BDSM Library

You and I have seen some shit over the years. It’s impossible not to when you watch so much porn. There’s plenty of crazy shit out there, and we are in the perfect position to witness all of it. Other men would have PTSD by now. I’d say we are right up there with Vietnam war vets when it comes to having seen fucked up shit happen to people.

Midgets, Chipmunks, Intestines, and Cunt Helmets

I’ve witnessed a line of men a hundred people long pass around an Albanian midget like it’s a joint you smoke with your penis. After weighing the poor bastard before and after, they discovered he had gained seven pounds in pure cum weight. You could see the cum pouch in his belly. It was like the world’s worst fanny pack.

Then there’s the time I watched a man take what he called an “Earth fuck hike.” This involved him trouncing through the woods and sticking his cock in any dark hole it would fit. This means knots in tree trunks, small forest-going creature burrows, and wasp nests with a large front door. The hike didn’t end until a grave injury happened. These injuries usually took the form of a chipmunk bite, poison oak infection, or a cluster of bee stings.

This is how I discovered a natural cure for erectile dysfunction. It’s tough to imagine and even harder to pull off, but if you let a few bees sting your cock the swelling turns into a raging boner after a few minutes. The problem is that you have no urge to stick your wounded cock in anything that will rub against it. What a twisted curse.

Despite its limitations, I’m willing to bet that cavemen used this technique way back in the day. Especially tribe leaders who had to maintain a busy fuck schedule. No matter how virile you are, impregnating three to five bitches a day gets tiring on the old manhood. If your choices are to lose your kingdom or stick your cock in a beehive, we’ll all choose the beehive.

The insane pink socks I have had to witness would make the most rugged bear shit his pants. I’m talking about pink socks that extend a foot or more from the anus. I’ve seen it on men and women alike. Have you ever had to explain to an emergency services operator that a man is bleeding out on set because the lower half of his large intestine is hanging out of his asshole? They didn’t even believe me at first. However, the officers and EMTs certainly believed me once they arrived. You could have folded it over on itself and double dutch with it.

And before you ask, yes, I’ve seen a man wear a woman on his head like a gilded-age Victorian hat. I don’t mean she was sitting in the lotus position on his head. I mean, this guy stuck his entire Mr. Clean shaved head in her pussy. That task alone is impressive enough, but then he stood up and walked around.

I can’t imagine the damage that would have been done if this dude tripped. Wearing a bitch as a hat is one thing, but using her like a helmet is another. He would have headbutted her internal organs hard enough to pop them. Bitches are willing to take some serious risks in the name of our having porn to masturbate to. Take a moment to send some gratitude toward your favorite porn stars and all the sacrifices they make for our entertainment.

And when you have a head full of such extreme images, sometimes you don’t need porn. Sometimes all you need is a good story to help recall some of those twisted memories that brought you so much pleasure in the past.

BDSMlibrary has the perfect collection of stories to help your imagination blossom into a dungeon where pussy is treated as a beast of burden. Where bitches are taught lessons they will never forget. Where good girls are groomed into sluts, whores, and cock addicts.

Not only does BDSMlibrary have a massive collection of fucked up literature, but they host an entire community of like-minded freaks that want nothing more than to torture and be tortured.

This community is fucking huge. The admin that runs it loves every aspect of BDSM. The front page provides a site index that shows off the scope of the place. They have a library, picture and movie galleries, community forums, member blogs, kink on-demand services, adult chat rooms, full-length BDSM videos, an adult store with toys and DVDs, a question and answers page, social event calendars, education resources, and fetish webcams. It’s fucking insane.

You might think that given how much BDSMlibrary is trying to accomplish, they would skimp on certain site features, but that’s not the case. For the admin, the creation of this site was a labor of love. While making money is nice, what they are really in it for is the love of the game. They wished there was a site like this for them to use, so they created it.

I could write a book reviewing every aspect of this place, but I’m sticking with the library for now. Perhaps in the future, I’ll peek at other features.

The library page is like its own website. The aesthetic and design are entirely different from the main page. The place is a little scrambled and hard to digest, but once your eyes get used to it, BDSMlibrary is easy to navigate. The navigational menu runs along the top and includes the options Members, Library, Community, and Others.

The main menu for the library sits top left and has the options Main page, Stories main, Story list, BDSM chats, BDSM Forums, BDSM blogs, Kinky cams, BDSM theater, BDSM store, Members, Frequently asked questions, Contact, and submit a story.

Anyone can submit a story to be added to BDSMlibrary’s collection. Each entry is vetted for topic relevancy and readability. Unfortunately, my reader’s grasp of the English language is tenuous at best. I’m even shocked you can read my articles, so I doubt any of you will be creative writing anytime soon. So I’d say it’s in your best interests to stick to watching porn, masturbating, and ordering pizza delivery.

Archie Butt Fucker

Before I sign out, I want to review a couple of the stories in the BDSMlibrary. “Mister Archie” might be an unassuming title, but the story is far from convention. The synopsis is short and sweet, “A master and his family move into a very special gated subdivision.” It’s in the list of story codes (tags) that the truth is exposed. They include such golden nuggets as Beastiality, lactation, pregnant, teens, water sports, tit torture, feet, slavery, and chastity belt. This story does not fuck around. It’s far from the tales of Archie Bunker.

As with most people, I’m a fan of the Star Wars franchise. Much like you, every time I watch, I think about alien sex. “The Rape Run” gives us a glimpse into what alien sex might look like, and god damn. It’s not good.

In a galaxy far more advanced than our own, a soldier in the republican space fleet is kidnapped and forced to take part in the cruelest race in the universe: the rape run. There are only two options in the rape run. You either win or become a sex slave for the rest of your life.

Speaking of sports, “The Bondage Contest” is another favorite story of mine. I’m not sure why I don’t see videos following this theme. In it, a bondage-loving woman enters a BDSM contest. It consists of several rounds of being tied up and trying to escape.

Will she be successful and win the tourney? Will she even want to escape once she’s fully restrained? Will she squirt so hard that it cuts through her binding like the jaws of life? You’ll have to read to find out.

BDSMlibrary is more than just a collection of dirty stories. It’s a thriving community of supportive individuals helping each other achieve the sexual fantasies that have been rolling around in their heads since puberty. Whether you’re a seasons veteran or a newbie just starting to explore the BDSM world, you will find something here.

While the site is crawling with great content, the design leaves something to be desired. Some areas of the site are so chaotic looking it can be hard to get your bearings. It wouldn’t take much to clean the place up and make navigation even more accessible.

We have all seen some crazy shit over the years, so why not change gears and read some crazy shit for once?