TXXX Drunk

What’s up, you fantastic fucking fiend! Boy have I got a treat for you today! A while ago, I wrote a review on faphouse.com’s drunk fetish category. There were a few pretty good videos on there, but overall, I was pretty disappointed with the limp-dicked amount of alcohol-related porn it had to offer. I even did some searching on other porn sites and found just about the same thing. I thought to myself “Doesn’t anyone understand how fucking fun a “drunk” porn category would be?”. 

Well, the porn gods have heard my pleas! Today, I present to you all the drunk porn txxx.com has to offer! Txxx.com has been one of my favorite porn aggregators for a while! It’s got an awesome collection of amateur porn that would make even Xvideos.com blush! It may not be as comprehensively designed as some of its counterparts, but when it comes to content, Txxx does not fall short. 

This rings even more true for the drunk category! Today, I finally enjoyed a long session of drunk sloppy sluts. I’ve gotta tell you… I was absolutely right! You won’t find many categories as entertaining as this! I mean, this is up there with wrestling, BDSM, voyageur, and just about any other interesting category, you can think of! If this is your first time watching a video of drunk girls getting themselves off, I promise you will not be disappointed. 

Hey, maybe you’ll have something to come back to after another “unsuccessful” night out drinking! If no one wants to have sloppy drunk sex with you, then at least you can come home to jerk off to other people having sloppy drunk sex! Seriously, even if this shit doesn’t get you off (Which it will!) it’ll, at the VERY least, entertain you! I seriously can’t wait to get into this, haha! 

Cleaner Than The Content

Ixxx.com’s web design is pretty unremarkable. It does everything pretty well. The first thing you’ll notice is the total lack of ads. With a quick scroll through, you’ll probably feel like the page is completely free of ads. Almost! There are a few sneaky ads disguised as thumbnails throughout the page. They’re not so sneaky that you don’t notice if you’re careful. You’ll figure it out once you click on a hot video only to land on a totally random page, haha!

There’s also a banner ad placed discreetly at the bottom of the page. Aside from that, you won’t have to deal with an ad throughout your entire browsing experience. That’ll be great while watching all the video previews! That’s right! One of the main things this aggregator’s got going for it is <b>video previews</b>. I don’t know exactly how hard it is to do video previews on porn collection sites like this, but I bet it’s pretty fucking hard. 

Like I said, this layout isn’t exactly anything special. You’ll find pretty similar web designs for sites like porntrex.com. It’s a little low-effort, but hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! It’s not like you’ll realize when you’re looking at an entire page of some of the most entertaining debauchery you’ll see for a long time! Don’t get me wrong though. The drunk category is still pretty niche, even by porn standards. 

You’re not gonna find a collection of thousands of videos… You’re not even gonna find a collection of hundreds of videos. As of now, Txxx only has around 50 videos. I know, I know! “PornDude, you’re this excited about 50 videos? I could clear 50 videos in a fucking night!” Listen, at the moment, it’s pretty difficult to find this kind of content anywhere. You know how it is… People get drunk, do something crazy, upload it to some porn site, and take it back down the next morning or when one of their family members is crying because they “Don’t know what they’ve become”. 

I’ll take what I can get! And I wasn’t exactly excited about the quantity! It was the quality! I had a pretty great fucking time enjoying all of these sloppy sluts in their finest hours. Seriously, even with 50 videos, this category has great rewatchability! 

Dirty Drunk Disasters!

While the numbers in this category collection may be pretty low, I’m sure you’ll be coming back to more than one more than once. This is totally quality over quantity here! (Sprinkled with a little bit of scarcity, haha!) The variety of these videos is amazing! I mean, this list of videos features girls from all over the world! Isn’t that just fucking beautiful? The internet has yet again proven that we’re all one. No matter where you are in the world, drunk sluts are the same everywhere! 

One of the first and one of my favorite videos was titled “Piss Drinking, Deepthroat Puke Humiliation with Drunk Slut in the toilet”. It’s gnarly as it fucking sounds! You’ll love this if you’re usually into hardcore BDSM shit. It’s got everything every good BDSM video has except drunk in a fucking toilet! 

This was literally just a phone recording of a girl giving a guy a nasty deepthroat! I mean, she stayed there! I don’t know what alcohol does to your gag reflexes, but she was swallowing that cock like a fucking champion! It actually seemed kind of familiar. Yeah, haha! This shit happened to me a couple of times. I mean, not like <i>this</i> this was just… overkill. But you know… You’re at a party, you’re both stupid drunk, one thing leads to another, and before you know it, you’re getting a blowjob in the toilets! 

Anyway, these two freaks were going out of their way to be as nasty as possible! At one point, this chick throws up on the guy’s cock. (You can tell she was drunk on wine.) And not even a second later, this guy is pissing in her mouth! I mean, she wasn’t even really expecting it! She just accepted it! 

So, she’s going at it for a while. These two look so drunk, it’s like they’re acting on instinct. Like they’ve done this a thousand times. All of a sudden, this bitch pulls out a dildo! Who the fuck walks around with a giant dildo in their bag? This was clearly a public toilet. So, I’m pretty sure this slut really had a dildo with her <i>just because</i>. Depending on who you are, this is either a gross mistake or a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 

What I Liked

That was just the tip of the iceberg! There were so many unique and bizarre videos. I could sit here all day talking about them. I’d love to tell you about the beach party where a bunch of hot guys and girls just got drunk, danced, and fucked for a whole hour. But I only have so much time! 

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: drunk porn is one of the most entertaining and probably the most underrated porn categories on the internet! Isn’t it a shame that people let regret dictate their actions? Imagine all the awesome porn we’d have if people were just a <i>little</i> more honest with themselves. 

What I Didn’t Like

Sometimes pressing the play button opens a new tab with the same page and changes the <b>original</b> page to a random sales page. I’ve seen this before. I don’t know why this is still a thing, but it’s pretty inconvenient. I mean, it’s really more confusing than it is annoying. I can’t even just click off of the new tab because now the content I want to watch and the content I want to close have completely switched. 

It’s like you’re just trying to fuck with people…

Tips From ThePornDude

My suggestion, for now, is to add an option to filter the page by category. Right now, there’s a category list at the side of the page with links exclusively to each one. It’s kind of useless when I’m on a search page about a specific other category. It would be more useful if I can use those categories on the side to narrow the search on my category page. Doesn’t that make way more sense? 

Conclusion

If you’ve read any of my blogs today, I want you to take one thing away: Drunk porn is fucking great! There aren’t many things hotter and more entertaining that a mess of drunk cocks and pussies trying to make a decent porn video! I mean, even if you’re not trying to jack off, it’s great fucking content! 

You can find drunk sluts from all over the world, here on Txxx. For that alone, this site deserves the PornDude stamp of approval! What are you waiting for? It’s time to enjoy some beautiful sloppy mistakes! Have fun, you animal!