iWank Farting

As I’m sure you chronic masturbators already know, iWank is a free porn tube aggregator that rakes in the clips from other sites, in a single handy location where you can preview them all at once. It’s a neat approach that guarantees a large collection of videos and it makes for a wide spread across the subject matter, especially when you’re only interested in one fetish at a time. You want to watch some farting videos? Welcome to iWank. They’ve got you covered with enough fart porn to last you a lifetime. The videos are available for viewing on external sites, so the quality trends are all-over the place. You’re never quite sure what you’re going to get in terms of resolution. Different sites also have different approaches to ads and unnecessary web bullshit, so that’s going to vary as well. Using iWank as your porn springboard is as handy as it is obnoxious.

I’ve always had an easy time fapping on iWank, despite all the intrusive ads, but I use an ad blocker, usually. This time around my ad blocker didn’t do nearly enough, as I was bombarded with redirects once every two videos or so. Also, for some reason, a lot of these video thumbnails didn’t lead me directly to the videos that I wanted to see. Instead, they took me to a results page on another site that also showed a selection of fart porn, so to watch the video I initially thought I was getting, I have to find it again in the new list of results on the second site. This is … annoying to say the least. There’s a lot of compromise that goes into fapping on iWank but I like to believe that the end result is worth it. It’s all about casting a wide net and finding the best fetish porn clip for you.

iWank’s Idea of Fart Porn

Wide nets. Wide nets all around. The videos on iWank come in from damn near everywhere. The tags for each video are pulled in automatically. So, you’re very much at the mercy of what other webmasters consider to be fart porn. If they tag it, you see it. It’s not like iWank goes through every single video to ensure that the content is relevant to the topic at hand. You get a huge list of videos that supposedly feature fart porn and you hope for the best. As you might have guessed, this is a shitty system.

There are way too many videos on here that are fart adjacent – that’s not good enough. For example, there are a lot of videos of chicks getting anally plowed by dudes with giant cocks. These videos have references to anal prolapse, asses, rectums and so on in the titles and descriptions, so they automatically seep into the farting section on iWank, even though they have nothing to do with the fetish. Still, I can’t blame iWank for this. There’s always going to be bleed-over on free porn tubes, on account of how the tagging systems work. If it makes you feel any better, the sites aren’t doing this shit on purpose. It’s either an inaccurate search bot’s fault or the original uploader is stuffing keywords into their tags.

Between the Pros and the Solo Babes

Is this a controversial opinion? Eh, I don’t care. You gotta remember that I am not really a fart fetishist. I mean, I’ll fap to this smut because there’s closeups of female asses and pussies. I live for that shit. I usually mute the sound though, because I find the sound of farts kind of cringe and funny – it’s not sexy, for me at least. That being said, I’m trying to wrap my head around the fetish and imagine how a real fart fetishist would feel about this smut. That’s how I got to the conclusion that the amateur videos on iWank are the best part of this entire section. The amateur girls work really hard to break through past the mainstream smut and become featured at the top of these kinds of results pages.

These are the kinds of girls who aspire to become queens of porn without ever interacting with a porn studio. They make this smut at home, with their own cameras and their own non-existent scripts. They’re doing a bang-up job. The very first video I saw on iWank’s fart section was a professional clip of a girl getting fucked in the ass. This was boring, from a fart loving perspective. The second video, though, was amazing. It featured this gorgeous tattooed girl with green hair and perfect tits, drinking a smoothie in the bathtub and ripping mad farts into and above the water. This is my idea of perfect fart porn and I’m about to unnecessarily elaborate why.

Amateur Farts are Best Farts

Let’s talk a bit more about this solo performer girl I mentioned. First of all, she’s significantly hotter than all the professional bitches on the same results page. Secondly, she’s having fun. This is key, especially in fetish porn. It’s arousing to see the babes actually enjoying the fetish they’re partaking in, unless it’s some sort of BDSM setup in which they’re supposed to look sad or upset. When it comes to fart porn, I think that a nice smile and a generally jolly vibe works really well. That’s what you get with the amateurs on iWank. These girls are doing a fantastic job at conveying real love of the art of farting. You can tell that at the very least they’re not grossed out by what they’re doing.

Ultimately, they’re doing all of this for you. They know that these videos are going to be watched by countless men who are diehard fans of farting porn. They know that you are enjoying what they’re doing and they’re riding that motivation to the bank. A lot of these babes use these kinds of videos as promotional materials for their OnlyFans accounts. They’re gathering a following of masturbators. They want you to be their fan and hopefully seek out other content that they’ve produced. Either way, this spells out a ton of free content for you. Solo babes don’t hold back with their previews like mainstream studios do. You get to see the whole kit and caboodle for free, right here on iWank. Well, that’s not technically true – you have to follow the links through to another site, but you get what I mean. You start here.

Some Really Gross Shit

It ain’t a fart porn review if I don’t complain about how gross the smut is. It is time. The solo shit didn’t make me too upset. It was fun to fap to. With the sound off, it was damn easy to pretend that I was just watching up-close videos of spread assholes. That’s what I fap to on a regular day, so it works well. The more professional shit, however, was so fucking disgusting that even with the sound off and my eyes closed, I could still smell the gas and it did not smell nice, let me tell you. It smelled like regret.

There are countless professional fart porn videos on iWank, in which people couple up to enjoy each other’s farts. The most popular pairing is a farting woman and a desperate man. The man often shoves his face deep in-between the girl’s butt cheeks in order to soak up every last bit of gas that comes out of her. I am regretting having breakfast before writing this review. Anyways, these videos are gross for every reason under the sun. First of all, half of the babes on here are ugly and a lot of them are fat – this is unforgivable. You shouldn’t be fat. Then, of course, there’s the fact that these dudes are straight up inhaling loads of shit gas. Isn’t this toxic? Aren’t they killing themselves by doing it? I don’t know. Fart fetishists are weird.

Femdom is a Natural Fit

I saw Mistress T on here performing fart porn punishment on some innocent fellow who was trying hard not to die. That’s all the proof I need to conclude that fart porn and femdom can go hand in hand, if the performers decide to spin it that way. For those of you who don’t know, Mistress T is a very popular MILF who does her own femdom videos across different subgenres, with an amazing degree of acting.

Let’s recap. iWank is not as convenient as other porn tubes, but it is huge. There are over seven thousand farting videos with overlap across different subgenres like femdom, with a lot of solo play and an abundance of amateur productions. You’re free to fap here whenever you’d like. Also, farts are gross. Don’t breathe in too deeply.