SxyPrn Fisting

What’s up, you naughty fucking animal? Are you tired of watching these pretty little sluts touch themselves like delicate flowers? I mean, you’re a grown man! With grown man fetishes! Who wants to see some girl gingerly slip two fingers inside her pussy for 10 minutes?! No, a man with your kind of taste needs a whole FIST! Fingering is for pussies, am I right? (Sorry! I couldn’t help myself!)

Thankfully for you, old PornDude is here to set you up with another goldmine of fetishes from places you wouldn’t think to look. (Don’t say I never did anything for ya!) Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the wonders of fists in holes from the one and only Sxyprn.com! Okay… I really hyped that up. But I gotta be honest. Sxyprn is… pretty good at best. The site’s not exactly the gold standard for porn sites. But I’ll tell you what… The content definitely is! 

You’re gonna be enjoying hour-long sessions of EXCLUSIVE HD fisting fun until your cock can no longer cum! All you have to do is get past this site’s need to direct you to every random page on the internet. Whether that’s worth it for free HD hole-punching fun is up to you! I know I had a pretty great time! 

You’ll find it hard to find as many hot whores filling their holes in one place. Seriously, if this site’s web design wasn’t so fucking insufferable, this would be one of the best sites in the game. But who cares about web design when you’re watching a couple of hot sluts fisting each other simultaneously!? I’d watch that shit through a fucking keyhole! Never mind a shitty web page, haha! 

Pussy-Punching Goodness

I can’t really say much about this site’s design. There’s really about one good thing I can think of, and that’s the thumbnails featured on the page. Hey, that’s really all you need, right? Well, you’ll also need to stay on the damn page for more than a few seconds. Unfortunately, that’s not so easy at Sxyprn.com. 

If you decide you wanna click a video or even an empty space on the page, you’ll be redirected to literally any random page on the internet. Yup. I don’t know how many times I’ve gotta keep talking about this when this site comes up. You know… some porn sites actually take my advice. Can you guess what happens when they do? That’s right! They get better! Can you imagine? Seriously, at least put a fucking suggestion box somewhere on the front page for your users!

The thumbnails are some of the most awkwardly handled thumbnails I’ve ever seen. They don’t even have real titles on them! They’re just the names of the pornstars and a list of tags! That’s not a title, that’s fucking metadata! The one saving grace of this shitty design is the smooth video previews for every thumbnail. These previews are fully HD too — the exact quality as the actual video. 

If you look to the right of the page, just under the banner ads, you’ll see a cute little picture of yours truly. You think I want my face next to a navigation bar that looks like it was designed by an old man on Ritalin? Are you seriously gonna do that to me? I know you can do better! 

That’s pretty much the worst of it though. It only goes up from here! I wouldn’t have my cute little face on this site’s front page if I didn’t believe in the product, you know! This site’s got a list of over 1000 fisting videos for you to enjoy. And guess what? They’re ALL HD. And guess what else? They’re all completely free! I suppose a few redirects is a small price to pay for content like that! (At this point… Not really. I mean, it’s really bad. I’d rather just pay 10 bucks a month.)

Whole FIsts In Whores

If you’re looking for a bunch of videos of hot whores with literal fistfuls of pussy, you’ve come to a pretty great spot! While the web design might drive you crazy, the only thing these videos are driving is the blood to your cock! Sxyprn doesn’t just include a list of over 1000 HD videos. It doesn’t just include videos of bitches that rival some of the hottest supermodels. No… Sxyprn.com houses a list of over 1000 of some of the most creative fisting porn you’ll ever see. From hardcore pussy punching to sensual double-fisting (When two girls are fisting each other at the same time!) Sxyprn has it all!

I mean, if this site could only get out of its own way, it would be a pretty big deal. But what the fuck do I know, huh? Keep sending your users to Amazon subscription pages every 5 seconds. (I’m not even kidding!) 

You won’t just get great fisting action either! These girls are willing to fit anything past the girth of a coffee mug up their snatch! I saw this one girl stick a huge contraption up her pussy. Don’t ask me what this thing was — I have no idea! I just know that if you showed me a picture of a horse’s cock right now, I don’t know which would be longer! 

One of my favorite videos featured two hot girls having a sleepover. Each video on Sxyprn is about an hour long. So, I was pretty interested in knowing where this was going after they had a casual conversation on their bed. The blonde girl was looking at the brunette like she wanted to suck her soul through her pussy. I mean, I don’t think I’ve seen such violent “fuck me” eyes, before. 

Before these sluts stuck their fists inside of each other, they decided to practice some… yoga! Seriously! On the fucking bed! I mean, this was total sleepover energy. At some point, they were doing yoga ON each other — forming all kinds of weird poses! This turned into some of the most sensual foreplay I’ve seen in a long time. The way these girls were touching each other up and making out, you’d forget that they were minutes away from being elbow-deep in each other’s cervixes. 

If an hour of sexy foreplay before some hot fisting sounds good to you, then this is just one of the videos I’m sure you’ll enjoy! I know I did! The beginning of this video was almost fucking wholesome. By the end of the video, they were damn near lifting each other up by their pussies! At one point, I thought one of them was! But it was just an orgasm, haha! 

What I Liked 

Sxyprn.com’s saving grace is its collection of high-quality videos. With so many unique HD videos of some of the hottest girls in porn, you can almost forget about its dogshit web design. I’m definitely rooting for this site to grow even more, but as long as they keep your cock waiting and your computer crawling, it’ll probably never happen. You’ll just have to turn on your ad-blocker to enjoy the kind of content most people would be happy to pay for! 

What I Didn’t Like

If you don’t have an ad-blocker, you’re gonna have a pretty bad time. Seriously, you can’t go a few seconds without having to click off of some random sales or subscription page! I mean, it’s like this site might as well be an advert for the latest ad-blocking plug-in! And that’s just a bad model! 

You know, some of us like to support our favorite porn sites. So, when you make it almost impossible to navigate the site with ads, the only people that are willing to keep an ad-blocker off won’t stay. Then what are you gonna do? It’s only a matter of time before you have to make this an exclusively paid site.

Tips From ThePornDude

That brings me to my next point. Either make this a paid site or use more banner ads. You’ve got all that useless border space, it’s about time you do something with it. At this point, I’m sure anyone would take small on-page pop-ups with a bunch of banner ads over constantly closing new tabs. I mean, how did you manage to find a more annoying way to get ad revenue than ad clutter? It’s almost impressive!

Conclusion

I’ll be honest. If you’re the kind of porn enjoyer who gives a shit about supporting smaller sites, you’re in for a rough ride. You might just want to switch on an ad-blocker until this site inevitably asks for a subscription fee. Until then, you can enjoy some of the HOTTEST original fisting porn online!

Sxyprn has a collection of sexy amateur and pro-fisting porn to keep you entertained for days. You’ll find so many hot girls with fists in their pussy, you’ll never take your cock out of your fist! Did I mention that these videos are exclusively HD? AND FREE? If you’re looking for every kind of hot pussy punching, Sxyprn.com won’t disappoint!