AlohaTube Amputee

This fetish is the definition of less is more. The less there is of a woman, the more perverts on the web want to jack off to her solo masturbation videos. I don’t understand the natural appeal of amputee porn. It’s not evolutionary or whatever. It’s just a kink, plain and simple. This leads me to wonder about whether amputee fetishism even counts as a proper fetish. I’m not the judge of all things fetishistic; I just want to know whether you fucks actually give a shit about this amputee smut or if you’re just fapping to it for kicks. We may never know. So, we move on and find new amputee porn to jack off to. Today, we’re looking at AlohaTube. Strap yourselves in, it’s going to be a wild ride.

I tried checking out one of the videos on AlohaTube’s amputee section, on the very first page. It looked kind of hot. It led me to PornHub, where the video was originally posted and as it turns out, the video wasn’t there anymore. It said, and I quote: “Video Disabled”. This made me laugh way harder than it should have, given the context. At first, I thought it was some sick inside joke, but no the video was in fact disabled. Still, it was great for a chuckle. Jokes aside, I don’t like that AlohaTube had a dead link on top of the very first results page, but what are you going to do? I guess they don’t automatically check the video links after they’ve been posted so they just linger here. It makes me wonder though, about how long the video was up here before it got disabled on PornHub.

External Linked Videos

If the above paragraph didn’t make it abundantly clear, the content on AlohaTube doesn’t come from AlohaTube themselves. It’s aggregated from external sources like PornHub and XHamster. This is a very popular method used by a lot of porn tubes. It’s a great way to rake in the content from various different sources, for better results and an overall increase in quality and quantity. The more variety you have for the choosing, the better the chances are that you’ll find something enjoyable to fap to. When your fetish is this fucked up, having a lot of choices is a good thing. They say beggars can’t be choosers and being a fan of amputee porn definitely puts you in the beggar category and yet you get a lot of choice on AlohaTube, so for that they get a gold star from me.

On the flip side, having content brought in from a ton of different sources all centered around one narrow fetish like this one means that you’re going to get a ton of garbage results that you didn’t ask for. People don’t end up with amputations by choice – it’s always an unexpected and unfortunate matter. Therefore, the amputees that end up doing porn are making the best out of a bad situation. I know it might sound overly judgmental, but this is how I see it. This leads to a very simple bottom line. – Most of the babes on here are fucking ugly and it’s not their fault. They didn’t ask for the amputation and they didn’t ask to be born ugly. It’s just how human nature works.

Sexy Stumps

Luckily, there are a few rare gems here and there, usually in the form of babes that are missing one or both legs. I don’t know why leg amputations seem to be more common among pretty babes on AlohaTube, but I’m making that observation. There are more legless bitches than armless bitches on AlohaTube. I’m seeing a few hot ones here and there and yes; I would bang each and every one of them. It would be weird not to stare at the stump, but I could always close my eyes and pretend, right?

I’m guessing that you guys are very interested in staring at the stumps intentionally. I’m not sure where the arousal comes from. It’s not like you could fuck a stump. Then again, you can’t fuck feet either, but that doesn’t stop people from jacking off to them. What I’m trying to say is that I’m under the assumption that it’s the amputation itself that carries some sort of point of arousal for people such as yourself. Stumps are hot, and all that. To that end, you’ll notice a pattern among these videos. Few of them actually feature proper fucking or masturbation. This is pretty damn strange.

Hard Cocks, Soft Stumps

Don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty of penis in vagina action as well, but there’s such an abundance of non-sexual content that people are here to fap to that it’s kind of astounding. It really reminds me of foot fetishism in that in those videos as well, chicks just sort of lounge around. Dudes who are into feet love this shit. The feet are the focal point so there’s no need for vaginas or tits. The same concept seems to apply here. I’m seeing a ton of videos that show amputee bitches just sort of casually existing in their realm. They move from room to room. They lounge in their beds. Sometimes they even go for a walk outside. This shit’s painfully uneventful.

Ok, let’s talk about the hardcore penetration. There’s plenty of that too. My favorite among these is the smut that features amputee babes being plowed by dudes. In those videos, the girls take center stage. Like I mentioned above, missing legs are more common than missing arms, but you get all kinds of mixing and matching, except for amputee men with amputee women. This simply doesn’t happen. I don’t know why; it wouldn’t be that hard to find two amputees of different genders. This content is pretty rare. Thankfully, there are enough hot babes on here to make me feel better. I’m not into amputee porn as such, but I don’t mind whacking one off to these babes. I don’t stare at the stump, though.

Women are Sexy, Men are Cringe

On the flip side of the penetration coin, you’ve also got ample videos that feature amputee men having sex with anatomically correct women. These videos are all kind of cringey. They give off a certain strange vibe that reminds me of old timey circus routines. The dudes are portrayed as some sort of pitiable freaks of nature who are lucky to be getting any kind of pussy at all. This is ridiculous. I could lose a leg tomorrow and still be the same perfect Chad of a man I am today. Sure, there’d be less of me, but my cock would still be ready as ever and standing at attention. Women would be lucky to have me, stumpy or otherwise.

I guess that’s my bottom-line conclusion about this whole section of AlohaTube. The smut is fantastic, but the fetish is so painfully objectified that there’s no room for any kind of empathy at all. I know I’m sounding like a feminist cringe lord right now, but even I can’t fail to notice when a fetish has been stripped down to its bare components. There’s no amputee worship here of any kind and I haven’t seen a single video that actually showcases any interaction with the stumps. The whole section just feels kind of strange and cold. There’s so much more that can be done with amputee porn that could push the fetish further into the public’s eye, but as it currently stands, at least on AlohaTube, this fetish is a real “bruh moment”. If you don’t know what that means then you’re either too old or too young to be reading this review. Go away.

Endless Pit of Amputee Porn

AlohaTube’s amputee section is decent and AlohaTube themselves have done a fantastic job at bringing these videos together, especially when you consider how hard it is to find amputee porn. I do wish there was a clearer way to filter the videos depending on whether it is the girl or the guy that comes with a missing limb. It could operate as a gay switch. Alas, you do not have this ability on AlohaTube or on other free porn tubes, from what I’ve seen. The amputee section is always one large bag of loosely related smut.

That being said, we are living far enough into the future for you to expect the unexpected on AlohaTube. You never really know what you’re going to get. Indie porn producers have been heavily encouraged to promote themselves within niche spaces, so you could find some real gems on here. Hell, you could check back every day just to see what’s new. If you’re a diehard lover of amputee porn, you basically have to come back for more.