AlohaTube Midget

You guys know that I very much respect AlohaTube for the hard work they do and their expansive selection of videos. This is a great website, no doubt. But, today I’m looking at their midget porn and oh boy, is this a tough pill to swallow. I can’t blame them directly for my various gripes with this place, as they haven’t done anything wrong. It’s the goddamn midget porn. It’s problematic. I don’t mean politically – obviously people are going to blow a gasket over me using the term “midget”, but again, it’s not my fault, that’s what they call the genre. My disappointments have more to do with the popularity, quality and overall trends of midget porn and how that reflects on AlohaTube’s midget porn content. It’s a hot mess.

As I’m sure you already know, AlohaTube is not a porn tube, it is an aggregating porn tube, i.e. they don’t have their own content. They pull the content in from other sites and sort it in one place so that you can find it easier. When it comes to ultra-narrow fetishes like midget porn, this is a great place to look for content since you cast a wider net. You don’t limit yourself to one source or one studio. This is the best way to acquire fetish content because you’re shit out of luck to begin with. The lowest common denominator smut outnumbers all fetish porn at a ratio of about, oh, I don’t know, infinity to one? Mainstream porn is all the rage. Midget porn is a dry cum stain on the side of the porn industry.

Midget Porn Popularity

All fetishes are theoretically less popular than mainstream pornography, but midget porn really takes the cake. For reasons that are not entirely clear to me, the attraction to midgets from a fetishistic point of view is rare and kind of weak. I mean, there are people out there who fap exclusively to midgets for the passion of it, but the trend isn’t exactly going around. You’ll find a lot more saturation and action in piss porn, BDSM, cucking and so forth. Midgets have never been in style and if the videos on AlohaTube are any indication, they never will be. It’s rather unfortunate, but it’s true. Midgets will never be popular.

That being said, they do exist and the smut is still available in the thousands of clips at any given point in time, but someone has to struggle to find it. AlohaTube cuts that work for you by a large margin, by simply having countless videos from different sources. You come, you scroll, you click, you fap. It’s that simple. You’d think that this place would be ideal for midget porn lovers, but alas, the industry isn’t making things easy. Again, I don’t blame AlohaTube. They’re doing everything they can. I blame the overall popularity of midget porn.

Boners for Short People

Fun fact, midget chicks get a lot more value out of your cock, regardless of the size, since there’s a huge difference in proportion. There’s a lot of pornographic potential there. Hell, the very first midget smut video I checked out on AlohaTube had a gigantic black dude with an anaconda cock that was almost half the size of the entire chick he was fucking. She was miniscule. He was a giant. Hell, at one point he picked her up like she was a fleshlight and he impaled her on his cock, mouth-first, upside down. This is fun shit. Even if it wasn’t for the midget fetish, this particular kind of play with the large versus small porn actors is always popular. It even works well in the opposite direction.

There are plenty videos showcasing the opposite combination, with tiny men who are lucky enough to get fucked by large women, who in comparison look like Amazons. This part of the midget smut reminds me of that Futurama scene with the “death by snu snu”. If you’ve seen Futurama, you’ll get that reference just fine. Giant Amazon babes are dangerous. The tiny dudes in these videos straight up disappear into the girl’s bodies. I fucking love the dichotomy. I wish I could fuck a giant chick. Not a fat one, a big one. As in, with regular proportions, but twice my size. I could live between her tits rent free. It would be an absolute dream.

Small Girls Gone Wild

My favorite source of midget porn has to be the amateur pipeline of independent creators who post their smut on porn tubes for exposure. You know – the OnlyFans game. You should be familiar with it already. Women across the world are encouraged to make pornography of themselves and for the most part it’s all solo play. It’s hot as shit and if the babe you’re watching is to your liking, you’re sure to have a fantastic time watching her fap. Enjoying midget babes in these videos is an absolute delight. They’re tiny, but they have giant tits. They’re basically walking, talking sex toys. If I were a religious man, I’d say this is the main reason he created midgets – for lighthearted sex play. But, that would be offensive and I’m trying to be more progressive, so I shan’t objectify midgets more than I have to. Much apologies to Peter Dinklage. He is the man. Big respect.

Now back on topic. Midget pussy is about as tasty as regular sized pussy, it’s just a smaller dose. Like an espresso versus a mocha latte. These girls pack a lot of quality in a small package. I’d be more than willing to dick a small girl, but they’re unfortunately as rare as these porn videos. AlohaTube’s midget section is a testament to how hard it can be to actually find quality small pussy. Some of the babes on here, especially the ones that are working independently, are damn worth fapping to. Unfortunately, more than half of the smut comes in from some retro production sites that I am not personally familiar with. I can tell they’re retro on account of the style and overall video quality.

The Retro Cringe

Please don’t take this the wrong way, but the retro midget porn videos on AlohaTube very much look like rejects. They’re showcasing the worst that the world of midget sex has to offer. Short people are exactly the same as tall people when it comes to beauty distribution. You’ve got the ugly ones and the hot ones and it’s a random dice roll. Nature can be cruel or generous and we have no say in the matter. For reasons that are not entirely clear to me, retro midget porn only exclusively worked with severely ugly midget babes. It’s atrocious stuff. On average, they’re older than 35 and they’re quite fucked in the face. They have terrible bodies and even worse skills when it comes to handling cock. The retro cringe is absolutely not worth watching unless it’s somehow a natural fit for your fetish. I’m not impressed.

I believe that this content is coming in from archives of old smut, back before midget porn was given the respect and funding it deserves. If you go looking for midget pussy on OnlyFans these days, you’ll see firsthand that midget babes are perfectly capable of impressing you with their looks and their vaginal and anal flexibility, you just have to give them a chance. You also have to pay them more than a dime and a nickel. They know how to value themselves now.

The Quality on AlohaTube

Once again, I can’t blame AlohaTube for this, because it’s inherent to the business model. It’s not like they’re the ones who are hosting these videos. They just find them for you. Anyways, the videos are an absolute mixed shit-bag of quality ranging from 240p to the occasional 1080p video that is about as rare as midgets are in the wild. The videos may have potential, but when it comes to actual file size and encoding, boy, don’t get me started. Most of these videos look like they were filtered through a cum-stained sock. It’s no picnic.

That being said, this is a wide net cast over content that is pretty damn rare in comparison to other smut topics, so you’ll take what you can get. It’s not like there’s a bullion of high quality midget porn out there just waiting to be found. What you see is what you get. AlohaTube have done their best to aggregate as much midget porn as they could, so show some gratitude and fap until you’re blue in the face to some gorgeous midget babes.