Archive list with the year located in the right section of the homepage is great for a number of reasons. Yeah, this list might work as a filtering tool, but then again, that would mean that you need to know the release year of your favorite porn. However, the best thing about the Archive is that it shows that cuffedteens.com has been in the biz since 2009, and visitors are more likely to turn into members if they know that they will be paying for an experienced, well-known page. Nobody goes premium on shady, crappy joints, right?!

The thing that I wasn't very appreciative of

Shit happens! Just because a website is a premium, that doesn't mean that it is perfect. Sometimes the hottest of chicks are lousy in bed, and sometimes, ugly-ass hoes blow dongs like champs. Well, cuffedteens.com is the kind of chick that is a young, elegant nymphet that covers her mouth while laughing at your dirty jokes, but once you get inside, she shows you her latex panties and a twinkling asshole. But this chick doesn't say much. She bores the shit out of you, but you put up with it. Cuffedteens.com is simple but too fucking simple! Say something about yourself, cuffedteens.com! Anything!

I understand that cuffedteens.com is a premium website that doesn't have to rely on titles to get more views. These kinds of websites tend to opt for artistic, unique titles that usually don't say shit about the type of the video. I mean, what the fuck does "Home alone in a fiddle" means? The title is witty, I guess, but it's not exactly something that would make visitors say, "Hey, I want to join this place!"! 

The only way to contact cuffedteens.com is via email. However, the website does encourage members to leave comments below vids and give suggestions, all of that in an effort to show their members that they do care for their opinion. A nice touch!

The size of this fetish collection

At the time of this review, cuffedteens.com counted 640+ videos and the same number of galleries. Of course, you won't have to worry about grainy videos and shitty photos with a website of this kind. Everything is nice, clean and hot. Although it's great that cuffedteens.com boasts a collection of a decent size, it's a sort of a problem. Namely, the bigger the website, the more filtering tools members need. Just because the content is a fetish, in this case, the focus is on handcuffs/bondage, that doesn't mean that members don't need tools to find the content of their liking. What happened with tags? 

On the other hand, the Members section might help members to find videos and galleries more easily because the thumbnails are smaller when compared to the homepage ones, making it easier to browse through the whole collection fast and easy. Another sad thing is that the tour page is as uninformative as it gets, which might be very discouraging to anyone who doesn't have the nerves to find the website's review somewhere on the internet before he gives up.

Join an affiliate program to earn some cash

Another page that doesn't talk shit about how things work! The whole point of having a website is to promote your content and inform people about all the possibilities as much as possible! What if someone doesn't know shit about affiliate marketing?! Now I am getting pissed! You know what?! I am gonna end this review as fast as possible before I go all insane and start swearing (which I never do)! How much money will you earn once you sign-up as an affiliate? I don't fucking know because cuffedteens.com was too lazy to note that fact!

Basically, you sign-up, which is usually free, and then get promo tools with your code in them. In this case, it's a banner that you get, and then you put it on your website. In simple words, every time a member joins cuffedteens.com, you get a share of the cash. The commission rate is something that you will need to check with cuffedteens.com by sending them an email. Before you do that, think about whether you have what it takes to promote a fetish website. Are the visitors coming to your page likely to subscribe to a fetish joint? The whole promotion ordeal needs to make sense if you want to succeed!

Not much left to say

And, there you have it. I have presented another fetish page to you guys in the hopes of helping you find the website of your dreams. No matter what you do, don't judge a book by its cover! Cuffedteens.com is a fine website with lots of fetish content and lots of experience in the adult biz. Give it a shot! There's not much to lose, really! See ya soon!