NoodleMagazine BDSM

Noodle Magazine can accurately be described as Google for porn; it is a porn search engine where you can find all sorts of videos to entertain your cocks. It has a huge respiratory of porn that includes tons of hardcore BDSM smut.  

Noodle Magazine is brimming with a wide range of BDSM porn. It has both professional, toons, hentai, and amateur porn. I should warn you that this is one of the most bizarre sections of the site. If watching videos of chicks getting humiliated and used by men triggers you, then you are reading the wrong review. 

Website Content

As stated above, Noodle Magazine has a diverse catalog of BDSM porn. You will find videos of smoking hot chicks in both submissive and dominant positions in Noodle Magazine’s BDSM section. It has tons of femdom smut to satisfy your fantasy of getting humiliated and dominated by a domme who kicks your nuts until it is pasty. That is a bit of an exaggeration; I doubt anyone fantasizes about having his nuts kicked until it turns to paste. 

It also has plenty of videos of chicks who are dominated, tortured, and pleasured in dark dungeons and other spooky places. The asses of some of the girls are red and bruised after sessions of painful sexual torment. In some of the clips, pillories and wooden stocks are applied to make the girls immobile and completely at the mercy of their doms.

Girls are sometimes humiliated; they get slapped on their cunt, ass, and boobs and get spat on. A clip I watched was of a pretty slut fastened to a board by chains getting gangbanged by eight dudes. The bitch was fucked non-stop until every one of them had cum on her pretty face. 

If you like watching chicks who derive pleasure from pain get tortured, you will be stuck on Noodle Magazine all day. It is jam-packed with materials that will keep you glued to your screens and jerking off until your wrists snap. 

Website Design

On landing on Noodle Magazine, it was obvious that the site was designed with the aim of simplicity and ease. Its layout is neat and organized, and it has intuitive navigation options. Additionally, It has a dark theme, making it a great place for viewing porn after the sun sets. 

You will only find a simple search tool on Noodles Magazine’s homepage. Type in whatever category of porn you are searching in the search tool. This instantly takes you to a page stacked with video thumbnails of the type of porn you want to watch. 

The search result page will consist of stacks of raunchy thumbnails. You can filter your search result by duration: Long, Short. You can also opt to have only HD videos displayed on your feed. There is also an option to filter videos by relevance and date added. 

The video thumbnails are organized and clear. The quality of a clip is indicated on the thumbnail. The number of times a clip has been viewed and its length is also indicated. The thumbnails are animated; hence you can preview the action in a clip when you hover your cursor over the thumbnails. 

Noodle Magazine has a modern and simple media player, which is easy to use. If you choose to stream videos, the player won’t let you down, as videos play without a hitch. There is an option to choose the resolution in which you want to view videos, and there is a download option if you want to keep them on your device’s local storage to watch later at your convenience. 

Beneath the media player is a list of recommended videos, but unlike most porn tubes that put up a couple of random videos in its list of recommended videos, the clips recommended on Noodle Magazine share similar themes with the clip you are viewing. I commend Noodle Magazine’s algorithm for being top-notch by giving great recommendations. 

Mobile/Desktop Experience

Accessing Noodle Magazine via a desktop device is a hassle-free affair. It has an excellent interface, the site loads swiftly, navigation is simple, and the streaming speed of its videos is fast. 

You wankers that take breaks during work time to visit the toilet to relieve stress by viewing videos of hogtied submissive girls getting rammed on your smartphones are covered by Noodle Magazine. The site is optimized for mobile devices; its mobile site has a neat and organized layout which makes it easy to surf through its vast collection of porn on your smartphone seamlessly.

Also, all the filters and features available on the desktop version are present. Additionally, the ads experience is decent; there are banner ads all over its web page and video ads that play before you can view a clip, but they aren’t intrusive. 

You can seamlessly watch kinky BDSM porn on Noodles Magazine via the device of your choice. The site was designed to be accessible on mobile and desktop devices.  

What I like about Noodle Magazine

Noodle Magazine is an excellent porn search engine. 

Over 125 million wankers visit Noodle magazine monthly; that is huge! It has a ton of high-quality content on the site to keep millions of wankers coming back. 

I like that, unlike most porn engines, you don’t get redirected to a third-party site to view porn. Third-party sites are usually infested with ads that intrude on your meat-beating session at every turn. Noodle Magazine has a simple design that makes surfing a breeze, and the best part is that you won’t be paying a dime to view any of its cum draining content. 

Additionally, tons of new videos are every day, so you don’t have to worry about running out of videos to sate your fantasies of hogtying sluts and making them choke on your cock.  

What I hate about Noodle Magazine

Noodles Magazine is an excellent source of pornographic entertainment, but it isn’t without drawbacks. It has a couple of downsides it could improve on to make it an even better source of BDSM porn. 

The most obvious downside to watching porn on Noodle Magazine is that it is home to annoying ads. There are banner ads plastered all over the site; you will also come across video ads that you have to watch for a couple of seconds before viewing the porn you clicked on. 

Noodle Magazine is a free porn site, so you won’t pay a penny to view the BDSM porn on its server. It is only fair that the site has the means to generate revenue to keep running and improving its services—the obvious answer to adverts. I hate ads entirely; they are annoying and intrusive, so I always make sure to point out their presence on a site and give you suckers a heads-up if the ad experience is shitty. Thankfully, Noodle Magazine has a decent ad experience; its ads are not intrusive. 

Noodle Magazine has a sleek design and an excellent interface. Still, much more can be done to make viewing smut on the platform an entirely seamless experience. The site has limited features and filtering options; one would expect that it would have an advanced filtering option to help wankers wade through its vast collection of porn. It would be great if it added advanced features and sorting tools. 

One thing I have to complain about is that some of the videos are indexed wrongly. For example, some of the clips in the BDSM section did not have any BDSM theme; they were just plain old vanilla porn. The person in charge of tagging the videos needs to do a better job. 

Conclusion

Noodle magazine is an easy recommendation for wankers itching to stroke it to hardcore BDSM porn. It has a large and diverse selection of BDSM porn to sate all your dark, perverse fantasies. 

Noodle Magazine has a vast archive of porn. It has something for everyone; you are sooner or later bound to find videos that make your cock hard, except if you are into extreme shit. Additionally, it has a simple and organized layout. So, surfing through its large archive of fapping materials is a smooth experience, and viewing them is stress-free thanks to its simple and modern media player. Visiting Noodle Magazine is a pleasure filled experience that will make you bust loads of jizz.