AlohaTube Gloryhole

Imagine walking into a public bathroom and seeing a small hole in the wall. Would the first thing that pops up in your head be to stick your dick in it? I know I would get the urge to do that, but I'm not so sure if I would do it because who knows what's on the other side of that hole. There might be a gorgeous chick waiting to suck your dick, but there also might be a dude who wants to do the same. The question now is would you take that risk?

Honestly, what are the chances of you getting a blowjob in some random public bathroom? Slim to none, right? Well, since that's unlikely to happen, how about we start watching some excellent glory hole videos where we get to see some action? I know it's not the same thing hooking up with some stranger, but it's better than nothing. Alohatube.com is just one of the sites that has glory hole videos, but their collection is fucking huge! Sure, these videos might be from a lot of other sites, but it's nice that you can find them all at once place.

Before we start talking about the things this place has, you should know that you will find content from a lot of other sites that you probably know. One of those sites is Pornhub, probably the most popular porn site on the internet. There's also content from a couple of other big porn sites, meaning you will have a chance to look at some excellent videos if you manage to get to them.

How are there 40.000+ glory hole videos?

I know you will be fucking surprised when you see the total number of videos in their glory hole collection. There aren't many sites that offer you tens of thousands of videos, but before you start screaming like a little girl, let me tell you something. A lot of these videos are really short, and I mean, like, really short. There were some videos that were under two minutes long. What the fuck are you supposed to do with a video that short? It certainly won't be enough to help you cum.

Not all of these videos are short, but many of them are. I would like to tell you how long were the longest videos, but that's just not possible. Now, why wouldn't that be possible? Well, it's simple. They are missing a ton of features, for starters. If you want to look at only longer videos, you won't be able to. You can either look at the most popular or the newest videos, which doesn't fucking help. How about they add some useful features for a change?

With a collection as extensive as this one, you can expect to find pretty much anything. Whether you want to see some skinny girls choking on a black dick or a girl sucking and fucking with multiple anonymous guys, you'll most likely find it here. Sure, it might take you a while to find exactly what you want, but the important thing is it's there, or at least I hope it is. If only they added a couple of filters, we wouldn't have these problems, but hey, I guess they know what users like more, right?

No 4K videos!

This shouldn't come as a surprise because not many free porn sites offer 4K quality. I think that we can live without it, but it would be nice to come across a few videos that are better than other ones. However, even if there were some, I'm not sure you would be able to find them easily. There's no 4K filter, so I don't see any other way. The best quality is 1080p, but a lot of videos I watched weren't even available in that quality.

So, they have short videos of low quality. That's not a good start for any site. Yes, they have a ton of nice scenes that will make your dick hard immediately, but would you stay on a site that doesn't upload full-length videos in the best quality available? I know I definitely wouldn't. Even though the most important thing is to have a bunch of different shit, it would also be nice to find your way around the site without struggling.

You know what I hate to see? When a video offers either HD or SD resolution. Is it that hard to write the exact resolution? For example, if I noticed that the best resolution was 480p, I probably wouldn't watch it. That might just be me, but I'm sure many others will agree with me on this one. We live in the day and age where every fucking photo makes a video in Full HD, so I don't see a reason for not having better videos on the site.

Frequent uploads

When a site has thousands of videos, you just know they add something new every day. This place is no exception, but what's the point of adding a bunch of short SD videos? It would be better if they started adding at least one HD video in full length. Also, it's easy to make the collection bigger every day if they are taking stuff from other sites. They're not stealing, but they're just redirecting you to other sites. I can't help but wonder if they have some of their own shit or not.

I'm pretty sure there are more videos made by professionals than amateurs but don't quote me on that. There are a lot of things that will stay unclear because there's just no way to tell. I don't know how they planned to manage a massive collection with just two fucking filters. There should be some advanced search engine that would let you choose some specific tags in order to narrow the search down to a lot smaller number of videos. Since that's not happening any time soon, let's not waste any more words.

It's nice that everything you find here is free, so at least you won't have to waste money on something you don't like. I know I would be fucking pissed if I spent any amount of money on some shitty SD videos that don't last enough to even make me cum. Look at it like this. If you don't like what you see, you can go to some other site and start looking there. It's not like you have to stay on this site because you purchased a membership or something.

You might get annoyed by ads while looking at some of the videos. You won't come across them every time, but if you get redirected to specific sites, you will have to deal with ads before doing anything else. The Ad Block addon used to deal with this shit, so we didn't have to, but that doesn't seem to be the case here. Even with the addon working, those annoying ads keep popping up just to make you go crazy. There's nothing worse than a new tab opening while the best part of the video comes.

Huge glory hole collection, but definitely not the best one!

What's the point of having thousands of videos when they are shit? People will get excited when they come to a site and see 40.000+ videos, but they don't realize that a lot of those videos are actually under 5 minutes and look like crap. How the fuck do they manage to upload so many shitty videos, I will never know. Yes, there are HD videos as well, but you won't get to them as quickly as you would probably want. The reason for not being able to look at only HD videos is that they didn't care enough to add some features that would help you out.

It's not easy to find something you want in a massive collection like this one. It would be nice if you could select a few tags and narrow the search down to a smaller number of videos, but I guess the people behind this site didn't think like me. They were probably like, "let's make people go through hundreds of pages until they find what they like." The only two sorting options let you either look at the newest or the most popular movies. However, that just won't help you out because you will be left with a ton of videos still!

Alohatube.com redirects you to other sites when you try to open their videos. It seems like they have nothing of their own, so you'll basically be looking at other's people shit. They just gathered content from a bunch of other sites and put it in one place. It would be helpful if they did a proper job, but since that's not the case, they just made everything harder. If they don't add some search features in the near future, I'm not sure how they will manage to stay online.