Reddit Double Penetration

Cultural differences are weird. In Japan, for example, a virgin girl's soft and gentle appearance makes men’s dicks hard. That was why we nuked em’, right? In the West, we’re far more refined. We opt for battle-hardened whores who can disappoint their parents (and entire lineage) with just their genitals.

If you’re the type of guy who likes innocent girls who say “go slow” and “not too rough” when you fuck them, it’s time for you to leave. But if you’re the kind of fella who dedicates his time to following the antics of homewrecking, cock hungry, poor life choice-making sluts whose vocabulary sounds like the quarters of a 19th-century Royal Navy ship, then oh boy, are you in the right spot!

I spend a lot of time looking at whores, but amongst the harlot hierarchy is a particular type of slut who can intimidate those loose women who stand below her on the pecking order. A wasp to a bee, if you will. I’m talking about the double-penetration bitches in the fine world of porn!

Today, we’re leaving no holes barred as we look at one of the most thriving smut-addicted communities surrounding the world of double penetration porn; The r/DoublePenetration subreddit!

What Is “Double Penetration Porn”?

Double penetration, otherwise known as DP, is when women volunteer to become human pin cushions for men’s meat because normal sex just doesn’t do anything for them anymore. Luckily for us, it’s awesome to watch!

The stereotypical DP is a girl with a dick in her pussy and butt at the same time. But there’s a whole spectrum of DP porn to enjoy, according to what you like and don’t like. All of them are handily abbreviated, too, so let me show you the language of my people!

● DVP - A vagina is an incredible tool. That’s what I always say to myself when I somehow manage to cum inside a fat bitch after a slow night at the bar. Did you know that a pussy can stretch by up to eight inches? This design wasn’t for boring shit like childbirth; it was for taking two cocks inside at once. Also known as double vaginal penetration, or DVP.

● DAP - Because who needs their asshole anyway? DAP (double anal penetration) is the art of stuffing double man meat in your pipe at once. The result is often an anal prolapse which, for some reason, DP whores brandish as a symbol of pride. 

● DOP - Ever been to a hotdog eating contest? DOP (double oral penetration) is like that but with a much less desirable prize. Yep, you guessed it! The name of the game is to fit two dicks in your mouth at once, then come up with a solid explanation to tell your dentist why the lining of your cheeks is torn.

Yep, DP and all of its forms are pretty fuckin’ awesome to watch. So much so that entire subcultures have sprung up around it, which brings us to the r/DoublePenetration subreddit.

What Is r/DoublePenetration?

In my experience, if there’s some obscure thing I can jerk my dick to, there’s no doubt a subreddit that has been created to cater for it. Double Penetration porn is no exception, and with over 330,000 members, r/DoublePenetration is the most active DP subreddit around right now.

It’s a Reddit community composed of DP porn enthusiasts and amateur porn producers. It is a community centred around a constantly updated feed of pro and amateur double penetration porn for you to enjoy.

The DP Porn on r/DoublePenetration

“That’s… That’s great, honey! Good job…” said the beta white husband as he was made to film his wife’s new hobby of being creampied by any black man she can get her mid-life crisis-riddled hands upon. But, of course, this wasn’t any ordinary creampie… It was a DP creampie.

This was the first video that hit me when I opened r/DoublePenetration, and it only got wilder. The subreddit is a nice blend of DP enthusiasts who love sharing their favourite double penetration smut with like-minded people and real-life amateur DP fans who equally love showing off the eye-watering abilities of their genitals to take two cocks at once.

The likes of LegalPorno feature heavily on here, as do DP PMVs and an absolute fuckload of interracial. There’s also a decent amount of cuckold action going on too. Because if you’re going to make your husband regret ever marrying you, why not make the most of it and do it with two (preferably black) dicks before he ends up divorcing you and taking the Subaru?

Overall, there’s a massively varied range of DP porn featured on this adult subreddit. If you’re not into the professionally-produced porn with adult stars flawlessly taking two massive dicks in their well-used holes with the same facial expression they make when the bitch at Mcdonald's forgets their sauce, there’s more for you to explore.

For example, I particularly enjoyed discovering a vid of a green-haired teen who looked like she’d just finished a shift at Gamestop before stopping off at a Women’s March on the way home. Behind closed doors, she cast her “women’s rights” aside and arranged for two seedy ass men she’d met online to come over to her house the same way you and I would order a Domino’s Pizza (to enjoy as we watched DP porn).

In her messy bedroom, she promptly opened her holes to these dudes, and they gave her a double penetration session that really made her rethink her choices. I mean, what else are you gonna do on a Wednesday night?

The Design of r/DoublePenetration

When it comes to subreddits, the site template doesn’t allow for that much customisation, but the neckbearded overlords of Reddit are pretty generous. You can change colours, add posts and user flairs to distinguish content and make it interesting, create a custom header image and profile pic, etc.

Sadly, r/DoublePenetration has done fuck all when it comes to customisation. Which is pretty shit considering they have 330K members. So the design is the same as a bare-bones subreddit. You can scroll, view the porn and fuck off. There are no bright lights and aesthetic design to cuddle you after you’ve cum.

If you need to filter your search to something specific, it’s a pain the ass due to the lack of post and user flair. Your best bet is to filter according to top posts or hot posts and trust the Reddit algorithm based on other users’ activity surrounding different DP posts.

There’s nothing in the way of brand awareness or marketing here, just a nice collection of DP porn in a landscape that’s just as soulless as the women taking two dicks in their holes at once.

What I Like About r/DoublePenetration

The varied range of DP porn available to watch on r/DoublePenetration is its major selling point for me. Whether I want to watch the highlights of the latest Legal Porno featuring a Czech teen getting split in two by ridiculously-sized dicks before slurping up the messy aftermath from the floor, or I want to see a bored housewife film herself riding two horse dildos on her bedroom mirror, it’s hard to get bored with the content on here, and it’s always pretty fresh.

It looks like the mods of this subreddit have placed a link filter which only allows users to share links from trusted adult content hosts like RedGifs and Imgur. This means you don’t have to tread carefully through the subreddit like you’re walking through the aftermath of a DP porno. You can click the content without fearing your computer will be double penetrated by malware and a DDoS attack.

What I Don’t Like About it

The lack of creativity in the design is my major gripe. There’s no effort at all regarding the appearance of this subreddit, and it looks seriously dull, aside from the DP porn it’s flooded with.

The search function could be better because of the need for more post flair to differentiate each post from the next. The posting rules literally say nothing more than “just want DP material please”, which sums it up, really.

Suggestions That I Have For The Subreddit

Come on, guys, you’re practically an authority on DP porn with that many members; put some effort into your appearance. At the very least, give us a jazzy DP porn cover photo and a hot profile picture.

Plus, they need a basic search functionality on there. They could start with post flairs that categorise stuff into DP, DVP, DAP, etc., then later expand into teen, MILF, ebony, alt, and trans; you get my point. DP porn consumers want specific stuff, and they want it now.

Conclusion

If you’re looking for a quick hit of a huge and varied range of DP porn, r/DoublePenetration does what it sets out to do. But it fails at the last hurdle if you’re looking for a well-managed subreddit that makes you want to be a part of the community.

If run properly and given an attractive makeover, r/DoublePenetration could easily be one of the pillars of DP civilisation. Come on, my dudes, lots of people would kill (or get fucked in both holes at once) for the chance to own a subreddit with a following as big as yours; put some pride in your work!